If you're bored, please partite :D . Post a picture of something, anything. The next person to post must then post a picture of something that will defeat the previous picture in one way or another. For instance, I post an elephant, the next could be a mouse (an elephant's fear), the next could be cheese (a mouse's weakness), so on and so forth. I'll start with this, my first car:
(http://www.independencefromoil.org/images/no_oil.gif)
He'll get us oil
(http://kcm.co.kr/mission/map/flags/Korea.jpg)
(http://www.terranova.net/content/images/nuke-the-limit.jpg)
(http://www.trivalleycares.org/images/seedsofchangeposter_sm.jpg)
*EDIT*I'm too slow
(http://products.consumerguide.com/media/frontend/productImages/0/7/66611110062107-large-Husqvarna-353-16-Inch-Gasoline-Chain-Saw.jpg)
This is like the ultimate rock/paper/scissors.
(http://www.livingthecountrylife.com/articles/02summer02/images/02wood_chippers1.jpg)
(http://www.quarry.com/graphics/rock/pile.gif)
..
Fist's are rocks right??!!??!!
What did the five fingers say to the Family Circus?
(http://www.justtotheleft.com/images/five_fingers.JPG)
or, to Rick James...
(http://srs.dl.ac.uk/Annual_Reports/AnRep99_00/drugs.jpg)
Greater than Pills!!
(http://www.usdoj.gov/ndic/pubs3/3843/images/photo1.jpg)
Courtney Love
To counter Courney Love, how do you take a picture of talent..?
OK, I guess the other counter would be someone who's actually attractive, so..
I want to post a reply, but that what I want to post would be very vulgar, and I fear would be in appropriate and would send this thread in a downward spiral to perverted doom.
Hey, I said she was attractive.. I didn't say you had to be nice to her. :p
aha! too much of this and hotness no more...
Which is countered by this:
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6375/44078c28eb5954a182d0ea49f78141.gif)
Lol....
Actually I was hoping for the vulgar response. :p
EDIT: , I killed the thread with the animated gif. Come on people, YOU CAN DO IIIIIT.. :p
(http://www.mixxmasterz.com/images/artist/RSIMMONS.jpg)
sweatin to the oldies
And if you sweat too much, go play in the snow, V8 style.
http://photoman.bizland.com/stuff/v8snowblower.htm
.
Which has no power compared to...
(http://www.michiganrailroads.com/images/MichRRs/TSBYPlowDecendingElmiraHill012494%5BMarkAndersen%5D.jpg)
Valley of Fire and a Fast Car....
(http://home.pon.net/hunnicutt/images/F22.jpg)
I just had to do it...
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/rok/images/ksam-pho15.jpg)
. I had the perfect reply, but I took too long to find it.
(http://star.pst.qub.ac.uk/~pf/htdocs/downloads/pics/fun_SnowCar.jpg)
For the tank.
(http://www.commondreams.org/headlines05/images/0419-01.jpg)
(http://humorink.com/portfolio/phpfD42R4_w.jpg)
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/pics/saddam.gif)
Speaking of humiliation...
(http://www.irak.be/images/TortureIraq3.jpg)
To stop humiliation by authority kick authority's ass :D
but [SIZE="4"]"I fight authority, authority always wins"[/SIZE]
(http://www.tokyo-blues.com/images/blogs/john_mellencamp.jpg)
But when the authority is this?
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/903959/cartman_cop.jpg)
Repsect my authoritah!
(http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/CHiPs.jpg)
For when Ponch and John were always smiling when riding their motorcycles:
(http://www.paradisepark.co.uk/acatalog/combat_fly.jpg)
Fly paper works wonders on flys and cats. Don't ask.
A fly too big for your paper:
no way you can trump that pic hahahaha:flame:
think the aids virus just about kills everything, human at least.
OK, I don't have a direct image of it, but I have an image of the source.. and I say space herpes > AIDS. :p
i think a super massive black hole pretty much distroys anything
Religion renders your science impotent, (and black holes are a scientific theory) and what better religion to use than Flying Spaghetti Monster-ism?
(http://www.venganza.org)
(http://www.evolvefish.com/NewsMedia/EvolveLogo.jpg)
Everything evolves eventualy.
Dinner time.
(http://www.lostmountainbbq.com/gallery/lobster.jpg)
Fresh catch of the day. Mmmmmmmmm
Mr. Creosote will gobble that right up.
But its only one waffer.
(http://www.worldpantry.com/bremner/img/product/sfcracker.jpg)
Just had to add this to it.
(http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/E-FlyingSpaghettiEmblem.gif)
Wafer of Nilla
(http://photos22.flickr.com/26150801_0005b743e7_m.jpg)
(http://www.georgiatechnicalcollege.org/quickstart/News13/Keeblerbox.jpg)
(http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/faqelf_2.jpg)
Elf....Santa
Santa.. Satan: (of the South Park variety)
Satan..Jesus...Cross
The correct answer was the South Park version of Saddam Hussein. :p
Missed that one....
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Ws to counter the soldiers: (they love you long time)
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(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7148/king20pimp20clinton6vh.th.jpg) (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=king20pimp20clinton6vh.jpg)
they love you long time...
wight one!
