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I hate deer, it

My driver side fender is ripping, right against the heder panel, because the prev. ownershiznit a deer.
I guess the bumper cover/header panel is sagging, pulling down on the fender, and tearing it away from the bolt and stuff....
Looks like I'll be paying another visit to the parts yard next week...
and soon thererafter driving a calico bird, haha :crazy:
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Re: I hate deer, it

Reply #1
Nothing a little duct tape can't fix :hick:

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Reply #2
yeah, but my car won't do 180

(you know, 200 mph tape, LOL, too much NASCAR)
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

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Reply #3
Quote from: FordTruckFreeek
yeah, but my car won't do 180

(you know, 200 mph tape, LOL, too much NASCAR)


 :giggle: Like the bright green, yellow or orange tape teams use. People would look at you like  :wtf: 
Just be sure to peel some of it off so it flaps in the breeze. Atleast it would look like you were doing 180.

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Reply #4
When I read the title, I thought it was another Dare incident lol :)

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Reply #5
no, those only happen to me in my truck!
#1. hit a cow (or steer) christmas night, 2002

#2. got backed into by a drunk guy, feb 2003

#3. a tree backed into me (yeah, that's right!) at my friends house, summer 03

#4. ruined the original tailgate, when pesky lawnmower decided to exit vehicle, with me frantically trying to disembark the son of a *****!

#5. numerous small dents and dings from freak hailstorm (2" diameter), summer 03 and 04 both

#6. deer ran into the pass. side, Aug 04, happy b-day me, heh
hope y'all enjoy, LOL
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)