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Reply #45
SCOOBY-SCOOBY DOOOOO!



Opps. :o  Heh,heh. Sorry. :wtf:  :screwy:
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Reply #46
That dog's taller than me standing up  :wtf:

Oh, wait... that's not saying much, lol  :giggle:

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Quote from: crystal
That dog's taller than me standing up  :wtf:

Oh, wait... that's not saying much, lol  :giggle:



:giggle: So, you're a big dog person, as long as they don't exceed your own size? :grinno:

If any of you have ever read the comic Marmaduke, you'll know the exact temperment of a Great Dane. Quiet, docile, friendly, and LAZY! You wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a decent picture of a full grown GD that wasn't laying down or sleeping.




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Reply #48
The bigger the better!

I wanted a 200 lb mastiff, but my mom would have killed me, so I bought basically a little mastiff, lol. She still weighs 2/3 what I do! (I'm only 4'10, 95 lbs for reference)

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Reply #49
finaly got some pix of the pootch. she's Tish and shes 11 years old, i got these when she was wak'n up from her nap tonite. :)

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Reply #50
My pal Tharesa (She's that other girl who would want tools on Vday, Crystal, she's a mechanic) and her hubby got a new puppy this weekend. She's a 7 week old Boxer named Sadie, and we're going out to see her tonight. :D Expect pictures.

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Quote from: oldraven
My pal Tharesa (She's that other girl who would want tools on Vday, Crystal, she's a mechanic) and her hubby got a new puppy this weekend. She's a 7 week old Boxer named Sadie, and we're going out to see her tonight. :D Expect pictures.

I need to meet girls like that... I'd probably enjoy hanging out with them

boxers RULE!

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Reply #52
Quote from: lowcat
Wait I have a dog too! Mattie, a German Shepard, incase you can't tell :giggle: . She is the dumbest dog I have ever seen.

Dumb? You haven't seen dumb until you have owned a golden retriever. Ben (pictured previously) ate light bulbs. Not one light bulb. Not two light bulbs. 60 (sixty) light bulbs. An entire string of C9 outdoor christmas bulbs. Glass, brass bases, copper wire, and all. And he didn't just chew 'em up, he ATE 'em. The vet bill was unpleasant. I think he still shiznits glass occasionally...
 
Then there was the time he ate the pressure-treated lattice fence. That stuff causes cancer, y'know. He ate two full 4X8 sheets. Staples and all. A splinter got stuck in his throat and promptly became infected. Another several-hundred-dollar vet bill.
 
...And then there's the toad. It amazes me how sick a 100-pound dog can get when it eats a 3 ounce toad. I've got some interesting pictures of an unhappy (and very swollen) golden retriever somewhere around here. I declined to take pictures of the partially digested amphibian he deposited on my kitchen floor.
 
...And he's allergic to bee stings. It cost me $300 to find that out. Nearly cost him his life. And he still eats bees.
 
They say golden retrievers live a long time. I'd like to know how they do it, 'cuz if my idiot survives to see four years of age it'll be by sheer luck!
 
Crystal: My brother would just love a gal with your taste in dogs. He has owned three bullmastiffs. His first one, Sage, weighed 155 lbs in his prime. The second one, Abbey, was about 120 lbs (huge for a female), and the third (and current) one, Willy, weighs about 140. Willy's still growing though, he's only a year old. He also had an American bull but had to get rid of it because it was too nasty around his kids. The Bullmastiffs are gentle giants.
 
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Reply #53
It's all about the big meaty bull breeds! Talk about power  :evilgrin:

Who needs a tow truck with one of those around that's trained to pull :)

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Who needs a tow truck with one of those around that's trained to pull :)


That's why I plan on having an army of huskies! So just in case the engine in the bird dies, i'll just hook them up and let 'em run!!! It would be a lot cheaper than buying gas too! :giggle:
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Reply #55
All you need's one mastiff ;)

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Reply #56
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i use to have a cat i had 4
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Quote from: Thunder Chicken
Dumb? You haven't seen dumb until you have owned a golden retriever. Ben (pictured previously) ate light bulbs. Not one light bulb. Not two light bulbs. 60 (sixty) light bulbs. An entire string of C9 outdoor christmas bulbs. Glass, brass bases, copper wire, and all. And he didn't just chew 'em up, he ATE 'em. The vet bill was unpleasant. I think he still shiznits glass occasionally...
 
Then there was the time he ate the pressure-treated lattice fence. That stuff causes cancer, y'know. He ate two full 4X8 sheets. Staples and all. A splinter got stuck in his throat and promptly became infected. Another several-hundred-dollar vet bill.
 
...And then there's the toad. It amazes me how sick a 100-pound dog can get when it eats a 3 ounce toad. I've got some interesting pictures of an unhappy (and very swollen) golden retriever somewhere around here. I declined to take pictures of the partially digested amphibian he deposited on my kitchen floor.
 
...And he's allergic to bee stings. It cost me $300 to find that out. Nearly cost him his life. And he still eats bees.
 
They say golden retrievers live a long time. I'd like to know how they do it, 'cuz if my idiot survives to see four years of age it'll be by sheer luck!
 


:giggle:  My dog has only eaten batteries, and a razor blade.

 

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Quote from: Thunder Chicken
Dumb? You haven't seen dumb until you have owned a golden retriever. Ben (pictured previously) ate light bulbs. Not one light bulb. Not two light bulbs. 60 (sixty) light bulbs. An entire string of C9 outdoor christmas bulbs. Glass, brass bases, copper wire, and all. And he didn't just chew 'em up, he ATE 'em. The vet bill was unpleasant. I think he still shiznits glass occasionally...
 
Then there was the time he ate the pressure-treated lattice fence. That stuff causes cancer, y'know. He ate two full 4X8 sheets. Staples and all. A splinter got stuck in his throat and promptly became infected. Another several-hundred-dollar vet bill.
 
...And then there's the toad. It amazes me how sick a 100-pound dog can get when it eats a 3 ounce toad. I've got some interesting pictures of an unhappy (and very swollen) golden retriever somewhere around here. I declined to take pictures of the partially digested amphibian he deposited on my kitchen floor.
 
...And he's allergic to bee stings. It cost me $300 to find that out. Nearly cost him his life. And he still eats bees.
 
They say golden retrievers live a long time. I'd like to know how they do it, 'cuz if my idiot survives to see four years of age it'll be by sheer luck!


geeze, it would be sheer luck! That's why I don't care for dogs all that much! lol