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wow mom's never seem to let go..

:shoothead :dunno:  lol i guess she's worryed about me getting old :D i guess she's is PA"NICK"ING:giggle:
 like i've never said that before.."i'm getting old" i guess she's worryed about me pounching out early..so last week she made an apointment for me at the doctor for today.. some questions and tests today.. like blood work..tomarrow i have to get an ultrasound and an Xrays.. ok! what for my big gut? and black lungs? :giggle: maybe they think i'm going to have a baby!!:D  and next week i'm going in for a stress test because the doctor says i smoke! ok! :giggle:

on other notes about the review before the first tests today..

since i don't like to goto the doctor..

of corse i was a wize a$$ on the questionnaire :D

like..
how did you hear about us?
lol i did'nt.. i was told about you by my mom..
next

who referred you to us? lol  mom again!

medical illness? hope not!

do you drink coffee or tea? yes i'm a coffee junky!

do you drink alcohol? yes! i need a beer!

do you do drugs? hell no! it's a waste of money! my car is my drug!

allergic reactions? yes to doctors

age 40 years "OLD!"

did you ever have a stress test before? yes.. everyday at work!!

medical history? long time ago.. it's the past.. check channel 51 the history channel..

some quotes while the tests are being done..

i asked the doctor to take a look at my leg so i rolled up my pant lag and he asked asked a few questions which i answered .. and the doctor said don't worry about it.. but then he yes i said HE! said the more cloths you take off the more interesting it gets! lol the only responce i could come up with was HEY! HEY! HEY! easy now!

then they drew blood 3 VILES! i said HEY! give some of that back!! is their any left? i need that stuff to live! GOT BLOOD?

i guess thats about it for now.. stay tuned!

back to the doctor at 8:45 in the morning..




Nick
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there's only about a half a dozen man made objects that are herd by the human ear below 40Hz,a pipe organ,thunder,the space shuttle lifting off,a jet airplane taking off or landing,a large canon,an atomic bomb ignited in your back yard and the heat wave afterward oh wait you would be dead so you would'nt hear it scratch that!,and maybe beating your hear against a wall less then 40 times a second..rap music is'nt one of them!thats 40-60Hz@100+db the moving air is under 40Hz

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Reply #1 –
Bwahahahahahahhah!!!!, that's funny, heheh:D

Dom.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]1985 Thunderbird 3.8 carbed 57k original, summer car.
1980 Econoline inline 6 300ci 300k, winter/working.
1988 Base Bird finally crushed... RIP.

Dominique,  The Ridiculous, Fordus, crazyous!!!  :birdsmily:

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Reply #2 –
Just wait till the blood work comes back. With the new cholestrol lowering drugs, they have a whole new level of whats considered low.



:dunce:

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Reply #3 –
Nick, since I see your around lately, you'll have a PM in a few minutes, I have a cam-related question for you.

wow mom's never seem to let go..

Reply #4 –
Did you really write 'lol' on a questionaire?

wow mom's never seem to let go..

Reply #5 –
 Nick..you ARE old!! :p

Don't feel too bad though, Roger goes for his stress test tomorrow morning...did they tell you that it takes 3 hours? :eek:

So far he's had an EKG, an Echocardiogram, and tomorrow the stress test. BTW, they did find some kind of weird movement in his heart....it's a huge long 6 word name....always so technical ya know?

BTW, when it asked about 'shag' in the questions...did you say...."No, I never get any"? :rollin:
:cougarsmily:~Karen~

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Reply #6 –
Quote from: oldraven;130838
Did you really write 'lol' on a questionaire?


some chick wrote lol in my brother's yearbook...:toilet:

Garrett H.
'94 F250 XLT- 4x4, 5 speed, 7.3 IDI Turbo Diesel, 4" intake, 4" exhaust, 5" turnout stacks, manual hubs, etc.
'87 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe
Engine, wheels, tires, etc!
Exhaust sound clip
Another clip

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Reply #7 –
40?!?!? It's all downhill from here... first your arms get too short to read that small type and the optometrist says you have "old eyes". Then your feet start to hurt ("plantar fascitis is common in middle aged men" - bah). Various aches and pains manifest themselves on parts of your body you'd forgotten you had if you do a little yard work on Saturday. Forget doing an honest day's work, it could kill you. They're going to want to give you so many drugs for your heart you aren't going to believe it... cardiac risk factors, you will hear it again. You're going to be overweight at best and doing everything wrong with your diet and exercise.

....and then before you know it you're staring hard at 50 and that doc wants to do a colonoscopy. :shakeass: :(


My advice - Make momma happy, she won't be here forever and you will miss her nagging you no matter what you think now. And you're right, she won't ever let go...

