I was at the store with a friend of mine today. Now the guy is pretty much married. But he still flirts with the ladies. So its realy fun to pen 15 block his ass! So while he was flirting with the cashier, I ran up behind him and punched him in the back of the yead and yelled, "Donkey Punch"! The cashier looks at me, "What's a Donkey Punch"! I said, "Well...do ya realy want to know"? She says, "Yeah". So I explained to her what a donkey punch was. She says, "You're not going to do that to me"! I smiled and said, "Well...I guess I can leave that part out". She smiles at me and long story short, I got her # and a date Fri! Then as I left I told her, "Only bad thing about a donkey punch....ya only get to do it once"!
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nice does ur friend know about u getting her #. Doubt he cares since he is married, but still. LOL nice one.
Lol best topic title ever. Smooth moves man.
you actually picked up a chick by telling her what "donkey punch" was.. next you will be explaining the details and positions of a "boston steamer"
I just looked up what a donkey punch was since I never heard someone use that term.
After knowing this, it just makes the story even funnier!
I myself, am more of a fan of "The Tony Danza"
And I think Cleveland Steamer has a better ring to it. Boston, psshh
alright, what in the blue hell is a boston steamer? LOL
Well... I'd tell ya but... this IS a family friendly site remember. ;)
Try http://www.urbandictionary.com. The first definition, is definitely classic.
Oh, ! :toilet: :barf: LMAO
...ummm no comment lol
tea bag
:yuck: Ya know, I never realized you guys were so abusive.:disappoin
but still, watch out for a chick that wants your number after you tell her what a donkey punch is. she just might be a bit kinky for you!
cleavland does have a good ring to it. I have heard it both ways.
:iagree:
Once I went out with a girl on a first date. I walked her to her door and kissed her good night. As I stoped she looked at me and then bit my nose! She took a little chunk out of it and made me bleed! I said WTF was that! She said "I thought you were a kinky guy". I was like what?!:nono:
After the cleveland steamer, he'll do the shocker, or the Alabama Crab Dangle.
or the alaskan fire dragon or my favorite the wisconson fascial or sneek in the minnesota handshake
or the alaskan fire dragon or my favorite the wisconson fascial or sneek in the minnesota handshake
Man, I feel dumb. I had to look up donkey punch, then I remembered hearing about it.
How about a dirty sanchez? Hot Lunch?
EDIT: All synonyms for the Cleveland Steamer: Pasadena mudslide, Hot lunch, Kama Sutra for the workingman, Boston pancake, California Pizza Hotplate, or Chili Dog. I laughed my ass off.