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observations about women

I have two things I've come to notice about women that I find odd. Ok there are more than two things but this is just a start.;)

1. Why is it when you're single you have to go and search for women. You have to go talk to them, be nice, flirt, and then get a phone number. On the other hand if you're dating someone women fall all over you. They flirt with you and give you their phone number. Why? Do men smell different to women when we're dating someone vs. when we're single? How can they tell? :dunno:

2. Why is it that when I'm driving my Buick I get no attention but the minute I go out in the T-bird I have girls flirting with me at traffic lights? I look the same no mater what I'm driving. I swear women are attracted to nice cars. Am I right?

Well those are my two observations about women. If you guys have any more feel free to add some or answer mine. This can only get dumber/more insane as more things are added:giggle:
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

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3. How they always want something untill you go and get it for them

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Quote from: thunderjet302
I have two things I've come to notice about women that I find odd. Ok there are more than two things but this is just a start.;)

1. Why is it when you're single you have to go and search for women. You have to go talk to them, be nice, flirt, and then get a phone number.

You gotta go up to them, and be a mild dick. Works for me.
It's Gumby's fault.

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Well I get noticed in both of my cars. A nice old Cougar, and a Bright-ass Yellow SUV. Women are difficult and think we should bow down to them, that is why.
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
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1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

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They remember EVERYTHING, down to the time of day! it drives me nuts! I cant remember driving to work this morning....
1980 birds X 3, 1982 bird, 1984 XR7, 1988 TC

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Why is it that they are super nice to you, flirty and then start talking about how wonderful their boyfriends are? If they're trying to make me jealous, they aren't. They are only g me off. I swear not one single girl exists in college.:mad:

By the way, I always got attention in my cars. The cougar is nice and I got a lot of attention with it. The Tib has also given me a good bit of attention and some nice stare downs in traffic. The Tib is a chick magnet.:D

However, the Cougar seems to attract more guys than women.:rolleyes:

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The only vehicles around here that seem to get attention from girls are riced-out pos's or blinged-out anything. Otherwise they could care less.

Garrett H.
'94 F250 XLT- 4x4, 5 speed, 7.3 IDI Turbo Diesel, 4" intake, 4" exhaust, 5" turnout stacks, manual hubs, etc.
'87 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe
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Quote from: 5.0willgo
The Tib is a chick magnet.....the Cougar seems to attract more guys than women.:rolleyes:

Uh Oh... thats a sign of what car to drive, and when. Guys like v8s. Girls like flashy . They want to be impressed. There are single girls in college, but they are hard to find. Maybe they are pushed away by the guys who stare at your Cougar?;) Jk. I wish I had your car, its nice.
"Real cars dont power the front wheels, they lift them"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
1984 Mercury Cougar GS 5.0:cougarsmily: BBK Equal Length Shorties, BBK O/R X-Pipe, Magnaflow Magnapacks, Mustang GT Stainless Tailpipes, 18" Magnaflow Rolled Edge Tips. Turbo Coupe Hood, Mach 1 Chin Spoiler. 17"x9" Cobra R's, Falken Ziex 255/50s, and 245/45s.
1984 Ford Thunderbird 3.8L "Drag Queen"
2009 Dodge Ram 1500 Lone Star Edition 5.7L Hemi 400hp, lex DOD14M Magnaflow retro-fit ler kit

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Quote from: cougrrr302
Uh Oh... thats a sign of what car to drive, and when. Guys like v8s. Girls like flashy . They want to be impressed. There are single girls in college, but they are hard to find. Maybe they are pushed away by the guys who stare at your Cougar?;) Jk. I wish I had your car, its nice.

LOL, thanks.
Usually when I get attention from a girl when I'm in the Cougar, they are giving me dirty looks for making too much noise and setting off car alarms in the parking garage.

Hard to find is right... near impossible is more like it...

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Yeah, that sucks
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I honestly dont think you could exceed the cost of a new car buy installing new *stock* parts everywhere in your coug our tbird. Its just plain impossible. You could revamp the entire drivetrain/engine/suspenstion and still come out ahead.
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1987 Ford Thunderbird LX. 5.0. s.o., sn-95 t-5 and an f-150 clutch. Driven daily and going strong.
1986 cougar.
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I had a girl come up to me in the Vic' on day and tell her about how her husband is a pr!ck and I had to tell her I'm not a cop

 

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Single college girls want money.  College guys don't have money.  Single college girls date married men in their 30's.  Single college girls all think their married boyfriend is single.....
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Single college girls want money. College guys don't have money. Single college girls date married men in their 30's. Single college girls all think their married boyfriend is single.....


Oh that's so true. Single blond college girls are so dumb :rollin:

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You gotta go up to them, and be a mild dick. Works for me.


Oh I know that's what I do. I'm not saying I can't get anyone (I have a girlfriend right now) I'm asking why they flirt with you and give you their phone numer when you're in a relationship. Why they do it then and not when you're single I don't know.

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They are only g me off. I swear not one single girl exists in college.:mad: 


They're there but they are all hiding. I swear some of them just say they are dating guys so they don't look like they are losers.
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

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Quote from: thunderjet302
They're there but they are all hiding. I swear some of them just say they are dating guys so they don't look like they are losers.

That could be true. Apparently they don't realize they aren't helping themselves any by playing that charade.

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Quote from: thunderjet302
They're there but they are all hiding. I swear some of them just say they are dating guys so they don't look like they are losers.

That could be true. Apparently they don't realize they aren't helping themselves any by playing that charade. Especially when I'm hitting on them. Oh well...