Re: Hoodlems
Reply #13 –
The very first thing I did was get an alarm when I bought my car back in 1992. I went to a lot of shops, and I went with the shop that claimed to have the best install. They were adamant that their install was designed to best prevent theft of the car (the school I was going to was in a wealthy area and they did a lot of expensive cars -- I never saw so many Jags and Mercedes'). The lessons I learned:
1. All connections should be soldered for the best durability.
2. The alarm head unit should be somewhere that's extremely hard to get to. Mine is hidden somewhere behind the instrument panel, so high up that I've never even seen more than a corner of it. They must have pulled the entire dash out or something to get it up in there, or their installer is plasticman...
3. If your alarm has a valet switch (mine does, and I assume it's a pretty standard feature), disconnect it, leave it where it is as a decoy, and put in the real one that's well hidden. It should be somewhere where you have to actually remove something to get to it (I'm not saying where mine is :) )
4. Have at least *three* remotes, and make sure you know how to disable the alarm in a pinch. I was once on a weekend vacation in Williamsburg, and on the final day my remote died (not a dead battery -- it really died). Once that starter cutoff trips you really want to be able to get your car to start...
5. You're going to live with your alarm a long time. Get a name brand that will be around in 20 years. Remotes don't last forever, and getting parts for our cars is enough work. Also, make a photocopy of your alarm manual. I didn't do that and I'm *so* thankful that old Alpine manuals can still be found, though it took a while.
6. Like someone here said: don't leave *anything* visible in the car. When I was in undergrad I spent time talking to one of the security guys (I used to drive in really early -- the cafeteria always served the best breakfasts then, when the dorm students were still asleep and only the security people were around) and he told me story after story about how cars were getting broken into just for the loose change in the armrest. Unbrella and ice ser -- that's it. That's all that should be visible (at the time I had a lemon-yellow '72 Torino sedan so I wasn't too worried). For my 'Bird I bought a set of matching rear floor mats (red) at Pep Boys and whenever I have to make stops I put anything I bought under a mat (bonus trick: get a bookbag that's the same color as the mat, and get one of those foldable windshield sun visors to put on top of the mat (same color if possible) -- the less they can see the better, and when everything is the same color it's hard to make shapes out).
7. Don't drive through residential areas with your stereo booming. It ticks off middle-aged codgers like me :), and it broadcasts to every punk in the area that you've got something good. I have a 10' sub, 2 amps, MB Quart all around, yada, yada, yada, but I don't broadcast it. On I-95 I'm anonymous but not in neighborhoods or up in the city. Stealth is your friend. If you have a T-Bird or Cougar, it should be second nature. Mustang kids we ain't :)
8. Visible alarm LED, and the loudest, most obnoxious alarm you can get your hands on. It must honk the horn. Horns clash with alarm sirens like few other sounds, and it will better get people's attention (though back in the day when I bought mine, alarms were new enough that people still paid attention -- I don't know about today).
9. As the guy at the shop told me, "You don't have a 'Vette, you have a T-Bird. You're looking to stop the crackhead, or the kid that wants a quick car." The point is that we're not stopping professionals here. Our alarms and procedures have to be as much about deterrence as about physically preventing theft.
10. And the other quote from the guy at the shop: "An alarm will prevent someone from taking the car, not from taking the car radio." So deterrence, deterrence, deterrence. Don't let people know you have something good in there, and make it look like it will be a PITA to take the car. There ain't much you can do otherwise except let it just become second nature.