Donkey Punch FTW! March 15, 2006, 12:58:59 AM I was at the store with a friend of mine today. Now the guy is pretty much married. But he still flirts with the ladies. So its realy fun to pen 15 block his ass! So while he was flirting with the cashier, I ran up behind him and punched him in the back of the yead and yelled, "Donkey Punch"! The cashier looks at me, "What's a Donkey Punch"! I said, "Well...do ya realy want to know"? She says, "Yeah". So I explained to her what a donkey punch was. She says, "You're not going to do that to me"! I smiled and said, "Well...I guess I can leave that part out". She smiles at me and long story short, I got her # and a date Fri! Then as I left I told her, "Only bad thing about a donkey punch....ya only get to do it once"! Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #2 – March 15, 2006, 03:25:43 PM nice does ur friend know about u getting her #. Doubt he cares since he is married, but still. LOL nice one. Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #3 – March 15, 2006, 03:29:59 PM Lol best topic title ever. Smooth moves man. Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #4 – March 15, 2006, 05:34:21 PM you actually picked up a chick by telling her what "donkey punch" was.. next you will be explaining the details and positions of a "boston steamer" Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #5 – March 15, 2006, 08:16:10 PM I just looked up what a donkey punch was since I never heard someone use that term.After knowing this, it just makes the story even funnier! Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #6 – March 15, 2006, 09:47:08 PM I myself, am more of a fan of "The Tony Danza"And I think Cleveland Steamer has a better ring to it. Boston, psshh Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #7 – March 15, 2006, 10:27:50 PM alright, what in the blue hell is a boston steamer? LOL Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #8 – March 15, 2006, 10:38:11 PM Quote from: FordTruckFreeekalright, what in the blue hell is a boston steamer?Well... I'd tell ya but... this IS a family friendly site remember. ;) Try http://www.urbandictionary.com. The first definition, is definitely classic. Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #9 – March 15, 2006, 10:58:10 PM Oh, ! :barf: LMAO...ummm no comment lol Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #11 – March 16, 2006, 11:33:34 AM Ya know, I never realized you guys were so abusive.:disappoin Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #12 – March 16, 2006, 12:05:31 PM but still, watch out for a chick that wants your number after you tell her what a donkey punch is. she just might be a bit kinky for you! cleavland does have a good ring to it. I have heard it both ways. Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #13 – March 17, 2006, 10:48:23 PM Quotebut still, watch out for a chick that wants your number after you tell her what a donkey punch is. she just might be a bit kinky for you! Once I went out with a girl on a first date. I walked her to her door and kissed her good night. As I stoped she looked at me and then bit my nose! She took a little chunk out of it and made me bleed! I said WTF was that! She said "I thought you were a kinky guy". I was like what?!:nono: Quote Selected
Donkey Punch FTW! Reply #14 – March 18, 2006, 12:22:22 AM After the cleveland steamer, he'll do the shocker, or the Alabama Crab Dangle. Quote Selected
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