(http://johnspoogez.tripod.com/More_pics/Hick%20puppies.jpg)
"King Pimp" is brought back to Earth kicking and screaming by having to wake up next to this thing every morning: (can you believe I got this pic from a random search that turned up a page where some guy actually thinks she's hot? :wtf:)
Oh, and my apologies for any appetites that may be ruined as a result of posting this pic. :p
Is that Hillary?:giggle:
(http://www.usasurvival.org/images/hillary.jpg)
American voters (voting her out)
Hillary, if she wins, would lead to...
(http://www.historyplace.com/worldhistory/genocide/hitler-himmler.jpg)
Must.. resist.. anti-Bush comment..
OK.. phew.. now that that's over, how about a counter to Hitler.. fighting a two-front war in Europe defeatshiznitler. :p
Unlike Hitler, this guy defeated his battle...
(http://www.iflipflop.com/uploaded_images/lance_seven-711333.jpg)
But got stuck with this (a defeat IMO)
(http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/news/050718/larmstrong.jpg)
they all turn into this
(http://www.islandgazette.net/photo/pictures/images5122004/Grandma%20Picture%201.jpg)
or this
(http://sharingpensions.co.uk/images/hammer4.jpg)
i think we all know the song...
This can end it tho.
Model 82A1 Semi Automatic Ten Round .50 Caliber Rifle:
(http://www.barrettrifles.com/images/82A1_04.jpg)
:flip:
(http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/striker.jpg)
Street Sweeper. Nuf said!
(http://tamiya.com/english/products/60310f4e_phantom/phantom3.jpg)
i win! vulcan cannon desemates all!
Oh yeah?
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=x+men+magneto/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=14n3h7k66/EXP=1135616904/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/x2__x_men_united/ian_mckellen/xmen2.jpg)
(http://www.aircav.com/huey/uhgal04/m21-003.jpg)
Only if attached like this.
Plus those things are so heavy I don't think you could carry one without dificulty
Stinger missile for taking out the helicopter:
Phalanx CIWS Close In Weapon System
, I can't find a picture of the Russian "Sunburn" missile that's supposed to be able to get past both Phalanx and its replacement. Only one site claimed to have an illustration, but it would not load. So, we'll just assume for now that the Sunburn defeated the Phalanx, and move onto something I CAN get a picture of, that will defeat the Russians every time: :p
(http://www.strangepolice.com/images/content/108441.jpg)here comes johnny law!
Takin' the eeeeeasy way out on this one: :p
this thread is horrible.... gona contribute anyway :p
(http://www.canarc.com/images/Tim%20Hortons.jpg)
(http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/D/demolitionday/images/wrecking_ball.jpg)
hahaha beat that!
Devil possesed Plymouth Fury :D
(http://www.catholicaid.com/media/Priest.jpg)
christ compells thie!
(http://image22.webshots.com/23/4/56/38/213445638LBABQy_ph.jpg)
Need excorcism fast...
Baxo you lucky :giggle:
(http://www.bluemoongear.com/ArchCarPics/64FordfairlaneThunderboltClon.jpg)
Thunderbolt > Cuda
Curb weight - 2950 lb (1250 kg)
Weight distribution, F/R - 40% / 60%
Displacement - 7.0 liters
Horsepower - 750 bhp @ 6300 rpm
Torque - 700 lb-ft @ 4800 rpm
Empty wallet defeats both car AND woman in pic. :p
= Full wallet
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/pics/women.jpg)
That will beat the hell out of a full wallet.
(http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/3/2003-large.jpg)
Prison defeats Mike Tyson:
He'll get anyone (with enough money) out of prison:
(http://www.bio.davidson.edu/courses/Bio111/MRI/brain1.GIF)
Ahnuld: IT'S NOT A TUMAH!
(http://www.scoreextractor.com/homepage/f01.jpg)
Chuck Norris could take her. :p
Or Leukemia (see T3)
Leukemia is a cancer of the blood cells. There are several types of leukemia and these are classified by how quickly they progress and what cell they affect. In order to understand how leukemia affects the cells, it is helpful to first understand what normal blood cells do.
White blood cells (also called leukocytes) are the body's infection fighting cells.
Red blood cells (also called erythrocytes) give blood it's red color, but more importantly, carry oxygen from the lungs to the rest of the body and return carbon dioxide to the lungs as waste.
Platelets (also called thrombocytes) help the body form blood clots to control bleeding.
In addition to these three cell types, the blood also contains a fluid called plasma.
(http://www.triotv.com/bbc/images/main.jpg)
Chuck Norris defeated by TV Corp.
Leukemia defeated by radiation treatment
(http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t012/T012668A.jpg)
= David Banner...
(http://themauve.net/balogue/archives/rabbit.jpg)
This should calm that temper a little.
OT-WTF IS THAT?!!!
BOT- Sheep Shears
Is that a kick-dog? I think this'd work a bit better
(http://www.leatherneckexpress.com/pictures/iwojimaparade/Flame%20thrower%202.jpg)
[IMG]http://www.wwmemorialgarden.com/gallery/images/Fire%20Truck.jpg[
[IMG]http://www.wwmemorialgarden.com/gallery/images/Fire%20Truck.jpg[IMG]
(http://www.obetz.oh.us/Library/images/truck.jpg)
Off topic, but wasn't it Bruce Banner?
