GED Test, They Walk Among Us. October 06, 2010, 03:43:25 PM Who knows if this is true (probably), but funny! :hick:The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists Q. How is dew formed?A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspireQ. What causes the tides in the oceans?A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fightQ. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowedQ. In a democratic society, how important are elections?A. Very important. shag can only happen when a male gets an electionQ. What are steroids?A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs Q. What happens to your body as you age?A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinentalQ. What happens to a boy when he reaches rty?A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.A. Premature deathQ. What is artificial insemination?A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?A. Keep it in the cow Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.. Q. What is the fibula?A. A small lieQ. What does 'varicose' mean?A. NearbyQ. What is the most common form of birth control?A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'.A. The caesarean section is a district in RomeQ. What is a seizure?A. A Roman Emperor. Q. What is a terminal illness? A. When you are sick at the airport. Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellasQ. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #1 – October 06, 2010, 03:49:22 PM I don't think those are real GED questions, but worth a chuckle. Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #2 – October 06, 2010, 04:21:29 PM Yeah theres no way thats real... some are kinda funny though. Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #3 – October 06, 2010, 04:28:40 PM Not everyone who takes the GED is 16. I didn't take it until I was 25. Frankly, there's no shame in it either. Have you seen some of what qualifies as high school graduates these days? At least if they're taking the GED, you can be pretty sure they're serious and want to be there.Maybe it's been a long day, and I may especially testy today, but the whole thing slightly offends me. Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #4 – October 06, 2010, 04:40:08 PM Ive seen that presented in many different scenarios High Schoolers, Ged's , SATs , all fake but funny every time . Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #5 – October 06, 2010, 04:50:07 PM Quote from: hypostang;338304Ive seen that presented in many different scenarios High Schoolers, Ged's , SATs , all fake but funny every time .Oh for sure! lol Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #7 – October 06, 2010, 05:55:26 PM QuoteQ. How can you delay milk turning sour?A. Keep it in the cow That's pretty funny LOL Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #8 – October 06, 2010, 06:28:59 PM Quote from: jangus;338303Have you seen some of what qualifies as high school graduates these days? Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #9 – October 06, 2010, 06:34:44 PM Quote from: jangus;338303Have you seen some of what qualifies as high school graduates these days?yeah! they let me gradimitate 5 years ago :hick: what were they thinking :D Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #10 – October 06, 2010, 07:01:58 PM Quote from: jangus;338303Have you seen some of what qualifies as high school graduates these days?No child left behind, brother :headbang:QuoteMaybe it's been a long day, and I may especially testy today, but the whole thing slightly offends me.Two of my best friends in the whole world have their GED's, instead of their HS diplomas. Both of them thought it was funnier 'an shiznit. Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #11 – October 06, 2010, 07:06:03 PM Quote from: jangus;338303Maybe it's been a long day, and I may especially testy today, but the whole thing slightly offends me.i hope it's just a long day, because there's nothing to be offended by.. unless those are your answers :p Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #12 – October 06, 2010, 07:07:30 PM Quote from: turbo_88_XR7;338324yeah! they let me gradimitate 5 years ago :hick: what were they thinking :DLooks like we graduated the same year QuoteNo child left behind, brother Thats the biggest load of shiznit - I have always felt you had to earn your passage to the next grade..... Anyway, back on topic... Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #13 – October 06, 2010, 07:09:33 PM Quote from: 20thanniver-ls;338334Thats the biggest load of shiznit - I have always felt you had to earn your passage to the next grade..... Anyway, back on topic...x2.. it encourages laziness and stupidity.. and lack of responsibilityclass of 05 WWOOOOOOOO Quote Selected
GED Test, They Walk Among Us. Reply #14 – October 06, 2010, 10:51:29 PM So, since you're having a rough day, lemme ask you . . . Quote from: jangus;338303Maybe it's been a long day, and I may especially testy today, but the whole thing slightly offends me.When you're "testy", does that mean they are swollen? Quote Selected
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