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*know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

*KNOW YOUR **S**T**A**T**E** MOTTO*

    *
    Alabama*
    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.* **

    Alaska*
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!*

    Arizona*
    But It's A Dry Heat. *

    Arkansas*
    Literacy Ain't Everything.*

    California*>
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.*

    Colorado*
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.* **

    Connecticut*
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.*

    Delaware*
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.*

    Florida*
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.* **

    Georgia*
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.*

    Hawaii*
    Haka Tike Mou Sha! 'ami Lee ki Toru */
    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)/**

    Idaho*
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good* **

    Illinois*
    Please, Don't pr0nounce the "S"* **

    Indiana*
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free*

    Iowa*
    We Do Amazing Things with Corn*

    Kansas*
    First of the Rectangle States*

    Kentucky*
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names*

    Louisiana*

    Wet All Drunk Cajun Wackos

    But That's Our Tourism Campaign.* *

    *Maine*
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster*

    Maryland*
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It*

    Massachusetts*
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's*

    Michigan*
    First Line Of Defense From The Canadians*

    Minnesota*
    10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes*

    Mississippi*
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State*

    Missouri*
    Your Federal Relief Dollars At Work.* *

    *Montana*
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Very Little Else.* **

    Nebraska*
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest*

    Nevada*
    Hookers and Poker!*

    New Hampshire*
    Go Away and Leave Us Alone*

    New Jersey*
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here!*

    New Mexico*
    Li zards Make Excellent Pets*

    New York*
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right
    To An Attorney...*

    North Carolina*
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable*

    North Dakota*
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!*

    Ohio*
    At Least We're Not Michigan* **

    Ok! lahoma*
    Like The Play, But No Singing*

    Oregon*
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner*

    Pennsylvania*
    Cook Wi th Coal*

    Rhode Island*
    We're Not REALLY An Island*

    South Carolina*
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender* Yet
    **
    South Dakota*
    Closer Than North Dakota*
    **
    Tennessee*
    The Edyoocashun State*
    **
    Texas*
    Se Hablo Ingles *

    Utah*
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus*

    Vermont*
    Ay, Yep*

    Virginia*
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?*

    Washington*
    We have more rain than you do*

    West Virginia*
    One Big Happy Family... Really!*
    **
    Wisconsin*
    Come Cut The Cheese!*
    **
    Wyoming*
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #1 –
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Maryland*
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It*

 :giggle:  If that isn't the truth I don't know what is. :giggle:

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #2 –
At Least We're Not Michigan

and  proud

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #3 –
i'll give you a $%#@ motto!

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #4 –
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o
At Least We're Not Michigan

and  proud



I'll Drink to that!!!! :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:
Temporarily Foxless? Ride the Bull...

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #5 –
North Carolina*
Tobacco Is A Vegetable*



That one's pretty good!  If it wasn't for tobacco this state would be flat broke.
-Jim
1987 Cougar LS 5.0

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #6 –
"Send me yer Federal tax dollars, my car needs it, hahaha...
some wiseass here decided to petition the state govt a coupla years back to change the motto from the shw me state, to the cave state... :flame:
myself, I think we should be called the tornader state, but then again, we've had it easy this year from the things.
over 25 last may alone  :bs:
'98 Explorer 5.0
'20 Malibu (I know, Chevy, but, 35MPG. Let's go brandon, eh)

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #7 –
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o
At Least We're Not Michigan

and  proud



 :flip:  OSU is better!  Go Ohio!
One 88
 

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Reply #8 –
Kentucky*
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names*

 :hick:  :giggle:

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Reply #9 –
Utah*
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus as a mornman I find this alttile bit offensive, BUt I see that it is all in good fun.
Quote from: jcassity
I honestly dont think you could exceed the cost of a new car buy installing new *stock* parts everywhere in your coug our tbird. Its just plain impossible. You could revamp the entire drivetrain/engine/suspenstion and still come out ahead.
Hooligans! 
1988 Crown Vic wagon. 120K California car. Wifes grocery getter. (junked)
1987 Ford Thunderbird LX. 5.0. s.o., sn-95 t-5 and an f-150 clutch. Driven daily and going strong.
1986 cougar.
lilsammywasapunkrocker@yahoo.com

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #10 –
Another one for Oregon,

The no-Sun state.

Re: *know Your **s**t**a**t**e** Motto*

Reply #11 –
Quote from: CougarSE
:flip:  OSU is better!  Go Ohio!




What you think im saying

UM can stuff it