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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

April 04, 2006, 11:08:02 PM

You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............. spooge Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man............................... Dum fornicate

5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah

16) whats up........................wa sa pen ing

If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh.

For the losers who didnt get it..... Yu fa kin dum

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Reply #1 – April 04, 2006, 11:17:20 PM

Kinda along the same lines but its euro english.
And ya it didn't take me 5 min:D

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the
British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become
known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik
akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the
removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil
be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer
vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali spooge tru.

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Reply #2 – April 04, 2006, 11:32:41 PM

Now that is funny:rollin: I think I went crosseyed reading that last part

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Reply #3 – April 05, 2006, 12:06:02 AM

Quote from: slamedcat

And ya it didn't take me 5 min:D

Yu fa kin smat

BTW your post is a hoot....

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Reply #4 – April 05, 2006, 07:53:18 PM

wal, ah dunno abot ya'll, but ah spick hillbilluh, out har in "mizzuruh"
tharfar, thuh noo eng-lish lang-ige don't bothur muh nohow.
evarthang else is just a buncha noyse...

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Reply #5 – April 05, 2006, 11:35:10 PM

U R so fa king we todd did!

LMDAO!! These were great!