I believe it was Dr. David Bruce Banner.
http://www.tvacres.com/char_banner_david.htm
Fireman/Firetruck.....Pinto
how the hell does it trump a fire truck?? we just push it out of the way with the engine sheesh!
Becasue they are a rolling molitof pen 15tail.
And if you think the Pinto is small.
(http://www.affordableclassicsinc.com/images/1958%20Metro/1958%20Nash%20Metropolitan%20psngr%20Front.JPG)
and with a molotov pen 15tail..
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/510000/images/_514368_riot_police150.jpg)
(http://tecfa.unige.ch/~nova/img/1231055247106.jpg)
Riot Cat
(http://sony510.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/cat-dog.jpg.w300h205.jpg)
(http://home.comcast.net/~reno64/images/postal.jpg)
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/pics/seagal.jpg)
Steven Seagal could beat a bunch of gun-toting skinhead punks any day of the week.
I would love to counter that Seagal pic, but again I ask: How do you take a picture of talent..? :p
(http://www.thefilmbasp00get.com/images/seagalchart.gif)
But can Seagal catch the roadrunner?
(http://groups.csail.mit.edu/graphics/classes/6.837/F00/Lecture22/Roadrunner.jpg)
(http://www.musclecarclub.com/musclecars/plymouth-roadrunner/images/plymouth-roadrunner-1969b.jpg)
I assume roadrunners can catch themselves, and this one will win when the two meet.
(http://www.entertron.com/images/crusher.JPG)
the car crusher always wins!
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/pics/restore.jpg)
A restoration beats the crusher!
And unfortunately a wreck beats the restoration...
(http://www.geocities.com/mark_allbaugh/wrecked_78_ta2.jpg)
witch leads back to the crusher:evilgrin:
Before the crusher though... Parts Car!!!
(http://www.azpartsandcars.com/pics/69novacustomshellleftside.jpg)
and after the crusher..... new car
Foose Thunderbird looks better.
(http://www.supercars.net/servlets/PW/garagePics/RLQ/24car0.jpg)
This dude and his mullet steal your new car and trade it for 3 hits of crack and a bag of black pepper jack Doritos. :p
Drug Bust!!
(http://tinypic.com/j94jna.jpg)(http://tinypic.com/j94k0h.jpg) The DEA then saw Vin Diesel who was supposedly selling crack to Chuck Norris and decided this pursuit was less important.
in the meantime vin deisel was caught molesting a young boy and the DEA turned into the FBI
wich returns to the DEA
He also looks like a pirranha
now to counter vin
(http://www.us-car-history.de/filmautos/fast/crash2.jpg)
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/jsi/lowres/jsin35l.jpg)
Stuntdouble
hahahaha
comeone guys... cant beat a stunt double???
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I'm still alive :D
Stuntmannick banned
(http://forum.xbconnect.com/images/banned.jpg)
(http://www.winability.com/hostname-commander/screenshots/add-new-ip-address.gif)
(http://www.neillobrien.com/albums/2005/bsod.sized.gif)
(http://www.digibarn.com/collections/screenshots/Apple%20Macintosh%20v1-1%20-%201984/mac11crash.gif)
Dont think you apple people are exempt!
(http://www.geeksquad.com/images/structures/headers/geek_logo_header.gif)
(http://www.alldots.com/gifs/Other/bill-gates.jpg)
Pirates of Silicon Valley (http://"http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0168122/") version...
(http://www.coolcats.net/ximages/posv.jpg)
P.S. Thanks for digging up that 20-year-old Mac crash screen, Mikey! ;)
(http://fragmentsfromfloyd.com/images3/atlas2.jpg)
Here's another insult to put him back down:
Shh, I'm hunting wabbits, hahahha
Yes, that's rabbit pie.
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/112000/112135yeGD_w.jpg)
and a vw rabbit can run the rabbit pie over, destroyed
And my bar stool can out run that rabbit.
Watch those firestones (BOOM)
may need a few of these
(http://bignail.com/pictures/misc/Dsc01451.jpg)
Not going to fix this nail problem with a patch.
dont care what ply or rating the tire is, this anti-tank mine will ruin its day lol
I've never seen a mine that could stop this guy.
(http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_r/rambo.jpg)
He also never faced this guy.
(http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/sideshow_predator_head.jpg)
Movie dork can stop a py career tho
And niether of them have met SHAFT
And Shaft was never in the armed forces with this guy.
(http://bigsblog.blogspot.com/images/ermey.jpg)
And gunny never fought Deadites
... this book kicked his ass a few times.
(http://www.studiocreations.com/images/necronomicon.jpg)
and many a deadites asses were kicked with this
Yes but sadly enough his fate
(http://website.lineone.net/~kyle-p/s-mart-logo.jpg)
A py job in a department store.
Shop smart Shop S-Mart well s mart is trumped by teh ebayz0r
(http://pics1.edeal.com/images/p2/wl/stealitback/logo_01.gif)
Steal it back from those who stole from you. (http://"http://www.propertyroom.com/?Krypto=b%2Fd0W%2BSAxQa16IhxlcdhpTyP0f4VhgPaayTloeXAL2Q%3D")
(http://www.smackthemouse.com/images/ms-404-error.gif)
Internet sucks!
