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Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 26, 2006, 03:39:38 PM
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/5-0-Liter-1987-Thunderbird-LX-302-V8-FAST-FAST_W0QQitemZ4607388485QQcategoryZ6240QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I want that 5.0!
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: Ifixyawata on January 26, 2006, 03:40:56 PM
Cool, it's got custom dust-colored paint to hide the horsepower.  Super-rare motor that they only made for about 35 years.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: jkirchman on January 26, 2006, 03:44:34 PM
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the type of car that you can put the chip in to make it have atleast 600HP!


Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.  Whoa.  Whoa....



This is not my Batman glass.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: shame302 on January 26, 2006, 03:46:28 PM
LOL...wow...
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Post by: Thunder Chicken on January 26, 2006, 03:52:07 PM
I want me one of those chips!
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 03:59:07 PM
Holy  it's my car's twin! Except that one got hit with the ugly stick:D
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 26, 2006, 04:04:13 PM
haha, so wheres your 600hp chip?
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: V8Demon on January 26, 2006, 04:07:41 PM
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This the type of car that you can put the chip in to make it have atleast 600HP!


And to think I spent all that time and money on everything but the chip.......BTW Thunderjet I've decided to pay to have you fly out to clean my  engine bay!
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 04:08:30 PM
It's sitting in the garage waiting to be installed with my 12 speed transmission :flip:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 26, 2006, 04:10:06 PM
get on it!  i have a set of Unobtanium valves and high impact ler bearings that would be great with that chip and your 12 speed.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 04:10:46 PM
Hey Paul you don't have to pay me. Just swap your engine into my car and then you can have my nice clean 5.0 SO :D
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 04:14:34 PM
Hey 302Fairmont you have any high horse power headlight fluid too:hick: ? I need some to go with my 300 psi tarbo kit :flame:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 26, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
I only have Stage VIII blinker fluid, but i do have a super hi-po turbo whistler for your tailpipe.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 04:20:38 PM
 I need stage IX blinker fluid. It's so hard to find ya know;) Hey I need two of those whistlers. I have Duuls:hick:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 26, 2006, 04:22:39 PM
uh, dood u only need 1 whistler b/c one turbo makes more gooder power than 2.  sport kompact kar told me that.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 04:26:42 PM
So what do I stick in the other pipe? Should I just hack it off:hick: ?
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: oldraven on January 26, 2006, 04:29:57 PM
I heard about that chip. It retails at about $780,000 USD, and comes with a free gift. A small trunk mountable jet engine.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 26, 2006, 04:38:43 PM
route that other pipe back into the intake.  its really the only sensible thing to do.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: thunderjet302 on January 26, 2006, 05:09:58 PM
Oh so that's what I'm supposed to do with the other pipe :hick: . Hey where the hell is my jet engine?
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Post by: Cougar8775 on January 26, 2006, 05:39:26 PM
maybe it got lost in transet? oh wait thats where it went i got it by accident:flip: and no your not getting it back
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: Cougar5.0 on January 27, 2006, 12:27:59 AM
:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :flip:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: SLEEPER T-BIRD 87 on January 27, 2006, 02:35:22 AM
Well thats interesting..... How many asked them about the 600h/p chip :rofl:
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Post by: DakotaEpic on January 27, 2006, 03:58:36 AM
Dood, and don't forget about all teh stickers you can add for maad horspowerz!!!11!!one!
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Post by: thunderjet302 on January 27, 2006, 03:15:40 PM
Hey Cougar8775 you a$$hole give me my jet engine:flip: :rollin:
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Post by: Funky Cricket on January 27, 2006, 03:59:36 PM
d00d! that engine is the one for me mustang d00ds. super rare, only like, RARE! wow! FAST! 150 HP.. that is like double my civic d00d. FAST
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Post by: oldraven on January 27, 2006, 04:15:17 PM
Quote from: Funky Cricket
d00d! that engine is the one for me mustang d00ds. super rare, only like, RARE! wow! FAST! 150 HP.. that is like double my civic d00d. FAST

Excuse me? Uh, 155. Duh.:tg:







........or maybe I'm thinking auto TC.
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Post by: SLEEPER T-BIRD 87 on January 27, 2006, 10:54:51 PM
Quote from: SLEEPER T-BIRD 87
Well thats interesting..... How many asked them about the 600h/p chip :rofl:


I got this as a responce,,,


Item: Ford : Thunderbird (4607388485)
This message was sent while the listing was active.
maura5862 is the seller.
 
