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Women's college courses

Winter Classes for Women
AT THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday January 28, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTINTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Fox-less at the moment

Women's college courses

Reply #1
F*cking Classic LMFAO
41 Dodge Luxury Liner Sedan
78 F-100 2wd flareside
84Turbo Coupe
84 Thunderbird Élan
85 Thunderbird 3.8
88 Turbo Coupe
88 Mustang GT
90 Stang LX 5.0 5spd
93 F-150 4x4 ext cab
96 Mustang GT
98 Mustang GT
99 SVT Cobra
06 Fusion SEL
14 Fusion Sport

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Reply #2
:rollin::rollin::rollin:
FOXLESS!!

1994 Lincoln Mark VIII


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Reply #3
hahaha
-'88 Tbird 3.8
-2012 Altima 2.5 BASE. 
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Future: Budget 5.0 300 HP.

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Reply #4
It's funny because it's true
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't f**k with 'em

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Reply #5
lmao it's more true than funny.. and it's pretty  funny hahahahah

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Reply #6
It's funny.... because it was made simple so men could understand it.  :rolling:
:cougarsmily:~Karen~


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Reply #8
Good enough for me to send to my wife. I like it!!
Old Grey Cat to this.88 Cat, 5.0 HO, CW mounts, mass air, CI custom cam, afr165's, Tmoss worked cobra intake, BBK shorty's,off road h pipe, magnaflow ex. T-5,spec stage 2 clutch, 8.8 373 TC trac loc, che ajustables with bullits on the rear. 11" brakes up front. +

Women's college courses

Reply #9
Quote from: Kitz Kat;343180
Good enough for me to send to my wife. I like it!!

X2. This is "must read' material.

Angel,you KNOW,deep down,that a lot of that IS true. All you have to do is take the first step and admit it. Admitting it is the first step to recovery....c'mon,we're here for you.
'88 Sport--T-5,MGW shifter,Trick Flow R intake,Ed Curtis cam,Trick Flow heads,Scorpion rockers,75mm Accufab t-body,3G,mini starter,Taurus fan,BBK long tube headers,O/R H-Pipe, Flowamaster Super 44's, deep and deeper Cobra R wheels, Mass Air and 24's,8.8 with 3.73's,140 mph speedo,Mach 1 chin spoiler,SN-95 springs,CHE control arms,aluminum drive shaft and a lot more..

Women's college courses

Reply #10
Theirs no way this is fiction, It's to true.
Old Grey Cat to this.88 Cat, 5.0 HO, CW mounts, mass air, CI custom cam, afr165's, Tmoss worked cobra intake, BBK shorty's,off road h pipe, magnaflow ex. T-5,spec stage 2 clutch, 8.8 373 TC trac loc, che ajustables with bullits on the rear. 11" brakes up front. +

 

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Reply #11
just awesome lol
I'm the forum asshole, put on your big boy pants and deal with it.  :flip:

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Reply #12
Hahaha! That's awsome! I wouldn't mind paying for my wife to take some of thoe courses! Especially the parking one! :D

Women's college courses

Reply #13
Ahh Vinnie.... thanks.... and maybe someday you will realize that women only act this way because it makes you men feel superior... we do it for you really... to make you feel good. But deep down, we all know that women just aren't that stupid. ;)

One day a man asked God "Why did you make women so beautiful?"
God answered" So you will love them"
Then he asked God, "Why did you make them act so stupid?"
God answered, "So that they will love you."

:D ;)
:cougarsmily:~Karen~