Back to S-Mart!
And what beats no traffic due to a site not being found? Too much traffic.
(http://west26.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/joiexceeds.JPG)
The result of too much traffic... an upset user...
(http://www.roosteredge.com/lawngnome/forums/angry.jpg)
this is not me
And what can make a mad user happy?
[SIZE="4"]FREE PORN (http://"http://www.foxtbirdcougarforums.com/showthread.php?t=4794&highlight=porn")[/SIZE]
Non better than...
http://www.thehun.com/
Might need to slap a NSFW on the thread title soon.
As for countering porn, this should be a buzzkill:
Who can be taken by...
(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/104/2808/640/Fat_.jpg)
My red X is far more superior than yours.
(http://www.centralillinoisdomestics.org/vb3/images/smilies/redxrobot.gif)
Weird, that red x was actually a picture yesterday. stupid internet
It's that kind of stuff that makes people think you're a ...
(http://www.sfgate.com/news/pictures/2001/07/05/potheadph5.jpg)
(http://orig.app.com/webextraspg/raidgallery/images/r4.jpg)
(http://www.surgical-strike.citymax.com/i/Photo%20Album/sheriff_copter.jpg)
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/travel/dg/maps/f4/750x750_amsterdam_m.gif)
The puppiess occupied amsterdam during world 2
(http://www.mis.ne.jp/~akr/Pages/nextpage/resi_evil/cgs/luger1.jpg)
/\/
(http://www.deskpicture.com/DPs/Miscellaneous/AtomicBlast.jpg)
o_O just so if all you are wondering what this is its a small bomb shelter for midgets i presume
and I'll call him.....minnie me
trumps midget sitting...
flying midget = fast food = eats midget (ever see midget wrestling? thats some funny $#!t)
(http://www.film.gen.tr/resim/filmler/austinpowers3goldmember/resim3.jpg)
One of these should take him out.
(http://www.astrographics.com/GalleryPrints/Display/GP2104.jpg)
What is it? anemone of some kind?
Tapeworm
(http://tim.movementarian.com/wp-content/Dr%20Nick.gif)
Dr. Nick is defeated by my crack team of legal experts... ah lawsuits, it's what keeps America going!
(http://www.legalcareersonline.org/images/how-to-become-a-lawyer.jpg)
he changed an outcome of a court case with his ray gun
Stewie is erased.
(http://library.thinkquest.org/29292/quadratic/eraser.gif)
Try erasing this.
(http://www.cards4magic.co.uk/acatalog/entremarkerpen.jpg)
Bigger and Blacker...
Paint
(http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/00/0e/pr-Paint-Rust-Oleum_1_Quart_Painter_s_Touch_Flat_Black_Paint-resized200.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Paint+stripper/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=13gbf8173/EXP=1137211264/*-http%3A//www.northsdistributors.com.au/Photos/NSD%20Photo_1-2002/OSY_Paint_Stripper_1L.jpg)
(http://www.northsdistributors.com.au/Photos/NSD%20Photo_1-2002/OSY_Paint_Stripper_1L.jpg)
(http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040924/13161__snl_l.jpg)
(http://www.originalicons.com/images/icons/Actors%20And%20Actresses/Chris%20Farley/1097851586_491683581.gif)
These strippers will make your stripper cry
But those strippers live in a Van down by the River!
(http://www.geocities.com/cbcopg/20-064118a_van_by_river.jpg)
Rivers flood
(http://www.kirkbymoorside.com/Kirkby/News%20&%20Archives/Floods/Road%20Sign%20Flood_small.jpg) (http://"http://www.kirkbymoorside.com/Kirkby/News%20&%20Archives/Floods/Road%20Sign%20Flood_small.jpg")
Rivers flood
(http://www.tfhrc.gov/pubrds/02mar/images/05img01.jpg)
(http://www.mrmodels.co.nz/New_Uploads_11_04/406_Italeri_Sand_bags.jpg)
The Video
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20054811.asp&h=468&w=633&sz=23&tbnid=R8sW7HJ1jf-trM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=135&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbunker%2Bbuster%26svnum%3D50%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN (http://"http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/articles/military_photos_20054811.asp&h=468&w=633&sz=23&tbnid=R8sW7HJ1jf-trM:&tbnh=99&tbnw=135&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbunker%2Bbuster%26svnum%3D50%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN")
The Picture (watch the vid)
(http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.jpg)
The Video
The Picture (watch the vid)
(http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.jpg) (http://"http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.mpeg[/URL)
The Video
http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.mpeg (http://"http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.mpeg")
The Picture (watch the vid)
(http://www.webmutants.com/strategypage/bunker_buster_demo.jpg)
won't fund bunker busters....
A straight jacket will take care of her.
(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/BDX/BDX128/bxp28241.jpg)
(http://www.brownsteins.net/Ulpan/Images/Harry%20Houdini.jpg)
oof!
this will get them all (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/totegoter/Warrior.jpg)
(http://thekneeslider.com/images/gasprices.jpg)
(http://www.iflylax.com/images/5200small.jpg)
What now? :)
(http://www.bikeforest.com/mike1talltandem.jpg)
Flatten it!
