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Title: What is Your State Motto?
Post by: jkirchman on June 23, 2006, 12:11:00 PM
[COLOR="Magenta"]Alabama[/COLOR]- Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Alaska[/COLOR]- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
[COLOR="LightBlue"]Arkansas[/COLOR]- Literacy Ain't Everything.
[COLOR="Blue"]California[/COLOR] - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Colorado[/COLOR]- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Connecticut[/COLOR] -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Delaware[/COLOR]- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
[COLOR="Gray"]Georgia[/COLOR]- We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. (White History Month begins July, 2013.)
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Hawaii[/COLOR] - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Idaho[/COLOR]- More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
[COLOR="Red"]Illinois[/COLOR]-Please, Don't pr0nounce the "S"
[COLOR="Sienna"]Indiana[/COLOR]- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Iowa[/COLOR] - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
[COLOR="Purple"]Kentucky[/COLOR] - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
[COLOR="Blue"]Louisiana[/COLOR]- We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That's Our Tourism Campaign.)
[COLOR="Sienna"]Maine[/COLOR] -We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
[COLOR="Navy"]Maryland[/COLOR] - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
[COLOR="Teal"]Massachusetts[/COLOR]- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Michigan[/COLOR] - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Minnesota[/COLOR]- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
[COLOR="Cyan"]Mississippi[/COLOR] - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
[COLOR="Olive"]Missouri[/COLOR] -  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Montana[/COLOR] - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Nebraska[/COLOR]- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
[COLOR="Orange"]Nevada[/COLOR]- Hookers and Poker!
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]New Hampshire[/COLOR] -Go Away And Leave Us Alone
[COLOR="Navy"]New Jersey[/COLOR]- You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
[COLOR="Teal"]New Mexico[/COLOR]- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
[COLOR="Plum"]North Carolina[/COLOR]- Tobacco Is A Vegetable
[COLOR="Magenta"]North Dakota[/COLOR] - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
[COLOR="Purple"]Ohio[/COLOR]- At Least We're Not Michigan
[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Oklahoma[/COLOR]- Like The Play, But No Singing
[COLOR="Olive"]Oregon[/COLOR]- Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
[COLOR="Plum"]Pennsylvania[/COLOR] - Cook With Coal
[COLOR="Lime"]Rhode Island[/COLOR] - We're Not REALLY An Island
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]South Carolina[/COLOR]- Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
[COLOR="DimGray"]South Dakota[/COLOR] - Closer Than North Dakota
[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Tennessee[/COLOR]- The Edyoocashun State
[COLOR="Pink"]Texas[/COLOR] - Se Hablo Ingles
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Utah[/COLOR]- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
[COLOR="Red"]Vermont[/COLOR] - Ay, Yep
[COLOR="SlateGray"]Virginia[/COLOR]- Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Washington[/COLOR] - We have more rain than you do
[COLOR="Teal"]West Virginia[/COLOR]- One Big Happy Family...Really!
[COLOR="Sienna"]Wisconsin[/COLOR] - Come Cut The Cheese!
[COLOR="Purple"]Wyoming[/COLOR]- Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Title: What is Your State Motto?
Post by: LittleAngel1198 on June 23, 2006, 01:33:22 PM
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
Title: What is Your State Motto?
Post by: CougarSE on June 23, 2006, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: jkirchman
Ohio- At Least We're Not Michigan

:D
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Post by: yellow86coogr on June 23, 2006, 05:03:33 PM
Some of those are pretty funny. LOL
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Post by: Tbird232ci on June 23, 2006, 05:52:02 PM
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Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Cant forget

"We outsource our crabs"
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Post by: Nate on June 23, 2006, 06:53:41 PM
new jersey should be, "can i buy your property and build homes on it?"
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Post by: 88turbo on June 23, 2006, 08:58:32 PM
Kansas,  Ad astra per aspera = To the stars through difficulties
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Post by: cougrrr302 on June 24, 2006, 01:48:06 AM
Kansas- Better a Jayhawk than a Cornchucker. Missouri loves company, stay the hell away.

Kansas should be: Hicksville USA, or We have the right to **** you over anyway possible
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Post by: Haystack on June 24, 2006, 02:13:42 AM
Utah, our jesus is better then your jesus.
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Post by: oldraven on June 24, 2006, 09:45:01 AM
Nova Scotia - We're not Newfoundland.
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Post by: mywifeskitty on June 25, 2006, 02:18:14 PM
south carolina - the south will rise again!
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Post by: Carl on June 25, 2006, 02:33:06 PM
Vermont - Ay, Yep

I don't get it?
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Post by: kyle2ooo on June 26, 2006, 12:59:54 AM
Minnesota- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes


gotta love our state bird (the Mighty Mosquito)
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Post by: Red_LX on June 26, 2006, 11:59:12 AM
Oh yes another "inbred west virginia" joke :rolleyes:

I think ours should be "I hope you don't want a job outside the service industry"
Title: What is Your State Motto?
Post by: jkirchman on June 26, 2006, 12:57:39 PM
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I think ours should be "I hope you don't want a job outside the service industry"

No I think that is the United States' new motto actually.
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Post by: gunkel04 on June 26, 2006, 04:04:48 PM
California...The breakfast state...Land of the Fruits and Nuts..
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Post by: blu84302 on June 26, 2006, 06:26:21 PM
Ohio - Come on vacation, leave on probation.
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Post by: capitlj on June 27, 2006, 12:40:19 PM
North Dakota -Yes we have the automobile just not paved roads.... yet
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Post by: CougarSE on June 27, 2006, 01:10:46 PM
Ohio....  licence tag says it all
 
"the heart of it all"
 
Well the old tags atleast
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Post by: nirvanagod on June 27, 2006, 06:27:41 PM
Montana-Where Silence of the Lambs isn't just a movie, it's what happens when we walk into the barn.
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Post by: 5.0willgo on June 27, 2006, 06:44:32 PM
Maryland - Screw clean air, that's $14 bucks a car!

Maryland - *insert crime here*, and it has a Baltimore connection.
^if you're from this state and watch channel 13 news, you'll know what I'm talking about. If there was a murder in Texas, it somehow had a Baltimore connection.

Delaware - We speak no English

Delaware - If you can survive one day in rush hour, you can survive anything.

Pennsylvania - Beware of the Buggies.

Pennsylvania - WTF every mailbox says Stoltzfus!