God I hate deer!

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Reply #15 – January 13, 2005, 10:45:38 PM

You guys joke about saying a deer ran into you, but unless you want to see your insurance go up you ALWAYS tell the insurance company that the deer hit you. If you hit the deer, it's your fault and is covered by your collision insurance. If the deer hits you it's a flying object and is covered under your comprehensive insurance. Comprehensive is "no fault". Never, EVER, tell the insurance company that you hit the animal!!! BTW, an insurance adjuster told my father that when he hit a deer. My father said "I hit a deer", the adjuster said "No, you mean the deer hit you" and explained what I said above.

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Reply #16 – January 14, 2005, 11:44:11 AM

I'm with Ron White. I think it would be easier to bag a deer if you go hunting with bullets that go 55 MPH and have little headlights and blowing horns on them. :)

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Reply #17 – January 14, 2005, 11:58:04 AM

I don't think anybody hates deer as much as I do:

And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood.

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Reply #18 – January 14, 2005, 12:46:48 PM

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And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood

I think I would and wet myself if I got hit by a car. Even if I saw it coming and didn't move.

Did the deer run out in front of you or did it just decide to stop in the middle of the road and do its business when you caught it off guard?

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Reply #19 – January 14, 2005, 02:45:37 PM

Quote from: 5.0willgo

Did the deer run out in front of you or did it just decide to stop in the middle of the road and do its business when you caught it off guard?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

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Reply #20 – January 14, 2005, 03:21:36 PM

Quote from: cougarcragar

And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood.

Wow, that's funny.

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Reply #21 – January 14, 2005, 03:38:13 PM

I had a deer hit in fall in my old company van, it was disabled, but still alive and in obvious pain, the cop that responsed was just going to leave it, as he couldn't shoot it without reporting a weapon discharge incident report, and they can't shoot an animal unless it creats human harm...etc. Another fellow had stopped hoping to get the deer if it was dead, but he wouldn't kill it either, he was coming from the lake from fishing, so he said, so I asked if he had his fishing gear on him, so I asked if he had a filet knife, which he did. I took the knife and slit the throat of the deer and it finally died. Here I am, a businessman in a suit and overcoat doing this and big tough fisherman who wanted the deer wouldn't do it, nor would the tough macho-man cop. The E-150 van needed a grille, and a headlamp assy because of the hit. Thishiznit occurred in a suburban area on a state highway at 10:30 in the morning! My company decided to not to repair the van but to trade it in for a new one! It was a blessing in disguise for me.

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Reply #22 – April 18, 2005, 08:09:25 PM

Quote from: DryGoods

I had a deer hit in fall in my old company van, it was disabled, but still alive and in obvious pain, the cop that responsed was just going to leave it, as he couldn't shoot it without reporting a weapon discharge incident report, and they can't shoot an animal unless it creats human harm...etc. Another fellow had stopped hoping to get the deer if it was dead, but he wouldn't kill it either, he was coming from the lake from fishing, so he said, so I asked if he had his fishing gear on him, so I asked if he had a filet knife, which he did. I took the knife and slit the throat of the deer and it finally died. Here I am, a businessman in a suit and overcoat doing this and big tough fisherman who wanted the deer wouldn't do it, nor would the tough macho-man cop. The E-150 van needed a grille, and a headlamp assy because of the hit. Thishiznit occurred in a suburban area on a state highway at 10:30 in the morning! My company decided to not to repair the van but to trade it in for a new one! It was a blessing in disguise for me.

Back in November this happened to me, TODAY in the mail I get a ticket from the stupid State of WI DNR courtesy of the wimpo of a cop who turned me in for illegally killing the severely injured & suffering deer without approval of a game warden! $375 fine! Nothing like victimising the victim!

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Reply #23 – April 18, 2005, 08:26:27 PM

oh man! That's just

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Reply #24 – April 19, 2005, 11:19:11 AM

Nope, that sounds exactly like the Wisconsin DNR. Happened to a friend of mine. Police officers are allowed to put the thing out of its misery without approval, but an everyday joe will get fined if you do the deed.

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Reply #25 – April 19, 2005, 04:40:14 PM

Quote from: Birdman

Nope, that sounds exactly like the Wisconsin DNR. Happened to a friend of mine. Police officers are allowed to put the thing out of its misery without approval, but an everyday joe will get fined if you do the deed.

That was the thing, the cop wouldn't! I go to court next month for it, I'm fighting it. politics! :toilet:

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Reply #26 – April 20, 2005, 01:37:28 AM

And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood.

I think I would and wet myself if I got hit by a car. Even if I saw it coming and didn't move.

I fell out laughing when I read these, and was thinking the same thing and read it in the next post. Now everyone in the office knows what I was doing, instead of working.

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Reply #27 – April 22, 2005, 11:39:27 PM

My cousen had the same thing happen to his cadilac, messed it up bad.

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Reply #28 – April 23, 2005, 01:00:22 AM

lol.... this happned to my 92 subaru wagon. it realy scared the of my gf. it was something like 1 in the morning. i was tooting along in my little u r a bus and the buck ran across the road to my side, over the gardrail and headed in the same direction as me. when he made it to the end of the gardrail he cut right into me. i was down to about 25-30 when it hit tits first into my passenger side fender, bounced, and took off. neither of us could belive it. i couldnt belive how much he messed the fender and some of the hood up.

wished it took him out though. would have made for some tasty vidals...lol

i love animals...right next to the mashed potatoes...

yes, thats PETA, people for the eating of tasty animals.

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Reply #29 – April 25, 2005, 05:05:47 PM

Rant ahead: Just came from the lawyer's office, this isn't about the money as my lawyer fee will amount to almost as much as the fine, but the principle behind it. Lawyer called DNR, DNR doesn't know a thing except for cop turning me in. Lawyer called PD, PD shift commander said I was "disrespectful" to the officer and I should be glad I didn't get a disorderly conduct charge and get locked up! Glad for doing what a cop was too chicken to do? What do they give cops like this when they graduate from the police acadamy, a pacifier? Lawyer states we'll go to muni court, see what the judge says, that is May 9, keep you posted!