Poll
Question: are you laughing
I hundred_dollar_5.0_t-bird officaly hold the stupidest person on the bored title.
well today on the way to the gravel pits where i ride my quad and dirt bike . we were crusing in a friends moms mini van and he let off the gas and we were going about 30 or 35 km/h and i opend my door and decide to exit the mini van stage left . so i got out my ankle instantly rolled and it hit the ground so hard it knocked the wind outta me . i didnot roll or slide at all . my leg are both swelling from the knee down and my arm has some serious road rash on it . so i now hold stupidest person on the borad...if you think you can top that ...lets hear it
Z
ummmm why you get out? have a death wish?
cause im stupid.... i guess thats what 17 year old do ?
Z
LOL, i can think of funner things to do, than jump outta moving cars...
shag with a hot supermodel, driving a nice car, getting a (censored)..
you know...lol
how about on 4/20 last year blowing up the gas grill ;-)
oh yeah i was a little charred...... so yeah dude you got some competition
ya know, there's this thing called inertia...
... when i was 17 i was looking for girls :D
Me too :banana: :ies: :ies: :banana:
the funny part is this happend like 3 hours ago and i was not on anything ....i just quit smokeing pot and cigrettes last thrusday and i havent drank since last night ...so i :dunno: is this a sign or something ..... i was complety sober ....and i got out of a moving mini van ..i am stupid ....and about the ladies comment . im just glad this didnt happend in front of a bunch of ladies ..well i dunno what you would call my friends :flip:
Z
All I can say is...good job dumbass! :flame:
:P
You're only 17?? Man you've probably done permanent brain damage. :flame: :nono:
Stay off that and will see if you get any smarter in a year. :hick:
I'm guessing not. Didn't work for me... :hick:
I did some stupid things when I was that age.
When I was 18 I worked for a local radio station. One of the station vehicles was a brand-new Expedition. I was driving it one day (alone) and came upon a large "ramp" in the road. It was elevated sharply for the train tracks that went across it.
My foot went down. I got about one solid foot of air when I hit it... in a brand-new Expedition... that wasn't mine.
Yeah.
honestly theres nothin else to do ... but drink and hang out in the bar ...my town has like 1000 people in it ...thats why i own cars and i dont have my licence ...theres nothin eles to do
Z
When i was like 12 i found a patch of ice that i thought was thick, so i proceeded to test this by jumping on it..........untill it broke in goes my ass i jump back on my bike and ride home frozen ass and all.
Another time
I cant remeber what age i was but i had a paper route and i was out collecting in the winter on my mountain bike. I get to one of the busier roads around my old house bennet, all i really remeber is sliding across bennet and hitting a garage door blacked out came back to and there were fire men standing over me. They asked me how many fingers they were holding up and ushered me over to a squad car to be take home.
Moral we all do stupid shiznit, its part of being human.
Well there's a big difference between 12 and 17...sure I did lots of stupid stuff during the ages of 10-12 because I didn't know any better.
For example, I once tried to run over a Big Wheel-type thing with my bike...yeah that didn't come out very well, I got hurt.
HEHE. Take a look at me a month ago. Then the contest begins.http://www.foxtbirdcougarforums.com/showthread.php?t=7665
You high school kids need to grow up and not act so stupid................j/k I did stupid stuff when I was in high school:giggle: It's something we all do. Just don't try to jump a 87 Plymouth Voyager over train tracks.....it sorta works but you'll get alot of sparks;)
oh the stories i could tell but yes i've also jump out of a moving car and got my foot ran over didn't break it tho that was fun then there was many car jumps I even have some on video tape
then there was this one time when we all decided to go rat hunting(yes real rats) at an old abondoned garbage house at night with guns and at one point we were standing in a circle shooting at one dumb rat when some one said why are we shooting at each other?
yes small towns can be alot of fun if you make your own
Im 30 now and can't belive that most of my friends are still alive and yes I still break out the stupid chip every once in a while
Pfft....Amateurs:giggle:
http://www.darwinawards.com/
I'm sure you've all heard of the Darwin Awards. They are proof positive that just when you think you've done the most dumbass thing imagineable someone is out there doing something even more stupid.
Like the time last year when we rolled a Celica in my friends front yard. 5 people in it, in town too. Cut the roof off, removed all windows, seatbelts, hood, and broke the motor mounts before getting pulled over and charged with no tag, because he said there was no reason to insure it the way it was
What, no video?
Where's the choice for, "No, and you're a big attention w?"
The old guy gassing the termites reminds me of a freind... He had a mouse behind the stove and decided he could put it to sleep with either and then catch it. What he forgot was the stove was gas and had a pilot light.... BOOM... Blew the wall out, him, wife and the stove across the room... Needless to say he never tried that again...
You're not responsible until you turn 18. Enjoy it while you can!
God knows I did!
ah so i made up a storie about how i triped over the patio and fell...i didnt show my parents my legs tho .... and then the police pulled us over a lunch today and they thought i got beat up ....is it gunna get anyworse?
Z
Wow, what is with you all?:giggle:
I didn't do anything stupid at 17.
Never tried to jump my car because I didn't want to wreck it.
No drugs or alcohol and I live in a small town too.
I guess I had that fear of, what is the term... death ...that kept me straight.
I never done much of anything stupid, except get Jeeps stuck at the local lake several times. Usually when I really f*cked up, I had a swift and severe ass-kickin' comin at me...That, and I had some friends with zero common sense try stupid stuff, after a couple of funerals, I realized I liked life better than being really dumbassed...Just my .02 cents..nothin personal at all...:flame:
well...yes, you are a dumbass, but you're young. try to change 'cause an old dumbass is way more pathetic than a young dumbass!
I work in trauma medicine and I can tell you that you are definately not alone. There is a whole diverse culture of dumbasses in this world, like my most recent favorite...the dumbass that got drunk and decided to climb a tree. 2 separate skull fractures, brain hemorrhages, broken vertebre, and spinal cord damage to include paralysis are his trophies, so I think your only a dumbass under-achiever.;)
Ok now that is qoute worthy right there!
Yes they can, cant remember how many close calls I had between the ages of 9 and 18. from chasing bears on our bikes to jumping everything with a motor, FYI a 35 year old heavier than a lincoln snowmobile with boggie wheel suspension and a jb welded in spark plug can infact get 5 feet of air and survive.... but your back cannot. I also bent my 1990 skidoo safari's tunnel 3 inches trying to jump it over the train tracks, it actually bounced twice before stopping, and I had the fun of looking in to the front of my dirt bikes headight with my feet over my head while attempting to do the same thing a couple summers before, I actually landed that one :D
Oh and I wouldnt reccommend riding a really loud old bike along a 4 foot rock ledge of a rock quary, almost dropped it off the edge trying to turn around when it began to narrow to 3 feet
But whats life if you dont take chances, you wont know how much you enjoy life till you almost loose it, I dont reccommend trying though :nono: