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Good day,

I am Micheal Fox,an auto procurement agent here in London. my client is interested in your vehicle and I need the following informations of the vehicle from you;

1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle?

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle?

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle?

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?

I antite your swift response for us to conclude payment of this order.

Thanks,
Micheal Fox


I would like to have a little fun with this a__hole but I'm not as creative as some of you on here.  Any ideas on how I can jerk this d__head around?  The ad has 4 recent pictures. Basically, all of his answers are already in the ad except for number 3.
"lol.. because not too many people care for that style of car"
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Reply #1 –
I would just scan a copy of the ad and send that back to him.  Wouldnt even say a word, just the picture.

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Reply #2 –
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Good day,

I am Micheal Fox,an auto procurement agent here in London. my client is interested in your vehicle and I need the following informations of the vehicle from you;

1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle?

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle?

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle?

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?

I antite your swift response for us to conclude payment of this order.

Thanks,
Micheal Fox


Answers:
1: 1 billion dollars

2: Currect location. It was stolen last week. But I will send you the title and the car when I get it back.

3: a few minor scratches and dents

4: I will not need the car after you buy it for 1 billion dollars. I will be able to buy a limo and hire a driver.

5: this is where you copy and paste pictures of a car that has been beat on and is basically a pile of .

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Reply #3 –
1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle?
  Well, it is quite sentimental to me, so I feel the need to get at least $15,000 for it.

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle?
 The car is currently located in my driveway. However since I still drive it, it's location may vary during the day. Current mileage cheanges daily, ask me tomorrow.

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?

There are a few custom additions to it, that are "after factory" add- ins. Some people say they look like dents and scratches, however, they are not. They are simply customizations added by other people as I was driving. They make it unique, and can not be duplicated.

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle?
My wife said it was her, or the car....I couldn't get as good of a price for her, so I decided to sell the car. Besides, she cooks.

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?
yes
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

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Reply #4 –
1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle?
What's your top price?

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle?
location-Karen has the best response for #2...
mileage-It says 30,000 but I know it's been rolled back and the guages/odometer were swapped 10 years ago. So your guess is as good as mine.

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?
No "dents". It has a lot of character.

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle?
Can you read?

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?
Are you blind?

Okay, I'm not coming up with anything very witty right now.

Wait,,.. you're selling a car?

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Reply #5 –
1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle? [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Best offer cash only[/COLOR]

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle? [COLOR="seagreen"]In chopshop having vin changed. mileage being changed as well.[/COLOR]

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle? [COLOR="seagreen"]Drivers door lock being replaced as well as steering colum and driverside glass.[/COLOR]

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle? [COLOR="seagreen"]Im under investigation for grand theft and its not safe for me to be in possesion of this vehicle.[/COLOR]

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle? [COLOR="seagreen"]Only those shown but color is being changed.[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Reply #6 –
Quote from: 5.0willgo
1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle?
What's your top price?

I HATE that question! It happens on corral all the time, it's usually the first question they ask. Nice response. :D
2005 Subaru WRX STi|daily driver

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Reply #7 –
Hey Micheal Fox my name is Marty Mcfly.

1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle? Including the flux capacitor?

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle? Either 1885, 1955, 1985, or 2015. Depending on the situation. Too many miles to remember.

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle? Yes, some cactus damage on the front end when I was driving away from the indians. Also some Arrow Damage in the rear quarter panel.

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle? It has caused me too much trouble over the years.

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle?

Yes actually



Also, if you do buy the car NEVER GO TO 88 MPH!!!
2013 Focus (Daily)
1968 Cougar XR7
1987 Turbo Coupe
5 Speed, Stock IHI, Aeromotive 340LPH, Stinger 3in DP w/Magnaflow 3in Race Series ler, Hallman Boost Controller, Corbeau Fixed Back Racing Seats, Rebuilt 35# Injectors, Kirban AFPR, Stinger's Front Mount Piping w/Big NPR Front Mount IC, 3/8 E-85 Fuel Lines, SPEC Stage 3+ Clutch, Explorer 4.0 Dual Core Radiator, Optima Red Top Battery
1988 Turbo Coupe (RIP)
1984 Cougar (RIP) :cougarsmily:
1986 Cougar XR7 5 Speed.  (sold)

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Reply #8 –
Wow, this is cool.  You all gave me some great choices so far.  :rollin:
"lol.. because not too many people care for that style of car"
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Reply #9 –
reminds me....

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shiznit!"
has to be just about my favorite movie quote of all time...
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

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Reply #10 –
Ok, here is what I have:

Good day,

I am Micheal Fox,an auto procurement agent here in London. my client is interested in your vehicle and I need the following informations of the vehicle from you;

1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle? What's your top price?

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle? The car is currently located in my driveway. However since I still drive it, its location may vary during the day. Current mileage changes daily.

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?  It depends upon what the meaning of the word are means. If are means are, and never has been, that's one thing. If it means, there are none, that was a completely true statement.

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle? Like, I want to buy another vehicle.

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle? yes

I antite your swift response for us to conclude payment of this order. I antite your swift conclusion of this payment.

Thanks,
Micheal Fox
"lol.. because not too many people care for that style of car"
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Reply #11 –
Quote from: Cougars 2 go

I antite your swift response for us to conclude payment of this order. I antite your swift conclusion of this payment.

Thanks,
Micheal Fox

I'd just add: I antite your swift conclusion of this payment. In good ol' American cash, of course. No money orders, no escrow, no bank transfers or bank drafts. Wouldn't want to fall for one of those international money order scams, y'know...
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

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Reply #12 –
I actually sold my laptop on Ebay for $200, which is about what is was worth. When someone offered me $1,500 from overseas for a supposed Cell Phone I was selling. (must have copied and pasted the wrong BS story from their computer) I said.

If you are going to scam me, at least make it more convincing! HAHA you [SIZE="4"]f f f f f ffffffff[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]fail[/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]fail[/SIZE] [SIZE="1"]fail[/SIZE] Never heard from them after that. Haha sometimes I just come out and tell them.
2013 Focus (Daily)
1968 Cougar XR7
1987 Turbo Coupe
5 Speed, Stock IHI, Aeromotive 340LPH, Stinger 3in DP w/Magnaflow 3in Race Series ler, Hallman Boost Controller, Corbeau Fixed Back Racing Seats, Rebuilt 35# Injectors, Kirban AFPR, Stinger's Front Mount Piping w/Big NPR Front Mount IC, 3/8 E-85 Fuel Lines, SPEC Stage 3+ Clutch, Explorer 4.0 Dual Core Radiator, Optima Red Top Battery
1988 Turbo Coupe (RIP)
1984 Cougar (RIP) :cougarsmily:
1986 Cougar XR7 5 Speed.  (sold)

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Reply #13 –
1)what is your bottom price of the vehicle? I didnt know price had a bottom :S I guess Ill have to take a look

2)Present location of the car and current mileage(odometer) of the vehicle?  I thought you had it last? .. not again  *runs down to local chop shop* yeah thats where it went.. and i cant find the odometer now :(

3)Are there any dents on the vehicle?
dur, its like in the chopshop cant you read? theres probably more than dents in it... but who knows.. they might buff out

4)What is your reason for selling the vehicle? i need crack money

5)Any recent pics of the vehicle? yeah the next episode of csi.. check it out

I antite your swift response for us to conclude payment of this order.  wheres my money?


im a little tired lol

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Reply #14 –
LOL Karl... you have to let us know if/how he responds!
:cougarsmily:~Karen~