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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns:

(Walter is the male version of Ann Landers)

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get though to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Distraught in North Carolina

Dear Distraught: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty...

I hope this helps.

Walter

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Reply #1
HAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! I just sent that to everyone I work with. :D

 

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Reply #2
Lol
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Reply #3
Yes I'm loving it! LOL ROFL
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Reply #4
Well,that's exactly the answer I was thinking.LOL.
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Reply #5
LMAO!
But, he was missing a critical part in his answer!!







He never asked how hot the neighbor lady was!
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

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Reply #6
Quote from: LittleAngel1198;228884
LMAO!
But, he was missing a critical part in his answer!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
He never asked how hot the neighbor lady was!

Irrelevant.
 
1st guy rule:
 
"Never pass up a chance to get laid."

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Reply #7
lol. :hick:
11.96 @ 118 MPH old 306 KB; 428W coming soon.

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Reply #8
Dear Walter,

What can I do for these crow's feet and all these wrinkles on my face?


Go bra less. It will usually pull them out.