I have a question. How the hell does baxo have over 2 billion posts? Found a way to hack into the system, have ya? Feel free to answer yourself, baxo. No hard feelings, just wondering how you are so awesome:bowdown:. Has anyone else noticed this?
He's the mad haxor
LOL You cant stop the MaD HaXoR :)
He was posting since Harry S Truman was president, using the ENIAC...
Yes Baxo is actually 136 years old.
It's not really a post count. It is actually a script linked to my bank that displays the balance of my bank account.
And invented the internet, long before Gore.
But remember, that's Canadian dollars. So in U.S. dollars...let's see....that's about $76.32. ;)
And on that note, all the green squares are actually a running tally of how many men Eric has slept with ;)
My post count refers to the collective IQ of all the people living in my state.
Gosh, I hope you included yourself in that square. I don't call you my Cat Jam Buddy™ for nothing. :tg:
How is that? I get to sleep on your couch while your cat sleeps on top of your head? I am not one of those green squares, but your cat certainly is.
Aw man, you know my cat can't sleep on my head...he's got arthritis. ;)
Bad news, Baxo. Gay marriage is still not legal in Ohio. You're gonna have to get your US citizenship the old fashioned way, despite what Eric tells you ;)
Oh geez, i'm going to hell. :flame:
its funny because his rep is through the roof, but his rep power is only 10. its kinda like its saying he's the nices guy in the world, but dumber than a stump, lol. :p j/k
I laughed out loud at that one Zach. Probably not too far off for my state either!
Yeah so I guess i can't be anyone else's Cat Jam Buddy. he's got a trademark on that shiznit, sorry DW!
It's ok, Alex, I think you might be able to play it straight for one more year. There are bound to be a few more 15 year old girls there.
shucks, I was crossing my fingers on that one! lol
LOL wow.. i'm being accused of a homo and a petafile in the same thread.
So far I can't decide who's the winner.
Whoever can flame me the most gets 1000 rep points!
you killed kenny!
You did a 14 year old boy in the back seat while listening to a custom playlist consisting of George Micheal, Micheal Jackson and Elton John.
Youre now being flamed for you atrocious spelling error. What are you, 8?
if I was 8 Then doing a 14 year old boy wouldn't make me the "pedophile" would it?
I guess youre in the clear then!
Good try though.. BTW love that avatar you just got a rep point for that!
Hey, i like George Michael music...
(Playing Careless Whisper for the ocasion)
but well, that doesnt quit his homoshaguality....
Youre about as useful as a pen 15 flavored lollipop.
oh, and....
Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back.
I'm clearly going to have to call you up and let you know play time's over.
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You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.:rolleyes:
okay...im done...
oh you went there didnt ya *opens up the book of classics*
You're so ugly yo mamma had to feed you with a sling shot ;)
yay - i got my 1st rep power.
yo' momma so fat, when she jump in da air, she gits stuck...
Yo momma is so fat that I swerved to miss her when she was crossing the road and I ran out of gas.
OK here goes.....
The number of Baxo's posts is actually the number of times he has pleasured himself to the Boy Band posters on his wall. Therapy isn't working.......:giggle:
You're a
PETAphile? :eek: Don't you know it's unethical to mollest innocent animals? Leave that to the Scots!
Paul, You are the top contender for them points!
I can't resist, and I don't normally give people shiznit, so.......
The number of posts in Baxo's dealie, is actually the number of times he's been beaten in a street race by some punk kid with a Vtec in a civic, yo!
LOL
I just lit my monitor on fire............................... my boss is going to be pissed. :flame:
I think it's fun having Baxo around... I mean who else would be so generous as to sit on a popsicle and tell us what flavor it is ;) ?
OWNED! :bowdown:
Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
In light of the super bowl, here's one...
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
You know how I know? because when I sit on it, the popsicle's in the same viscinity as your face, so I simply have to smell your breath to know.
well thats a little peculiar.
Hahahahahahaha!!!! You realize that one works against the both of us!! Not bad though!
Yeah i know but that was a risk I was willing to take.
well, im out of stuff but it was fun playing...
Baxo couldn't come up with a unique mod if his life depended on it. :hick: That should be worth a point or two.
The only reason he put that computer in his car is becasue he had to compensate for other things...
:D
Alex's butt is so loose, when he farts, his ass yawns.
:spit:
:moon: :asshole: :banana:
is it to late to put in for the best insult and win the rep points? if so, call you george bush. HA... beat that
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Alex's post count is actually the amount of money he spent transporting girls from the US to Canada because he's so hard up. Majority of the money used to get them back home quicker.