Oh No There Goes Tokyo, Go Go Godzilla!
Thats the end of that. You can't kill Godzilla you can only make him go home.
Shoosh, no its not. Someone will come up with something. This thread has to keep going.
i have some ideas but i dont have the pics for them.
(http://www.xofacto.com/justin4/megalon.jpg)
Not sure if Megalon ever beat Godzilla but is the best I could come up with.
extinction beat godzilla
and beat extinction (turtle)
http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesu/gamera1.mpg
to beat that...
turtle soup. (I wish i had a pic of that.)
im going to one up my own post by saying i can eat turtle soup.
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b334/totegoter/Picture013.jpg)
and a cougar can eat you...
(http://www.csd.k12.wi.us/schoolweb/Resource%20Page/Resource%20Page/images/wildcat-cougar.jpg)
and a cougar can eat you!
(http://www.csd.k12.wi.us/schoolweb/Resource%20Page/Resource%20Page/images/wildcat-cougar.jpg)
and a cougar can eat you
(http://www.csd.k12.wi.us/schoolweb/Resource%20Page/Resource%20Page/images/wildcat-cougar.jpg)
Im posting after you and its showing before you, wtf?
thats got me confused too. maby i cant post that often.
Jeff Corwin tames your cougar....
Mr Corwin should already know mr.tarantula
Some nice pesticide ought to do the trick.
(http://www.insectslimited.com/pesticide%20application.gif)
[size="7"]EPA[/size]
all of us... car buffs with big belching V-8's guzzling gas.
Who beats us!
(http://www.coolcats.net/catjam/2004/cj04_18.jpg)
Them and them
I guarantee one of these will do a number on those
(http://www.screensavershot.com/animals/deer.jpg)
(http://www.stoegerpublishing.com/books/images_books/Shtgunning%20Deer.300.jpg)
mmmm, dinner
Beer + Guns = Dead hunter... I coulda swore i saw one of the orange antlerless deers
Nice Photoshop work there, Darren.
This is hardly a serious thread so there is no reason to make it look professional.
http://photobucket.com/albums/a185/Loki363987/ have fun
Hence my light-hearted photoshop comment. Perhaps I should have used a smiley to indicate my jovial mood.
*searches for smiley*
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/gifs/3dbiggrin3.gif)
Sorry for the serious reply i figured that it was a jab and i took it as so.
Hey somebody had to do it
(http://pekingduck.org/archives/cheney.gun-thumb.jpg)
(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/images/msnbc/logo01.gif)
(http://www.mightytaco.com/images/goods/tv/static.gif)
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/pics/elvis.jpg)
Elvis shot his TV.
(http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/toilet1.jpg)
(http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2005/ElePotty.jpg)
(http://www.trophyroomcollection.com/ivory/ivoryimg/ivory.JPG)
(http://hoopermuseum.earthsci.carleton.ca/mammoth/house1.gif)
(http://64.207.144.142/movabletype/PETA2ukDaily/archives/86PC2194-thumb.jpg)
People Eating Tasty Animals
salmonella poisoning
(http://www.trinityofiniquity.com/srs4/clorox.jpg)
(http://ipsl1.netfirms.com/Images/Ammonia.JPG)
We all know what happens when you mix ammonia and bleach.
Office of Homeland Security I hope can beat home made chloramine gas.
(http://www.whitehouse.gov/government/images/m-chertoff-100.jpg)
if he can't you could try this.....
Can't breath if the filters cloged.
(http://www.builditplans.com/Carving/images/new/psn00007.jpg)
Go with no filter then.....
(http://static.flickr.com/24/45514860_4cee8388a9_o.jpg)
(http://www.4woman.gov/QuitSmoking/images/cigpack.jpg)
Cant beleive I couldnt find any pics of past Surgeon Generals smoking......so this was my next best thing 20,679 physicians cant be wrong
(http://www.letitpass.com/images/luckystrikedr.jpg)
(http://www.1-800-posters.com/Cannabis/3557.jpg)
(http://namtiti.free.fr/encyclopedie/badges%20state%20police/New%20York%20DEA%20Task%20Force%203.jpg)
amsterdam smoke shops
(couldnt find a pic so a link will have to do)http://www.amsterdamhotspots.nl/smoke.html#thebulldog
(http://www.smoke-n-toke.com/banners/spore-bank/SporeBankStaticSmall.jpg)
A bad shroom trip!!!
(http://www.magic-mushrooms.net/badtrip.jpg)
(http://www.granite.mb.ca/tbell/images/pacifiers.jpg)
One for each mouth
This is where I'd normally post some full frontal nudity, nipples are better :grinno:
(http://www.cactuspoint.com/images/CMM_BRA793.jpg)
This beats the 'full frontal nudity' nipples. :rollin:
The 11 million dollar bra:
(http://www.nadoes.com/images/11million.jpg)
The perverts arrive...
(http://users3.ev1.net/~texaslynn/Graphics/Pervert.gif)
The Pope....Anti-Pervert (but he IS a Catholic priest, so i didn't know if it counted)
until they get caught
(http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/10/01/1128154228_4966.jpg)
Unless they use the Chewbacca Defense (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_Defense").
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/0330chewbacca.jpg)
Chewie loses!
