3,000 posts, and the obligatory joke...NSFW
Woohoo...(not really)
So the joke:
Me, 88Turbo, and 84Fila were all in my Tbird, I was driving, somewhere between 150, and 475 mph, when I hit a deer, and crashed, and we all died.
Well, since we are less than stellar fellas, we go straight away to Hell, where the devil meets us at the gate and proceeds to tell us that since we're all young guys with a lot of living left to do, he'll give us a second chance at life, but we must first walk down the Road of Temptation, and make it to the very end.
Well, we set off, and make it a good little way, when I am suddenly confronted with the sweetest, juiciest set of GT40 heads I've ever seen in my entire life! I reach out, scoop em up and try to stuff them under my shirt, and BAM! I'm back in hell for good.
So Trubo and Fila are strolling along...when Graham spots the keys to a mint, like-new '88 TC laying in the middle of the road....as he bends over to pick 'em up, that sneaky little shiznit Fila goes POOF!, and he's in hell alongside me!
Innappropiate? yeah, I'd agree...but it IS funny lol
(sorry Graham...but he didn't touch yer butt 
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more:
1. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very shagy nightie."Tie me up, she purred, and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went fishing.
2. A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out!"
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