A little humor.

February 18, 2006, 02:00:43 PM

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day

> there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
>A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an
>erection.
>
>The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says,
> "Did you Call for me?"
>The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
>
>She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule
> here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me."
>Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
> down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
>way with her.
>
>The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
>the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man
>lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the
>hairy man.
>
>"No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
>"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you
>fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him
>around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
>
>The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is
> greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
>
>The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and
>you can keep the $500 membership fee."
>"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.
> You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
>
>The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an
> erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here."
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