(http://www.finitechess.com/graphics/starwarschess2.jpg)
(http://www.research.ibm.com/deepblue/pics/splash.gif)
Stops chess game to look...........
to stop rumors like that from starting
(http://www.geeksontime.com/computer_service_computer_fix/logo.gif)
They may be able to fix the computer but they can't fix Windows.
(http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/B0004GR83M.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
The anti-Windows...
(http://images.apple.com/macosx/images/indextop20060109.jpg)
Ever do this when you were a kid?
(http://www.islandsstainedglass.com/run%20closeup%20large.JPG)
DON'T ever do this kids!
...or you'll end up like...
(http://talkleft.com/10yroldarrest.jpg)
But who knows what a little jail time can do to a kid..
(http://www.rdfrights.com/catalogue/images/2445.jpg)
LMAO!!!
Well, what could jail time do to a kid. Umm, I'm not going to put a picture up but it involves two inmates, a shower and a bar of soap. :eek:
The jail time will make him more accustomed to MJ.
need a hand MJ?:) or maybe a.....
Cocaine my anti nose
My nose was broken when this happened 2 years ago.
Just Say No!!!!
(http://www.media-awareness.ca/english/resources/educational/overheads/alcohol/images/shock.jpg)
how am i supposed to follow up her? (i also saw the one about the police officer that had that many burns and went back to work, but this isn't him)... just a plain old space alien
Pics of a 170mph motor cycle accident. I have the pic at home but they arn't what I would call nice pics. Not much left of the guy.
*Edit*
Ok here is one of the pics not for the easily discusted there is one that is worse but I won't post it.
haha have that same pic of the 170mph wreck. and yes there is nothing left of him. lets say they used a shovel to se him up.
Captain Kirk will kick any alien's ass! :hick:
(http://www.firsttvdrama.com/central/dead/kirk1.jpg)
but could william shatner?
Any old puppies can defeat Kirk
oh yeah????
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/Harry_Carey.jpg/200px-Harry_Carey.jpg)
Even Carey is mortal.
not mortal
Sure he's mortal, but he slays demons, too...
(http://www.space-debris.com/hor_campbell_ash.jpg)
Ash better watch out for his own hand.
(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/severedhand.jpg)
His boom stick will take care of that.
(http://students.cs.byu.edu/~nimajneb/Virtual%20Zoo/BoomStick.jpg)
couldn't see slamedcats boom stick, sooooo look who we got back to..........
Flat shirt meet full shirt
I'm an ass person myself..
(http://fluir.uol.com.br/bombando/imagens/04_02_15p.JPG)
More ass than anyone should be legally able to handle at once...
(http://www.rugbyfootball.com/gallery1/richard_simmons_9.jpg)
but Richard also says....
(http://www.paladin-web-design.com/ryans/images/smiley/Richard_Simmons_1.jpg)
and eric estrada says
...
he tames the gays with his awesome dance moves...
(http://photos.friendster.com/photos/96/13/6453169/2388159676042m.jpg)
And this one tames his mom:
Upsets his ass
wanted to post a donkey show pic, but this IS a family site (i guess).... anyway, here's the best i can do..... a stripper and a great ass
(http://www.bfcollection.net/cities/mexico/On%20my%20way%20to%20Tijuana.jpg)
;)
(http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9608/30/newsbriefs.pm/police.jpg)
The deas were soon found sipping on a few of these
No salt...I said no salt on my margarita!
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/b/8/9b8daeb9232b89cb49bce3640ece65a7.jpg)
So what would you say you actually do here?
(http://luminomagazine.com/2004.03/spotlight/officespace/images/bob1/bob1a.jpg)
To be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I am a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't think it gets any better than when he sings when a man loves a woman.
(http://www.zmachars.com/posters/Michael-Bolton_8222.jpg)
it's nice to see we both have bogus careers...... i'll never let go!!! (i like your hair mr bolton)
To counter Celine Dion, I am forced yet again to ask: How do you take a picture of talent..?
This is the best I could come up with on short notice:
(http://www.canopyclub.com/can2/posters/2005.10.09.Les_Claypool.jpg)
i'd rather meet a girl at The "tree" Canopy
(http://www.gallagherstravels.com/travelnotebook/story001/images/image001.jpg)
..
Shark with a frickin' laser on his frickin' head:
(http://otakubooty.bootyproject.org/images/items/lasershark.gif)
(sorry so small)
Is it cold in here?
(http://common.weblogsinc.com/common/images/4618485415194684.JPG)
(http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~ambermb/graphics/pants01.jpg)
they yanks always trump the brits
THIS is more like it:
(http://www.spreadshirt.com/shops/39000/38991/products/38991_928460_1_big.jpg)
Spongebob for teh win
(http://www.boxer-shorts-novelty-boxers.co.uk/boxer-shorts/spongebob-boxer-shorts.jpg)
this is the only kind of canadian underwear picture i want to see
(http://thatscountry.com/artman/uploads/rita.jpg)
Now she's singing…
(http://elsmar.com/pdf_files/various%20picture%20files/fat%20lady%20sings.jpg)
when the fat lady sings does this mean the thread is over?
Nope, she'll shut up when she sees this...
