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Reply #15
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5)Any recent pics of the vehicle? yeah the next episode of csi.. check it out
Actually, *last* Sunday's CSI had a shiny red T-Bird.
A roller-coaster car landed on it.  :(
Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

1988 5.0 Bird, mostly stock, partly not, now gone to T-Bird heaven.
1990 Volvo 740GL. 114 tire-shredding horsies, baby!

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Reply #16
You guys/girls are awesome. This is hilarious!

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Reply #17
Quote from: Carl
Hey Micheal Fox my name is Marty Mcfly.

1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle? Including the flux capacitor?

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle? Either 1885, 1955, 1985, or 2015. Depending on the situation. Too many miles to remember.

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle? Yes, some cactus damage on the front end when I was driving away from the indians. Also some Arrow Damage in the rear quarter panel.

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle? It has caused me too much trouble over the years.

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?

Yes actually



Also, if you do buy the car NEVER GO TO 88 MPH!!!




hahaha, i had the same idea but you did 100 times better ! hahahahahahahahah!:giggle:
1985 Mercury Cougar V6
1989 F-200 V8
1996 Explorer V6
2001 F-150

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Reply #18
4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle?
When the passenger door was missing my neighbor's kid kept putting dead fish and racpuppies in there staining and smelling up the interior. I'm tired of the weird looks I get when I walk by my coworkers so I'm now looking for that new car smell.

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Reply #19
LMAO that is a good one
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

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Reply #20
http://baby88mph.ytmnd.com/
2013 Focus (Daily)
1968 Cougar XR7
1987 Turbo Coupe
5 Speed, Stock IHI, Aeromotive 340LPH, Stinger 3in DP w/Magnaflow 3in Race Series ler, Hallman Boost Controller, Corbeau Fixed Back Racing Seats, Rebuilt 35# Injectors, Kirban AFPR, Stinger's Front Mount Piping w/Big NPR Front Mount IC, 3/8 E-85 Fuel Lines, SPEC Stage 3+ Clutch, Explorer 4.0 Dual Core Radiator, Optima Red Top Battery
1988 Turbo Coupe (RIP)
1984 Cougar (RIP) :cougarsmily:
1986 Cougar XR7 5 Speed.  (sold)

 

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Reply #21
1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle?
Whatever the Top Price for my next vehicle is


2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle?
Location: Below my show car garage. Mileage: 150 Miles, I drove backwards alot (thanks Ferris!)

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?
Yes

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle?
To get money to fix dents

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?
Only the ones with your mom on the hood

he he he :D
Some people are like slinkys, relatively useless, but they always bring a smile to your face ...when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Reply #22
This is pretty cool.  We now have a resource pool to use when we get these types of emails.  Being car people and all, I'm sure we buy and sell enough to get these emails every now and then.


Oh and I think it worked.  No response to my answers.  They probably just chuckled and moved on to the next candidate.
"lol.. because not too many people care for that style of car"
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