pretty funny joke

March 25, 2006, 03:48:36 AM

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard
you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be ed if I'm staying here by
myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

pretty funny joke

Reply #1 – March 25, 2006, 11:35:14 AM

Poor kid - his parents are deserting him :(

pretty funny joke

Reply #2 – March 25, 2006, 11:50:13 AM

Oh man, dirty joke, I love it!