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Reply #15 – February 21, 2006, 12:56:50 AM

Oldsmobile - Oh Lets Drag Some More Obese Men Over Bumps In Left Eway

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Reply #16 – February 21, 2006, 12:58:49 AM

that one doesnt work...lol...i had too read it like 4 times...lol

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Reply #17 – February 21, 2006, 01:52:52 AM

Oldsmomobile?

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Reply #18 – February 21, 2006, 07:03:52 AM

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

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Reply #19 – February 21, 2006, 11:55:20 AM

ACURA:

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC:

All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
A Man's Car
A Miss Conception
All Muscle Car
All Most Car
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
Automotive Mental Cruelty

AUDI:

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW:

Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK:

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

Camaro:

Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often

CHEVROLET:

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE:

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs

FIAT:

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Toilet
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD:

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
Future Of Racings Delight
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords

LTD:

Lacks Total Dependability
Lots To Do
Looses Transmissions Daily

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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:

General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
Good Money
Goofy's Manufacturing
Gone Mental

GMC:

Grief & Misery Combined
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
God Made Chevy
Good Moron Car
Got Mine Cheap
Get My Checkbook
Gone Mad Corp.

GTO:

Gas, Tires, Oil
Get Tools Out
Get To Onramp
Good To Own
Get The Others
Generally Trashed Out
Good Time Out
Gone To Overdrive

HONDA:

Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

JEEP:

Just Eats Every Part
Just Empty Every Pocket
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

KIA:

Kick It Around
Kick It Again
Killed In Action

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MG:

Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
Major Goof
MGB: Might Go Backwards
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
MGB: Motor Going Bad
MGF: Might Go Forward

MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate

MOPAR

Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
More Often Parts Are Replaced

MUSTANG:

Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO

OLDSMOBILE:

Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO:

Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Pushed In Neutral Too Often

PONTIAC:

Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE:

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

SAAB:

Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

TRIUMPH:

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

TR: Tools Required

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Vintage Wreck
Virtually Worthless

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Reply #20 – February 21, 2006, 12:23:53 PM

Quote from: DakotaEpic

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Kettle, meet pot. Kettle?............. Kettle? shiznit Kettle, you're on fire!

Ah, life on a Ford board.

Quote

cheep
highly
embarrasing
vehicle
runs
on
luck
every
time

Shouldn't we at least try and use ones that are remotely true? :flip:

Quote

jeep
just everybody elses parts

See? That's true and funny. :tg:

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Reply #21 – February 22, 2006, 02:45:04 AM

Ahhh, I dunno...
I've had 2 Jeeps ('81 CJ-7 '74 J Series Truck)
I've also had 1 Chevy, '87 S-10 Blazer, and personally, long-term driven 3 other Chevies, including the truck I have now, and the ONLY time Either of the Jeeps EVER let me down or left me stranded, was when the GM-designed alternator went bad on both of 'em.
Plus, the Chevy K-1500 I have needed a transfer case overhaul at 10,000, and needed a new distributor at 34,000 miles...

Don't matter what moniker is slapped on the ass of it, they ALL will go bad sooner or later.

Personally, I think Ford had their collective heads up their asses for not making the 87-95 Birds (and Cougars) w/o the HO...
Every manufacturer makes or has made a lemon...