Alex's post count isn't actually a "post counter", it's how many times he pleasured himself watching Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking in slo-mo.
hahahahaha Zing!
baXo's post count is directly in-proportionate to the size of his *ahem* little friend.
You've all seen the videos on the internet.
Thats the best I can do, i've been awake for over 15 hours now :p
:flip:
Claude's wins! Any Rambo-shooting picture is funny.
baxo's post count is really the number of wet dreams hes had bout his mommy
hahah claude, Nice!
and that mom thing.. that's just plain wrong.
Problem is, the next question is does that include yourself?
BaXo those car meetings you go to...what is that? your face meeting the back seat of the car while some guy checks your oil with his dipstick?
Baxo's junk is so hairy, that when he wears a purple speedo, it looks like a squirrel trying to fight it's way out of a crown royal bag....
Wow you guys are starting to become weak.
Here.. i'll give you some material to work with:
I'm turning 22 soo and i'm already going bald.
I was born in Hungary (open to hunger jokes)
I'm a computer geek who has been carrying a laptop in a briefcase, since highscool
I haven't seen Wizard of Oz
I have a wallpaper banner running along the top of my room that's filled with pictures of white swans.
I got in trouble coming across the border for lying.
and the topper:
as a kid in Hungary, My best friend was a frog.
You had a laptop in high school?!?
FREAK![/b]
Neither has my wife. You two are so deprived.
I think this...
Might explain this...
let's avoid the bald jokes, please! lol
yah, we can't pick on him for going bald at such a young age, he can't help that his mom and his dad are also his aunt and his uncle.. these things just happen....
(hee hee)
You win the 1000 point noone can top that.
I thought mine did pretty well :dunno: ??!!?? Oh well.
You see, if you would stop beating off so much, your body wouldn't be pulling the hair from your head through your body and out through your palms!
Face!
And no matter how you begged and pleaded, he kept denying to "go all the way" with you:giggle:
That's why I don't have a prince right now that I can call my own :(
Dude...you're supposed to KISS the frog. ;)
Why do all of you have to pick on Baxo? Its not like he's comming down to where you all work and slapping the c*cks out of your mouths....LOL J/K Its Okay Baxo, Dont cry. I'm sure many many other people have many more problems than you...... with the exception of the Ghonaherpasiphalitus....... of the face..... yeah.....well, you are on your own with that one I guess. Might as well jump now. LOL :)
geeze, this thread is beginning to scare me! lol
Hows this for a burn?:flame: :flip: :evilgrin: :hick: :tg:
Now I KNOW you gay. I just thought you and Eric were joking. Is you name Alex or Alexis?
LOL
That's not a burn.. that's just plain ol' not wrong and upsetting. I put 4 years of love into it and you can't even make it balance on top of those tires at least? I know the engine is heavy but sheesh, put some stuff in the trunk to balance it out! :flip:
As upsetting as that photo is, I must say that's the biggest burn on me so far so you're #1 contender now haha
On second thought. he's not #1 contender.. he's the Winner.. I can't get more owned then that.
1000 points now granted to RJ, congrats Grimm Reaper!
HAHA. SWEET!
The car is actually balanced on 4 tires now.
On a serious note I hope I didn't really upset you with that pic.:bowdown:
Tomorrow after 88projectbird leaves, I plan to take off the front clip and fenders, and take the sawzall to the front end frame rails for the '85.
more good news huh?
what ya doing with the doors? and trunk lid?
Haha It kinda did and I was waiting for that to happen, the comment that actually upset me was going to be the winner. Even though I put 4 years of love into it, that's not how I woulda pictured the end of its life, but hey it's your car now and you do what you want to it. I"m just surprised to see that under the ground effects the body still seemed to be in more then decent shape.
why was it stripped? what'd I miss?
boy after reading all that how do you even wake up in the morning im realy sorry bout cracking on you and your mommy you are a loser and i didnt mean to make you feel even worse bout your sad pathetic life:D
All the decent parts are going on my '85 Cougar, which at this point is less then a bare shell. That includes the doors and trunklid. for now. The floor pans on the '84 (Alex's) are rotted, with chunks missing big enough to put my fist through. And holes were starting in the rockers under the GFX.
Yeah, Alex you got off of Aim to soon tonight. Why is the car being stripped?
i wanted those points it...
hey, if thats the worst of your problems than your doin alright.