i killed the easter bunny

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i killed the easter bunny

Reply #15 – April 16, 2006, 02:28:07 PM

one day I pulled into the school parking lot and all the guys started staring at my grill in my truck. There was a big ass bird stuck in there dead.

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #16 – April 16, 2006, 03:37:14 PM

Once I was watching a qualifying session for
NASCAR (Not Actually Stock Cars, Ass-clown Rednecks!) and ole Mikey Waltrip hit a gull at about 180 or so, looked like an explosion, caved in the front of the car he was driving...

Nah, I don't aim for the little furry bastids, they're just thick here.
Guess it's what comes from living in the middle of nowhere :hick:

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Reply #17 – April 16, 2006, 04:05:54 PM

I saw that! I couldn't believe the damage that thing did. I was laughing so hard I nearly fell off the couch.

I was out on the Susquehanna River fishing and watched a seagull get taken out by a train.
It exploded. Parts of it flew all over the place and there was a slow fall of all it's feathers.

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Reply #18 – April 16, 2006, 04:43:42 PM

I was sitting at a stop light and had a squirrel run into the side of my Buick, fall down, and run away in the opposite direction

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Reply #19 – April 16, 2006, 06:32:18 PM

I was watching the speed channel one day (im into rally racing) and there was a focus that was airborne and cought a crow in the roof scoop.

One day coming home from work i was doing about 70 down jackman and split the difference with a squirrel and the stupid sob, must have ran right in front of my back tire.

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Reply #20 – April 16, 2006, 06:33:53 PM

Once on the way to a friends house, out on the outskirts of town, I watched a squirrel start to head across the road, turn to head back, change it's mind and decide to go for it, go under one car, get hit by the one behind it, fly up in the air and smack into my windshield. I was laughing so hard I nearly cried. As for deer, I aim for those s.o.b's. I've even gotten outta a friends car and chased them down. I swear those things have group meetings in a feild near my friends house, plotting over who's car to jump out in front of next.

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Reply #21 – April 16, 2006, 07:43:27 PM

why would you aim for deer. they can do major damage to a car. unless your going after them with super truck or something.

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Reply #22 – April 16, 2006, 10:42:22 PM

Sounds like my buddy and his big ol ram. Heshiznit 6 of them so far this year, of course it helps having a bull bar I guess.

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Reply #23 – April 16, 2006, 11:44:36 PM

Oh, I forgot this one:
About 3 weeks ago, the wife and I decided to go to town and eat out, and I decided to take the (chevy) truck, 'stead of the Tbird.
About a mile down the road, about 15 deer ran across in front of us, I was watching them, and counting them, when a straggler ran right in front of me and I nailed him on the driver's side front of the truck.
It rolled the deer over and over about 15 times, I was laughing as I slowly passed it.
Then I started to get pissed off, so I stopped, backed up, and got out, proceeding to kick the deer in the back of the neck.(to finish killing it, by breaking the neck)
Well, i saw the neighbors looking at the goings-on, so I went up to their house, and told 'em what had happened. As we're standing there talking, the ed deer raises it's head, and looks around.
Then it gets to it's feet. Meanwhile, I'm rather surprised, cause i've just bounced this critter about 60 feet, and kicked the holy hell out of it, and it's starting to hobble around a bit.
So...I ran like hell back to it, and give it a tackle worthy of a Super Bowl!
It gets up again, and hauls ass for about 50-75 feet, where all it stops, almost back with the herd of the other deer.
Wish I'd had a gun, I've had to buy a grille, headlight mount, and turn light for the truck to fix it.
F***in' deer, lmao

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Reply #24 – April 17, 2006, 04:50:43 AM

I nailed a deer coming home from Springfield last Spring, about 3 in the morning, it jumped up from the median and I hit it with the front left of the car. Tore the hell out of the bumper and fender, and left a streak of blood and shiznit and skin all the way down to the rear of the car. What you see in the picture is the car after about 3 months and some patch-up work from me - long live duct-tape and the rubber mallet.

Edit: that car never got washed again after the incident - I could still spot deer skin in some places when I sold it

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Reply #25 – April 17, 2006, 10:19:30 AM

My uncle that now lives in cali had a 95 mn12 Xr7 that he hit a deer with and that thing just got tore to shiznit.

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Reply #26 – April 17, 2006, 11:13:23 AM

Quote from: CougarCoupe88

well sad news folks i killed the easter bunny tonight comming off an off ramp practicing some GT4 like driving and the easter bunny ran out in front of me and i cliped em with the front wheel and the back did the rest. sorry to say didnt sound fun for him. i do feel bad as this is the first thing i ever killed driving(other than bugs). i have come close but never felt or heard something like this.

i guess the pony got the best of that bunny. (bad joke)

I killed the Valentines Day racpuppiess once. I was cruising back from the beach at night in my '69 GTO & I heard a loud bump under the car. I looked in the rear view mirror and saw two objects in my mirror rolling down the highway. I was like ", I split that sucker in half!". I turned around and went back to the spot where it happened because we were curious as to what actually happened. There were two racpuppiess lying dead on the side of the road - apparently they were frolicking in the woods in a lovers state of bliss when they darted out into the road - boy chasing girl I'm sure :D Their romance ended as did that of Romeo and Juliet - they had to take their honeymoon in racpuppies heaven.

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Reply #27 – April 17, 2006, 01:19:37 PM

Someone else killed the easter bunny here. I drove to the end of the driveway and layin in the middle of the road was thumper.

i killed the easter bunny

Reply #28 – April 17, 2006, 01:24:16 PM

i almost bagged my an easter turkey on the way to the family gathering. it was out on I-69, crossing the highway like it was a field. I missed it though and the ppl behind me barely missed too. but it made it accross finally.

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Reply #29 – April 17, 2006, 01:28:21 PM

Was this the bunny by any chance you hit?