 
 
in los angeles the police computer chip their cars with this engine to increase to horsepower. you can purchase these chips through specialty auto shops
 



:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: Cougar8775 on January 27, 2006, 11:26:04 PM
nope im not giving it back its mine fare and square:flip:  hey not my fault they mailed it to me first:evilgrin:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 87tbirdmanjwg on January 28, 2006, 02:27:05 AM
Don't forget the high performance blinker fluid..:hick:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 87tbirdmanjwg on January 28, 2006, 02:29:37 AM
Quote from: 302Fairmont
get on it!  i have a set of Unobtanium valves and high impact ler bearings that would be great with that chip and your 12 speed.

Don't forget about the high performance blinker fluid..:hick:
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: slamedcat on January 28, 2006, 02:44:12 AM
How many of you have up graded to the quad cunootin valve zinger shaft in the trans?
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: Cougar8775 on January 28, 2006, 10:42:04 AM
! i gotta get me some of that blinker fluid!!!! anyone got super hi-po headlight fluid:hick: ?
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 28, 2006, 01:19:54 PM
The quad cunootin valve zinger shafts are so sweet that I put two of them in the same transmission.  Double Good!
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: slamedcat on January 28, 2006, 02:22:22 PM
Quote from: 302Fairmont
The quad cunootin valve zinger shafts are so sweet that I put two of them in the same transmission.  Double Good!


Wow you must get like 600 miles to teh gallon!
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Post by: 302Fairmont on January 28, 2006, 08:47:32 PM
only when i put acetone in the gas tank and serenade my fuel injectors.
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Post by: 1WLD BRD on January 28, 2006, 09:27:24 PM
Man I think my IQ dropped from reading this post.
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Post by: CougarSE on January 28, 2006, 09:47:01 PM
But none of this does you anygood if you don't change the air in your tires.
Title: Super rare and fast Tbird on eBay
Post by: 302Fairmont on January 28, 2006, 10:34:46 PM
Quote from: 1WLD BRD
Man I think my IQ dropped from reading this post.


Welcome to my world.  I think my IQ drops every day

And you only need to change the air in your tires when it goes stale.  Otherwise youre just wasting air.  Duh.
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Post by: BEARMAX on January 29, 2006, 02:52:17 PM
Carbon Fiber Canuter Valves For Sale Now All Colors Only A Limited Number Has Been Made And Shiped To Me For Close Out....and If You Buy In The Next 15 Min Ill Also Include A 5.0 Sticker Absolutly Free ...but Wait That's Not All Ill  Also Include A 2nd Yes A 2nd Canuter Valve Free Just Pay Shiping........
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Post by: DakotaEpic on January 29, 2006, 03:07:06 PM
Why waste money on Bearmax's valves, when you can convert your whole engine to carbon fiber?!  For the low price of only 6 easy payments of $999,999.99 you too can have your very own Carbon Fiber engine shipped straight to you door.  And since the motor will be so lightweight, shipping will cost you pennies!  Call in the next ten minutes or use your credit card and recieve a lifetime supply of pine tree air fresheners.
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Post by: thunderjet302 on January 29, 2006, 04:21:45 PM
DakotaEpic the check is in the mail;)
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Post by: slamedcat on January 29, 2006, 04:24:11 PM
Quote from: DakotaEpic
Why waste money on Bearmax's valves, when you can convert your whole engine to carbon fiber?!  For the low price of only 6 easy payments of $999,999.99 you too can have your very own Carbon Fiber engine shipped straight to you door.  And since the motor will be so lightweight, shipping will cost you pennies!  Call in the next ten minutes or use your credit card and recieve a lifetime supply of pine tree air fresheners.


How much for just the air fresheners? I already have the Carbon fiber motor and trans. :D
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Post by: tbirdscott on January 29, 2006, 04:44:17 PM
Quote from: 302Fairmont

And you only need to change the air in your tires when it goes stale.  Otherwise youre just wasting air.  Duh.

Everyone knows you need to use helium, and jack up the back of the car so your constantly driving down hill. I've gotten 100 000+ MPG out of my thunderbird this way.

I also dropped two seconds off my 1/4 mile times by wearing one of these
(http://www.geekculture.com/geekculturestore/webstore/webstoreimages/geniusbeanie.gif)
But dont tell anyone ok?
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Post by: DakotaEpic on January 29, 2006, 04:48:11 PM
Quote from: slamedcat
How much for just the air fresheners? I already have the Carbon fiber motor and trans. :D

Just give me your credit card number and address, and I'll overnight them to ya for free :evilgrin:.
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Post by: 302Fairmont on January 29, 2006, 07:36:11 PM
Quote from: tbirdscott
and jack up the back of the car so your constantly driving down hill.


HAHA! :D
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Post by: CougarSE on January 29, 2006, 11:04:13 PM
Oh and if you get two " Turbo Soundzzzz"  it actually sounds real!  Scare dem boyeezzzz!!
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