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This one's a real winner...I post for entertainment value alone:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercury-Cougar-XR-7-limiteed-type-of-cars-verry-few-of-this-model_W0QQitemZ120286971235QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item120286971235

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needs paint  job on the upper part of the auto. engine good conditions, runs good. just need the starter, to start. new tires. disent interior all red inside. withe on the outside. needs tags about 150 worthed, its a cougar sport. this are limited vehicles. I velive theres only 9 of this cars, cougar sport, 5.0 Automatic trans. offer for 2,000 only. make your best offer. dont let thi chance go out of your hens..

Not only is the seller specific about the number of these cars (9) with no proof, and the car is actually an LS as denoted by the 60 in the VIN...but the spelling...wow...

And make sure your hens don't let out their chance. :rollin:
WTF?!?!

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Reply #1 –
I'll give him $37....
-- 05 Mustang GT-Whipplecharged !!
--87 5.0 Trick Flow Heads & Intake - Custom Cam - Many other goodies...3100Lbs...Low12's!

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Reply #2 –
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dont let thi chance go out of your hens


Whawhawhaaaaat? :hick:
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

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Reply #3 –
check out his feedback(-1) I've never seen that before.
 

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Reply #4 –
looks like its been in a barn for years
RIP 1988 and 1990 Lincoln Mark VII LSC
I welcomed the dark side and currently am driving a 2000 Dodge Durango SLT plus, with a 5.9, Code named project "Night Runner"
Shes black on black, fully loaded, with headers, 180 tstat, e fan, straight exhaust into a cherry bomb vortex ler, full tune up, ported intake and T/B, MSD coil, and round aircleaner.
Mods to come: Fully rebuilt and heavily modded 46RE, and a richmond rachet locker.
my $300 beater ;)
R.I.P Kayleigh Raposa 12/18/90 - 2/24/07

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Reply #5 –
That's even below Pimpster standards of spelling and grammar. Of course the guy's user name is nelyhernandez, so at least he's got an excuse - English is apparently not his first language.

Car actually doesn't look too bad, if you can get by the chrome wheelwell mouldings. Of course, I live in the north, so my standards are lower - anything over 20 years old that hasn't rusted to pieces looks good to me :hick:
2015 Mustang GT Premium - 5.0, 6-speed, Guard Green - too much awesome for one car

1988 5.0 Thunderbird :birdsmily: SOLD SEPT 11 2010: TC front clip/hood ♣ Body & paint completed Oct 2007 ♣ 3.55 TC rear end and front brakes ♣ TC interior ♣ CHE rear control arms (adjustable lowers) ♣ 2001 Bullitt springs ♣ Energy suspension poly busings ♣ Kenne Brown subframe connectors ♣ CWE engine mounts ♣ Thundercat sequential turn signals ♣ Explorer overhead console (temp/compass display) ♣ 2.25" off-road dual exhaust ♣ T-5 transmission swap completed Jan 2009 ♣

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Reply #6 –
i have 1 piglet and 2 rabbits to trade for your hens.
[i eevevn uzd spel chek]--irv

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Reply #7 –
LOL He's got the same wheelz I do !
88 TC, Lots of Mods.

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Reply #8 –
If he lost the rims and the fender crome it probably wouldn't be a bad car.
And yea english isn't his specialty.

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Reply #9 –
But it's a "   limiteed type of cars verry few of this model."

What I really want to know is.......
Does the Cinder block come with it? :hick:
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

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Reply #10 –
someone should explain to this person that non-running, poorly advertised cars are not a cash cow.

i am sooooo sick of seeing these kind of idiots:toilet:
"Beating the hell out of other peoples cars since 1999"
1983 Ford Thunderbird Heritage
1984 Ford Mustang GT Turbo Convertible
2015 Ford Focus SE 1.0 EcoBoost