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This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #1
It started today, for me.  With that '83 Cougar in the FS section.  Then 'Bird here got me looking at 'monts again.  THey reminded me of my old LTD.  it all to hell!

I wonder what ever happened to this car?  http://stuartscustoms.freeyellow.com/postcards/PCFuturaForce0.jpg

This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #2
I drove by that this morning coming home from Colorado. Wierd. I wish I would have saw it.
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #3
Oh the things I'd do to a car like that.. assuming I won the lotto.. heh

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Reply #4
Engine not included?
Or are they afraid to open the hood and take a pic?
Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

1988 5.0 Bird, mostly stock, partly not, now gone to T-Bird heaven.
1990 Volvo 740GL. 114 tire-shredding horsies, baby!

This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #5
It's a dealer selling it. Why would they want to take a picture of a plain old dirty 28 year old engine bay when most of the other pictures look pretty good? (except for that front seat, which wouldn't be staying for long)

As long as the engine was OK enough to get the car home, I'd be fine with it. It would not be staying a V8 for too long. Yep, I'm thinking TC engine.. light engine for the lightest Fox body. :p

I think I would even give up my '86 T-bird for one of these.

Oh, here's a look at where all our Foxes began: http://fzliterature.150m.com/CarnDriverSept7701.html

This one's funny.. check out the CB and the 2" TV: http://fzliterature.150m.com/CarnDriverJuly7901.html


This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #7
I saw a 302 'Mont wagon in the wreakers once. It was tan with no rust. I wanted it bad but the yard won't sell cars once they've entered the yard:mad:
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #8
A 'Mont wagon would also do nicely. I don't think they're too much heavier than the standard 'Monts. Lost the page I had with the weights of the different Fox bodies, or I'd look it up again. The 302 would have to go, though, if I found one with a 302.

The wagon would be a plus on the don't-notice-me end of things. More so than the 4-door. That's a big part of the idea.

This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #9
That's why I liked it/wanted it for the sleeper thing. I would have kept the 302 because I'm partial to 5.0s but a 2.3 Turbo Wagon would be cool. That wagon had zero options except for the 302. It had manual windows and locks and I think just an am/fm radio. Hell it probably weighed less than my loaded 5.0 T-bird.
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

 

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Reply #10
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Hell it probably weighed less than my loaded 5.0 T-bird.


It most likely weighed a good deal less.
-- 05 Mustang GT-Whipplecharged !!
--87 5.0 Trick Flow Heads & Intake - Custom Cam - Many other goodies...3100Lbs...Low12's!


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Reply #12
Well it was an '80 wagon so it weighed about 800lbs less than my T-bird :eek: .  my car is a tank.
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

This is why it sucks to be poor.

Reply #13
I'd lighten one even more than they already are.. but some of the weight would go back on with other changes. I really want to learn to work with carbon fiber/fiberglass for body panels and what not, so I think eventually I'd make a replacement hood, trunk lid, and front fenders out of a mix of the two. (don't worry, I'm not into the "carbon fiber look", so I'd be wanting to paint over them) I'd also be looking for an aluminum driveshaft, and ideally (WAY in the future) putting in an all-aluminum Esslinger block. Supposedly the entire engine only weighs 210 lbs. Tubular A-arms and a tubular K-member might also be called for.

 Unfortunately some of the weight would be gained back by my desire to adapt my '88 LSC's seats to go into the 'Mont, for a bit more driving comfort than a nearly 30 year old bench seat.. and I'm sure the desired structural reinforcements aren't exactly lightweight. Also I'd desire to adapt a T56 to the 2.3, (I've been told its been done before) and probably Cobra IRS and bigger brakes as well. I also would not be losing the sound insulation. (although if I could find something that worked as well as or better than nearly 30 year old sound deadener and weighed a bit less, I'd consider using that instead) It all adds up.

Yeah, it's all just a bunch of talk right now.. I don't even have a 'Mont to start with.. but it's motivation. I've started asking friends to keep an eye out for a good 'Mont or Zephyr to start with, and I'll figure something out financially. Tired of being poor all the time.. but I can't just rush into another job like my last one that ran me into the ground. (fibromyalgia and manual labor don't mix too well in near-full-time doses)


Heh.. I thought of one thing I could do to it (assuming it would work) if I wanted to go a little freak-show with it instead of 100% sleeper.. try to fit a 4-eyed Bird or Cougar front clip to it, with a Mark VII hood. A little more aerodynamic than that boxcar front end, I think. No idea if it would work, though. I've seen a Mustang front clip on a 'Mont wagon, but not a Bird/Cougar one. Although I suppose if I were to reach the point where I could fab my own body panels, anything would be possible then.

No, I'm not on drugs at the moment.. :p