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God I hate deer!

Hit another deer!  I was heading home,  saw a bunch of deer in the raod.  So I slowed down to about 10 mph when this fricken Doe runs out of the feild and right into my car!  The deer was still alive,  so I called the cops out.  It was funny cause the whole time I was there the deer just flopped around.  The cops said its leg was probably broke so he was gonna put it down.  The second he drew his gun that deer jumped up and took off!  :giggle: Then the smart ass cop tells me,  "Bad news,  she ran off before I could get her information"!  :giggle:

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Doe was playing half dead..
Man you have too much bad luck, you need Like a trunk full of good luck charms to avoid stuff like this :)

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Atleast you dont have to worry about paint chips/scratches, your car gets repainted every few months!
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Bicycle, man. Bicycle. ;)

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Quote from: oldraven
Bicycle, man. Bicycle. ;)


I'm thinking a T.O.W. rocket launcher attached to the roof. Bring bambi down in a hurry and teach the others a lesson! :evilgrin:  :evilgrin:
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Im thinkin "TRUNK MONKEY" Deer run out hit stang, I hit trunk monkey button in car. Trunk pops open and monkey f***s up deer with tire iron! LMAO!!!

"Officer, I have no idea where that monkey came from  :dunno: , and where the h*ll he got tire iron is the real question!"  :giggle:

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Dare you need a big dirty jacked-up truck to drive around.  That way if it gets:

Wrecked
Keyed
Pickle Juiced
Shot
Stolen by a "Friend"
or Hit by a Deer 

you won't have to worry about getting it fixed.  Also, the cops wouldn't know it was you and you could deliver pizzas without getting harassed.
-Jim
1987 Cougar LS 5.0

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remind me, Dare,, to never buy a used car from you. I could well imagine what the Carfax report would look like!
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first a killer fan than an awall deer what the life, might want to wear a safety suit.

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Had something similar happen when my dad had his 93 T-Bird. He was coming home late, saw some deer and when he stopped, one ran right into the drivers side of the car. Broke the glass and screwed up the door. Have fun telling the insurance "I got hit by a deer."

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i was out last year at the run out side of the city and had 4 dear run in frount of the cars wile doing a pass.  Lucky no one got hurt that night.
Another spot out of city cops came in to stop all the fun people took off i went on some little back road only to have bambi run across the road and for some resion the little bugger decide to go back the way he came and never touched the car.  Scared the living hell out of me.

I bet i could have put my arm out the window and pet the dame thing it came so close to running into the door.

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I had a ed maniac bambi run into the side of my truck about 3 months ago, like was said before, the sumbitch run off before i could get all the information, and before i could pull the deer rifle out.... :brick:
Deer dont by God bounce off my stuff, and not die, well, most of the time anyway!  :disappoin
And before all the animal rights activists get all down on me, i was stopped when the  thing hit me... :evilgrin:
btw, i live in missouri, where the deer outnumber the people by about 6 to 1...  :2gunsfiri
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realy officer it ran out and hit me i did not hit the deer it hit me

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Quote from: lostbrew
realy officer it ran out and hit me i did not hit the deer it hit me


You may joke, but that actually happened to the guy infront of me in traffic last winter.  We were stopped at a stopsign, and a buck ran into the side of his blazer.  It busted to windows and the door pannel.

Last winter I hit a moose, but have never hit a deer (acutally never even come close in 100,000's of miles.)