Bee story-Beau style...

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Bee story-Beau style...

June 25, 2008, 06:13:15 PM

So here I am, mowin' my dad's yard last summer, and he has the 1972 F-100 sitting in front of his garage, because we're messing with the 360 in it...
Well, I'd mowed the yard probably 10-15 times and never had a problem, till this time. I was about 10 feet or so away, blowing the grass back toward the truck, when I saw it...a fawking bumblebee as big as a Harrier jet, and twice as dangerous!
It made one pass across the nose of my mower, did a vertical loop, and came in for the kill.
I pulled the ejection handle, (namely the blade disenegage) and came off that mower like the sumbitch had turned into a half starved mountain lion.
The bee immediately gave me pursuit, along with several angry wingmen, while I did my best white-boy Carl Lewis up the driveway and near a 1/4 mile down the road...while my dad stood just inside the basp00get door laughing and crying. Heartless .

So now, here I am mowing again, and we've since moved the truck some, but I have this god-awful phobia of it...anyone know of a support group?

He's callin me a wuss, a wimp, plus other names I probably can't mention (family site and all).
I don't even know if there are any more bees in the thing, and i sure as hell ain't gonna get close enough to see.

I'm not normally bothered by bees, but summer 2006 I got stung by a honeybee here at my place while mowing, and it messed me up pretty good, I was maybe 45 yards from the house...and almost passed out before I made it inside.
I don't want a big-assed bumble bee to make my little ass extinct!
:hick:

This is a true story...so let's hear some of yours.

Bee story-Beau style...

Reply #1 – June 25, 2008, 08:30:15 PM

I've had my back covered in yellow jackets before, but of course I was on the offensive with a couple of decent sized rocks cause the bees were g me off. Evertime I'd walk down to the quik-e-mart to something to drink they'd swarm me, so I was all like "F U you sum-bitches!!" and decided to hurl rocks at a nest the size of a 460 block up in a tree. Then must have hit nest just right cause came down, and before it even hit the ground I was bookin. However I wasnt quite fast enough and then I find myself rolling back first into someones yard trying to get all the bees off my back.

Moral of this thread, dont mess with multiple bees.

Bee story-Beau style...

Reply #2 – June 25, 2008, 10:25:04 PM

I was out riding my dirtbike in the woods a long time ago. Came to a stop and put my feet on the ground. Got stung on my right ankle, then again like 15 more times. Fockers flew up my not so tight pant leg and went to town. I'm not allergic to them so I was fine. It was painful though!

Bee story-Beau style...

Reply #3 – June 26, 2008, 01:02:30 AM

Quote from: 88FoxBird;224629

Moral of this thread, dont mess with multiple bees.

Testify!!!

Bee story-Beau style...

Reply #4 – June 26, 2008, 01:16:36 AM

bees and thunderbirds.

Ah, the first day i brought the bird home... i opened up the trunk... to see a gigantic honeycomb swarming with bees.

woah man i dont think ive ran that fast ever...needless to say the car got a bath in bee b gone.

Bee story-Beau style...

Reply #5 – June 26, 2008, 10:47:44 AM

Years ago, I stepped into a hornets nest and didn't even know it.

My friends on the other side of the creek started screaming and running off in opposite directions. I'm like... whattf? Then I feel it... ouch! ouch! I run. Wow. I didn't think I could run that fast.

By the time the folks discovered what was going on, we had already shed most of our clothing and where hiding in the minivan.

I had 27 stings. That was just average between the four of us. And pretty traumatic for us (we were only like ten years old)

So, I'd like to ammend the moral of this thread... lol,
moral of this thread, dont mess with multiple insects with stinggers!