General => Lounge => Topic started by: fordguy on March 02, 2006, 09:28:57 PM
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: fordguy on March 02, 2006, 09:28:57 PM
Heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at the mall.
This happened to me at the mall, and it could happen to you anywhere.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car while you're loading your new stuff into your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their s almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having shag with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral shag on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Cougar5.0 on March 02, 2006, 09:36:49 PM
Quote from: fordguy
Heads up, I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at the mall.
This happened to me at the mall, and it could happen to you anywhere.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking girls about 19 or 20 years old come over to your car while you're loading your new stuff into your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their s almost falling out of their skimpy tank-tops. It is impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another shopping center. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having shag with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral shag on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably again tonight.
I like the punch line :D
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Cougarcruisin on March 02, 2006, 09:40:13 PM
lmfao
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Nate on March 02, 2006, 09:43:58 PM
for the love of god tell me what mall this is, ill buy a plane ticket rite now :p
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Thunderstein on March 02, 2006, 10:20:28 PM
:lol:
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: SLEEPER T-BIRD 87 on March 02, 2006, 10:24:29 PM
lol sweet ... note to self hide wallet in trunk..
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: CougarSE on March 02, 2006, 11:08:00 PM
Omg that is awsome!
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: 32VFoxBird on March 02, 2006, 11:27:14 PM
Luckyyyyyyyyy!!!
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: P71 on March 03, 2006, 12:29:39 AM
Oldie but goodie! I have a stash of those free kids vel-cro wallets somewhere around here...
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Funky Cricket on March 03, 2006, 10:50:24 AM
mmmm.. wallets...
hehehe. that is a good one.
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: kewlbird08 on March 03, 2006, 12:10:46 PM
Hey:mad:... I wanna get scammed! If that were to really happen, it'd be fun to put an empty wallet in your pocket with a note in it that says "You got scammed!"
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Funky Cricket on March 03, 2006, 12:33:12 PM
Quote from: kewlbird08
Hey:mad:... I wanna get scammed! If that were to really happen, it'd be fun to put an empty wallet in your pocket with a note in it that says "You got scammed!"
hahahah, that is great.
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Post by: nirvanagod on March 03, 2006, 01:00:14 PM
Don't forget to put green monopoly money in it too!
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: Tbird232ci on March 03, 2006, 03:31:20 PM
I dont carry cash on me.
As long as i made my deposit, i dont care ;)
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Post by: Cougarcruisin on March 03, 2006, 04:42:11 PM
Quote from: Tbird232ci
I dont carry cash on me.
As long as i made my deposit, i dont care ;)
That's alright I'll.. ahum i mean they will just take your debit/credit cards
jk! :tg:
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Post by: 5.0willgo on March 03, 2006, 05:54:00 PM
Ha, that's great!!:rollin:
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Post by: thunderjet302 on March 03, 2006, 07:09:55 PM
I haven't been to the mall in about 6 months.........I need to go back :tetas: :banana:
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: polarcat 87 on March 04, 2006, 09:34:55 AM
Now that is funny. You got me hook line and sinker. I was sitting here reading this thinking man it sucks when you get scammed,the BOOM you drop the punch line. I was laughing so hard my wife thought I was going off the deep end.
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: 84t-bird on March 04, 2006, 10:09:11 AM
thats not getting scammed. its renting a hooker.
Title: i got scammed!
Post by: DakotaEpic on March 05, 2006, 04:59:08 PM
Haha, never heard that one before. But you can bet your broke ass I'll be sharing it now. Thanks for a good laugh.