Wal Mart (nsfw or overly sensitive persons..) January 01, 2011, 03:21:44 AM A joke to start off the new year...One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a doctor.''Listen, you don't have to spend that kindof money,' Mike replies.'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart .Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor.'So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a smalljar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'That evening, while thinking how amazingthis new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.The computer prints the following:1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a watersoftener. (Aisle 9)2. Your dog has ringworm.Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, yourelbow will never get better!Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart Quote Selected
Wal Mart (nsfw or overly sensitive persons..) Reply #1 – January 01, 2011, 09:47:57 AM Lol Quote Selected
Wal Mart (nsfw or overly sensitive persons..) Reply #2 – January 01, 2011, 09:53:45 AM Thats funny. Quote Selected
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Wal Mart (nsfw or overly sensitive persons..) Reply #4 – January 01, 2011, 10:56:45 AM that awesome. Quote Selected
Wal Mart (nsfw or overly sensitive persons..) Reply #5 – January 01, 2011, 11:49:21 AM LoL..... Quote Selected
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