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Reply #8 –
like i said meny times before it's not downhill.... it's over the hill!:( OLD:fart:

and yes karen i know it's three hours long.. i told them i wanted to run on the treadmill with a cigarette in my mouth :D

anyway a little update for now..

well the doctor said yesterday that i was obeast lol so i told him hell at least i have guts! :D
and which after all these years i now know why i have a very large belly and no it's not from beer.. i have a very very enlarged spleen about 8 inchs round by about 2-3 inchs thick.. oh boy!! and now today i have to go for more blood work at a hematologist to see what the story is. my platelet cound is low.. they think i might have to go under the knife and remove my spleen.. over my dead cold body!!! :raspberry unless i beleave it is truely live threating.. but first the tests and i will see..
the funny thing is the doctor said since my platlet count is low if i bleed.. i could bleed to death.. huh i get cut allmost everyday and the cut stops bleeding within a min.. or so go figure gee maybe it's low because i drink alcohol and pop an aspirin once in a while..

anyway hey at least my cholesterol is only 107:D  and i eat and drink like a pig!:flip:

stay tuned...


Nick
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there's only about a half a dozen man made objects that are herd by the human ear below 40Hz,a pipe organ,thunder,the space shuttle lifting off,a jet airplane taking off or landing,a large canon,an atomic bomb ignited in your back yard and the heat wave afterward oh wait you would be dead so you would'nt hear it scratch that!,and maybe beating your hear against a wall less then 40 times a second..rap music is'nt one of them!thats 40-60Hz@100+db the moving air is under 40Hz

wow mom's never seem to let go..

Reply #9 –
Quote from: Blown306Cougar;130898
and yes karen i know it's three hours long.. i told them i wanted to run on the treadmill with a cigarette in my mouth :D


Hell, for you 3 hours is like a pack and a half...


Quote from: Blown306Cougar
and which after all these years i now know why i have a very large belly and no it's not from beer.. i have a very very enlarged spleen about 8 inchs round by about 2-3 inchs thick.. oh boy!!


I guess my worms theory is out the window...

Hope everything goes well!
-John Fordham
 
1993 Cougar XR7 302 HO AOD
245,000 miles and still running strong

2005 F-150 FX4 SuperCab 5.4L

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Reply #10 –
Quote from: Johnny Cougar;130918
Hell, for you 3 hours is like a pack and a half...




I guess my worms theory is out the window...


haha :raspberry :flip:

Quote from: Johnny Cougar;130918
Hope everything goes well!


thanks;)

next update tests tests and more tests :shoothead

today another 8 yes EIGHT! viles of blood today!
thats 11 in two days!! GOT BLOOD?

and now i have to take two days off next week for tests..

another ultrasound and and a CATscan of my mid body how fitting..

it seems everything in my life these days have to do with a CAT go figure:rolleyes:

this is getting insane march first i close on new house and have to start moving..

while this is happening i'll have like 8 medical apointments with in 3 weeks 6 medical and 2 dentel.. :shakehead 

it's my mom's fault lol :D she did it ;)

stay tuned

Nick
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there's only about a half a dozen man made objects that are herd by the human ear below 40Hz,a pipe organ,thunder,the space shuttle lifting off,a jet airplane taking off or landing,a large canon,an atomic bomb ignited in your back yard and the heat wave afterward oh wait you would be dead so you would'nt hear it scratch that!,and maybe beating your hear against a wall less then 40 times a second..rap music is'nt one of them!thats 40-60Hz@100+db the moving air is under 40Hz

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Reply #11 –
I hope things work out, Nick. I'd hate to see anything bad happen to you. I know how hard it is to quit smoking. I started when I was 17 and I just recently quit. It's been four months since I've had one, but I think about it every day.
Keep us posted on it.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Reply #12 –
Mom's will always luv ya.There takin that much blood from ya,
you better listen to what they say.How's your liver?
To many enzymes.You will listen to MOM!.Or she might beat you.
Your only 40 Take the care,Liv life see it ,I.m sure your concerned.Only you can do it.
Sorry if I'm harsh.lost to many freinds lately.Take care.
Old Grey Cat to this.88 Cat, 5.0 HO, CW mounts, mass air, CI custom cam, afr165's, Tmoss worked cobra intake, BBK shorty's,off road h pipe, magnaflow ex. T-5,spec stage 2 clutch, 8.8 373 TC trac loc, che ajustables with bullits on the rear. 11" brakes up front. +

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Reply #13 –
Yeah,  those questionairs can be fun.

Myself and a friend had to take a physical for a job interview once. 

Question:  Whats the hardest part about shag?

My friend wrote:  Blowing up the ed doll.

I wrote:  When you bite her tit,  she deflates and flys out the window! 

Question:  Do you use any illegal drugs?

My friend wrote:  Ya got any?

I wrote:  I'm using a peice I tore from this survey to roll a dubee!

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Reply #14 –
Good luck with the tests, I went thru that about 6 years ago. Quick funny story watch out during the treadmill portion of the test, I was at the highest speed and highest angle and the nurse leaned across to adjust a sensor and hit the emergency stop button on the treadmill, thought I was going to run out the window. I lived in Palm Beach Gardens at the time so maybe you have the same doc