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Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #30
It does take some getting used to. ;)

She must have had it in R for race, when she saw the Cougar.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #31
Quote from: 5.0willgo
Just out of curiosity... what was she driving?

Seconded.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #32
I think he told me it was like a 2002 Taurus when I asked him the other night.. and she was in her 50s.

I think my response to "it's old anyways" would've been something like: "Yeah, well you look like you have some mileage on you, too.. what's your point?"

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #33
i had a similer issue one time while i was my in camaro ... i was at a stop light and these kids that i knew pull up behind me and they were honkin there horn and stuff at me saying how my car was a POS . one of them actully got out and  kicked my tire  hes like "oh it didnt fall apart "  so i realized i was in a puddle so i hit the line lock and start frieng both my tires i just soked the kid as he was going back the there car and of corse they had there tunes loud and all the windows down and i was going through the gears got to 3rd turn of the line lock and blew 3 doughnuts in the inter section and took off . i had the cutout so i could run just headers and i saw the kid the next day he came up to me and said" i cant hear nothing your car is sweet"

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hunting for another 87-88 bird
If it's got tits or tires its gunna cost you money !

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #34
Nicley done i just dont get some people, some need a few good whacks upside the head to get themselves straight i guess.

"Yeah, well you look like you have some mileage on you, too.. what's your point?"
Ha ha ha ha yeah that would have been great

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #35
Quote from: Bird351
I think my response to "it's old anyways" would've been something like: "Yeah, well you look like you have some mileage on you, too.. what's your point?"


Haa that's freakin awesome!:rollin: :rollin:

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #36
I had some middle aged prick in a silver CRX cram his door into mine twice last night while Ange was in the produce store. I was waiting with Coira in the truck and 'bang---bang'.

I looked over and started yelling at the guy. He didn't catch on at first, so I practically busted a nut bellering. He looks at me like I'm on crack and asked 'What's your problem?'.

'You hit my door twice, what the hell is your problem?'

It went on like this for a bit until he finally said 'I didn't mean it. No need to be an asshole.'

So I went ape shiznit, 'You didn't mean it? You hit it twice. You're the asshole.' You think he would have been cordial if the rolls had been reversed?

Then the clincher. Ange walked up to the truck with the two of us yelling at each other and says to the guy 'Is there a problem here?'

'Yeah, we've got a door dinger here.' He never said another word. For some reason he was more scared of Ange than me.:giggle:




I hate people.:mad:

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Reply #37
I was at the grocery store one time and when I came out there was this lady's 5 year old daughter sitting on the hood of my car. I said to her " Excuse me 'mam, could you please ask your daughter to not sit on my car", and she replied to me "Why are you being such an a**hole, you don't need to give me attitude."  I was like :confused:. So after she went into the store I rammed my shopping cart into her driver door, and used the cart to bust out her headlight, and left the cart smashed into her headlight.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #38
My friends and i were out in a parking lot, and this girl i know, who claimed to be into cars was sitting on some random persons car, feet on the bumper, and all that. I was like "you really shouldnt be sitting on someones car", and she was like "its not like its worth anything anyways", i said to "to you no, but to the person who bought it and is probably making payments it is, how would you feel if someone was all up on your car", she said "my car is actually worth something, its a 97 cavalier convertable, one of 500 made in white" and i laughed at her in her face, went on about how her car is nothing more than an econobox, and she got made, got off the persons car, and left

this is the same girl who calls my cars pieces of shiznit, but she has a delorean that she has made more repairs to than both of my cars combined.
It's Gumby's fault.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #39
Quote from: 83Heritage
I was at the grocery store one time and when I came out there was this lady's 5 year old daughter sitting on the hood of my car. I said to her " Excuse me 'mam, could you please ask your daughter to not sit on my car", and she replied to me "Why are you being such an a**hole, you don't need to give me attitude."  I was like :confused:. So after she went into the store I rammed my shopping cart into her driver door, and used the cart to bust out her headlight, and left the cart smashed into her headlight.

It was the 'mam that pissed her off.

Worst I had was while I was at my sisters apartment one day, I was helping her load stuff in her car so I was outside. Now this is a good sized parking lot and I took an end spot and was hugging the curb. There were a good 7 spots between me and the next car. Well this woman in a Forrester parks right up against the side of me. So I'm thinking of all the places for her to park, it had to be right next to me when there are a ton of other open spots.

Well she gets out holding a bag of McDonalds food and a cup that the lid popped off so it was leaking soda. Her kid was in the back seat so to open the door and get him out, she put the soda on the hood of my car. She put a freaking leaking cup of soda on the hood of my white car.:mad:  I was mad but I kept my calm. I yelled over to her, since I had my arms full of stuff " Would you please take that cup off the hood of my car". What response did I get... " It's not hurting anything". I responded by saying "well it's leaking soda onto my car and it's going to ruin my paint" As soon as I said that she stopped picked up the cup and put it on her roof. She then apologized and said she just didn't think.
I was surprised she did that. I was expecting an argument.

Sure I could have dropped what I was carrying, and thrown the soda on her or her car. But if I did that, I'd chance getting more soda on my car and who knows the retaliation she would have gotten me with.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #40
Now if the CRX prick had actually appologized for hitting my truck rather than bitch and agrue, I would have just left it at that. But he had to act like it was my fault. (yes, I was parked first)

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #41
you should have went into the gas staoin and and got some brake fuild and poured it on her car....what a c--t!
So you have a V8.......isn't that cute.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #42
Something similar to this happened to me yesterday. I had just gotten to school and was about to get out of my Buick when some punk ass in dady's new BMW pulls in next to me. He opens his door and hits my car so hard it SHAKES the car! Then he just walks off:mad: . I get out and notice he's put a dent in my door. Now my Buick is just a daily driver and not that pretty but that pissed me off. So I proceeded to let the air out of his driver side rear tire. He got a nice surprise when he got out of class:evilgrin:
88 Thunderbird LX: 306, Edelbrock Performer heads, Comp 266HR cam, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake, bunch of other stuff.

Got into a slight ordeal at the gas station

Reply #43
i must say i am a fan of the "prank" retaliations that actually don't damage anything..

can't get in trouble with the law **exceptions and there is probably a law, but you get my point**, "it was only a joke sir, no damage was done to anything!!"

Great story!

Reply #44
Fantastic.  That's putting the a$$hole in her place.

This is why I'm gonna carry aircraft paint stripper in my trunk.  Someone  me off and I pour paint stripper all over their car.
"I put my foot in my tank and I began to roll." Chuck Berry