(http://www.vpromo.co.uk/library/Vivaldi--chocolate-cake.jpg)
"MY cake.."
(http://europe.scientology.org/img/sunday-service.jpg)
(http://europe.scientology.org/img/sunday-service.jpg)
Scientology is defeated by logic..
(at first I was gonna ask, how do you take a picture of common sense..?) :p
even logic is defeated by friendship
(the needs of the few or the one, outweigh the needs of the many)
Women come between friendships all the time.. and in this case, why not a green alien chick for Kirk..? :p
Even this nerd wouldn't do that chick, let alone give up a friendship for her...
This nerd wouldn't either. He's already got the ladies
(http://www.commonexception.com/images/poleroid_shirt_nerd_guy2.jpg)
But then, even a guy with all those ladies still can't resist this AWESOME computer:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/kingcars/bosspc.jpg)
Now here is a pc:
(http://www.mofookiecases.com/image.php?image=8/8_large_77df75885e6ad1af31cfeb970b09969a.jpg)
I totally have that belt buckle. Nerd?...
The big evil super computer does have a weakness......these guys!
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/catbuild88/officespace4.jpg)
Yeah that comp never had a chance.....
Yeah, especially since it was a printer. :tg:
um, if i'm not mistaken.... you have a FAX....... wasn't that what it was? either way, i've had a cpu or 2 meet the blunt end of a bat and it feels good!!!
Wikipedia says it was a printer. (yeah, I pulled out the wiki) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Space
Even a Giant Slugger can't stand up to a Giant Pitcher.
(http://www.funfry.com/data/509/medium/giants_giant_fat_player_funny_pictures_funfry_resize.jpg)
maybe if he has a small strike zone
(http://sam.tingleff.com/cms/2002/08/17/baseball_strike.jpg)
but only untill they go on strike
No strikes here. We don't need no stinking unions!
(http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/walmart.jpg)
always...
and for some......
(http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/68945/200.jpg)
wait til we get our haynes on that!
I'd rather get my hands on this...;)
Ugh, you just had to throw that on a (for the most part) guys forum.... thanks for that...
my pleasure ;) ....trump that baby!
but you dont know where he's been ;)
(http://www.jreprodmed.com/FTR/1996/std's.gif)
probably in a gay bar :disappoin
straight guys rarely clean up that well! ;)
being family friendly...... http://mlfun.org.ua/jpgs/6/jpgs/condoms.jpg (http://"http://mlfun.org.ua/jpgs/6/jpgs/condoms.jpg")
..
We're all going to get it inevitably.
(http://www.traveldocs.com/images/africa_b.jpg)
look hon, we're moving the kids to a place where it might not reach us..... don't forget the cougar's snow tires :hick: :rice:
:laughing: Glad I didn't get too morbid.
But that's still not safe.
(http://www.grida.no/climate/vital/graphics/large/18.jpg)
You'll be safe at the top of Everest
29,000 feet and climbing.
(http://www.newton.mec.edu/Angier/DimSum/dimsumimages/China%20Scenery/everest/everest-plumes.GIF)
better take a good guide with you, and hope he doesn't fall over the edge!
Much better than The Price is Right.
(http://sonicwhammy.20fr.com/presslck.gif)
(http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/LARSON14.jpg)
Easily hacked by this guy
not for very long...
(http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/imagebank/logos/fcc03.jpg)
Thats the guy that memorized the light pattern of the board.
here's a light board...
(http://www.news10.net/assetpool/images/035240552_power-outage-185.jpg)
they dont work when the power goes out
this will fix it
(http://realenglish1.free.fr/traffic-cop.gif)
Until this happens.
(http://i3.tinypic.com/xp375u.jpg)
[oops! snuck in late... maybe that's what caused the accident--distracted traffic cop]
This will fix that...:D
Bahahah We all know what trumps donuts!!
mmmmm donuts....drooool
(http://www.macalester.edu/%7Enelsonm/homer_s.jpg)
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems! :cheers:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/never_surrender_77/lgHR0173.jpg)
mmmm looks like there'd be no beer without:
(http://images.picsearch.com/is?LJ2r1h_0CbNYDX6U6pnaJu_v4Fk7mCpv8Jxpna8KukE)
This makes him super.
(http://www.torivio.net/cougarnuts/lsd.jpg)
Bringing it back from the dead.
(http://associazioni.comune.firenze.it/dea/Image1.jpg)
the anti D.E.A
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Tyrone_Biggums.jpg)
(http://www.torivio.net/cougarnuts/driveby-small.jpg)
:macgun: Nothing that a drive-by wouldn't cure. :macgun:
Dragon skin body armor
(http://www.pinnaclearmor.com/images/v1922.jpg)
Trumps Dragon Skin.
(http://www.bulletproofme.com/new%20download%20images/MICH-Helmet.JPG)
Dammit...why won't the picture post?
Bigger helmet!!
(http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2006/s/spaceballs.jpg)
(http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/ser_50bfg_new.bmp)
Go's through helmet
(http://images.cafepress.com/product/8447146_240x240_Front.jpg)
That is illegal in California.
:D I just got home. Looking through this has been hilarious
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Arnold_Schwarzenegger_2004-01-30.jpg)
Look out, Terminator!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/kingcars/terminated.jpg)
Terminators equal !!!!...........Linda Hamilton.
