some more humor.

February 18, 2006, 02:01:56 PM

THE STORY OF THE LOVE DRESS

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>A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the
>doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying!
>on
>the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume
>filled the room.
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
>answered.
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
>no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
>and ravages me ! for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
>The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
>her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
>couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He
>walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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