Women's college courses November 26, 2010, 08:31:01 AM Winter Classes for WomenAT THEADULT LEARNING CENTERREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDBy Thursday January 28, 2010NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTINTS MAXIMUM.Class 1Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, with Slide Presentation.Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..Class 2Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.Class 3Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.Class 4Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.Class 5Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginningAt 7:00 PMClass 6How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the ProgramHelp Line Support and Support Groups.Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PMClass 7Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum.Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.Class 8Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.Class 9I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.Class 10How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.Driving Simulations.4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.Class 11Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determinedClass 12How to Shop by Yourself.Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #1 – November 26, 2010, 08:32:46 AM F*cking Classic LMFAO Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #4 – November 26, 2010, 09:45:01 AM It's funny because it's true Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #5 – November 26, 2010, 10:23:08 AM lmao it's more true than funny.. and it's pretty funny hahahahah Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #6 – November 26, 2010, 11:26:43 AM It's funny.... because it was made simple so men could understand it. :rolling: Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #8 – November 26, 2010, 01:01:41 PM Good enough for me to send to my wife. I like it!! Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #9 – November 26, 2010, 04:27:32 PM Quote from: Kitz Kat;343180Good enough for me to send to my wife. I like it!! X2. This is "must read' material.Angel,you KNOW,deep down,that a lot of that IS true. All you have to do is take the first step and admit it. Admitting it is the first step to recovery....c'mon,we're here for you. Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #10 – November 26, 2010, 04:33:47 PM Theirs no way this is fiction, It's to true. Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #12 – November 26, 2010, 08:24:56 PM Hahaha! That's awsome! I wouldn't mind paying for my wife to take some of thoe courses! Especially the parking one! :D Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #13 – November 28, 2010, 12:47:05 PM Ahh Vinnie.... thanks.... and maybe someday you will realize that women only act this way because it makes you men feel superior... we do it for you really... to make you feel good. But deep down, we all know that women just aren't that stupid. One day a man asked God "Why did you make women so beautiful?"God answered" So you will love them"Then he asked God, "Why did you make them act so stupid?"God answered, "So that they will love you.":D Quote Selected
Women's college courses Reply #14 – November 28, 2010, 01:41:01 PM haaaa.. not funny lol Quote Selected