[COLOR="Magenta"]Alabama[/COLOR]- Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Alaska[/COLOR]- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat.
[COLOR="LightBlue"]Arkansas[/COLOR]- Literacy Ain't Everything.
[COLOR="Blue"]California[/COLOR] - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Colorado[/COLOR]- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Connecticut[/COLOR] -Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Delaware[/COLOR]- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
[COLOR="Gray"]Georgia[/COLOR]- We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. (White History Month begins July, 2013.)
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Hawaii[/COLOR] - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Idaho[/COLOR]- More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
[COLOR="Red"]Illinois[/COLOR]-Please, Don't pr0nounce the "S"
[COLOR="Sienna"]Indiana[/COLOR]- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Iowa[/COLOR] - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
[COLOR="Purple"]Kentucky[/COLOR] - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
[COLOR="Blue"]Louisiana[/COLOR]- We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, (But That's Our Tourism Campaign.)
[COLOR="Sienna"]Maine[/COLOR] -We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
[COLOR="Navy"]Maryland[/COLOR] - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
[COLOR="Teal"]Massachusetts[/COLOR]- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Michigan[/COLOR] - First Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Minnesota[/COLOR]- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
[COLOR="Cyan"]Mississippi[/COLOR] - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
[COLOR="Olive"]Missouri[/COLOR] - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
[COLOR="SandyBrown"]Montana[/COLOR] - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Nebraska[/COLOR]- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
[COLOR="Orange"]Nevada[/COLOR]- Hookers and Poker!
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]New Hampshire[/COLOR] -Go Away And Leave Us Alone
[COLOR="Navy"]New Jersey[/COLOR]- You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
[COLOR="Teal"]New Mexico[/COLOR]- Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
[COLOR="Plum"]North Carolina[/COLOR]- Tobacco Is A Vegetable
[COLOR="Magenta"]North Dakota[/COLOR] - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
[COLOR="Purple"]Ohio[/COLOR]- At Least We're Not Michigan
[COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Oklahoma[/COLOR]- Like The Play, But No Singing
[COLOR="Olive"]Oregon[/COLOR]- Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
[COLOR="Plum"]Pennsylvania[/COLOR] - Cook With Coal
[COLOR="Lime"]Rhode Island[/COLOR] - We're Not REALLY An Island
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]South Carolina[/COLOR]- Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
[COLOR="DimGray"]South Dakota[/COLOR] - Closer Than North Dakota
[COLOR="DarkGreen"]Tennessee[/COLOR]- The Edyoocashun State
[COLOR="Pink"]Texas[/COLOR] - Se Hablo Ingles
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Utah[/COLOR]- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
[COLOR="Red"]Vermont[/COLOR] - Ay, Yep
[COLOR="SlateGray"]Virginia[/COLOR]- Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Washington[/COLOR] - We have more rain than you do
[COLOR="Teal"]West Virginia[/COLOR]- One Big Happy Family...Really!
[COLOR="Sienna"]Wisconsin[/COLOR] - Come Cut The Cheese!
[COLOR="Purple"]Wyoming[/COLOR]- Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
New York- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
Some of those are pretty funny. LOL
Cant forget
"We outsource our crabs"
new jersey should be, "can i buy your property and build homes on it?"
Kansas, Ad astra per aspera = To the stars through difficulties
Kansas- Better a Jayhawk than a Cornchucker. Missouri loves company, stay the hell away.
Kansas should be: Hicksville USA, or We have the right to **** you over anyway possible
Utah, our jesus is better then your jesus.
Nova Scotia - We're not Newfoundland.
south carolina - the south will rise again!
Vermont - Ay, Yep
I don't get it?
Minnesota- 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
gotta love our state bird (the Mighty Mosquito)
Oh yes another "inbred west virginia" joke :rolleyes:
I think ours should be "I hope you don't want a job outside the service industry"
No I think that is the United States' new motto actually.
California...The breakfast state...Land of the Fruits and Nuts..
Ohio - Come on vacation, leave on probation.
North Dakota -Yes we have the automobile just not paved roads.... yet
Ohio.... licence tag says it all
"the heart of it all"
Well the old tags atleast
Montana-Where Silence of the Lambs isn't just a movie, it's what happens when we walk into the barn.
Maryland - Screw clean air, that's $14 bucks a car!
Maryland - *insert crime here*, and it has a Baltimore connection.
^if you're from this state and watch channel 13 news, you'll know what I'm talking about. If there was a murder in Texas, it somehow had a Baltimore connection.
Delaware - We speak no English
Delaware - If you can survive one day in rush hour, you can survive anything.
Pennsylvania - Beware of the Buggies.
Pennsylvania - WTF every mailbox says Stoltzfus!