The only thing that could bring down her love boat...but I heard she got a Titanic settlement!
Did you say Titanic?
(http://www.mountaininterval.org/photos/images/28-roll/02-paulet-iceberg.jpg)
Global Warming will bring that down to size...
Al Gore beats Global Warming.
and this crew cleans up nasty gore on a crime scene.
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/crime-scene-clean-up-4.jpg)
Mike Rowe beats your crime scene gore.
Taste.....Huh? TASTE!!!!
This guy can take care of bussiness
(http://flash.lakeheadu.ca/~atubbs/dog_image.jpg)
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/mite-and-tick-info2.gif)
I win
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Zippo-Slim-1968-Lit.jpg)
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z14/cougar1car/fire-extingusher.jpg)
got ya!
(http://[IMG]http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq36/MCRghoul/Misc%20Stuff/Volcano.jpg)[/IMG]
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_peMlhnXbG8Y/SwIoxIPnuqI/AAAAAAAAAZ8/EG0Ong6-iEo/s1600/2012.jpg)
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r180/ledesordre_photo/boat.jpg)
(http://www.corsaires.ca/_photo/2041_2000a_armes_g.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/BB61_USS_Iowa_BB61_broadside_USN.jpg)
(http://thegloss.com/files/2010/04/submarine.jpg)
(http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Robotech/Robotech-Vehicles/EBSIS_Krasnodar_Submarine.jpg)
I do believe I sunk your battleship...совиет стйле (soviet style)
(http://www.pt103.com/images/Depth_Charge_Mark_6_And_Type_C_Rack.jpg)
Nobody will even hear you scream...
heh I got there first lol
Joint ops.
(http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/aircraft-pictures/2008/05/16/AC-130large.jpg)
What can't they destroy?
ah:D
(http://www.hhmercer.com/images/Fod2.jpg)
preproduction failure equals no boom HAH
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/niclovesash/fafdb48f.jpg)
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2008/09/340x_98Peugeot106_494.flv.jpg)
(go)
(http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww129/CraigRodda/NASCAR20All20Star20Auto20Racing.jpg)
oh good one lol
(http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/prototype-this/slide-show/images/prototype-this-06-airbag.jpg)
That's a tough one. This is all I could come up with.
(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll254/dskobalski/Fun%20Signs%20and%20Quotes/crashtest.jpg)
Here ya go he looks like the dude on the left. Whats his name, Jamie?
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f232/Tarantula1231/Mythbusters.jpg)
hmmm.. can a pic be used twice? I don't know.
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTjS4LyUmg6q7zVsCAAYFfDrR8e2xHKobdgMVLjy4ei-JSU92z5)
(this might not beat it... may be a stalemate....)
(http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p375/dkerschner/July2008005.jpg)
(http://www.spababytubs.com/graphics/Purchase-tub-200.jpg)
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj251/Justinrvb/dingobaby20.jpg)
Ahh only the finest Russian rifle will be shot in my hands...
(http://www.gunandgame.com/forums/attachments/powder-keg/12912d1218592001-post-your-scoped-mosin-nagant-sniper_rifle_mosin_1891_30.jpg)
(http://www.newprophecy.net/Obama_in_gun_sites.jpg) :shakeass: [SIZE="5"]WIN![/SIZE]
(http://tgscom.com/images/sharedimages/allglock/ga.jpg)
got ammo against the president? LOL
(http://tommychristopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/ass.jpg?w=397&h=210)
There goes the heighborhood!
(http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/always_nothing/palin_for_president.jpg)
(http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/uploads/cheney_shotgun.jpg)
hahahahahahahaha
(http://kswpgoodfriends.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/hunter-safety.jpg)
(http://www.masalatime.com/world/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/29-1561498916.jpg)
theres nothing there
wierd, works for me
I dont see it either :dunno:
(http://www.masalatime.com/world/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/29-1561498916.jpg)
:redxdance:
ok I fixed it. see next page. big ass gun.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bullyonspeed/FAIL.png)
ah thanks dude.
hahahahah sorry I edited that post about 15 times testing it
ok it shows up once but if you look at the same page again (refresh) it dissapears. here. in permanent upload format. because I love you all. so very much. in a totally plutonic way. but mostly cause I love this gun:
nvermind what is just said twice and erased in this post so now you guys are all confused about what I said but you'll never know
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/wild_nymph/IMG_0863.jpg)
that's a fail in more ways than 1
__
hey man some ice and milk and a blender and that stuff is awesome I used to drink it all the time no seriously but maybe its just me
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff163/shorty_2008_69/10tara-reid.jpg)
mmmmm.. tara reid.. not the most flattering picture of her though :(
I know, she needs one of these.
(http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af222/Starpaly/BURGERS.jpg)
(http://cdn.guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/burger_king_brooke.jpg)
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e227/chilin813/turkey.jpg)
bye bye turkey
(http://new-slang.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/thefight-lightsaber.png)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/narcartus/squirrel_jedi1.jpg)
(http://ui09.gamespot.com/488/smallpic2_2.jpg)
(http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq160/jthomas199/mariosonicfighting.jpg)
(http://[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/Siggy1265/piggy.gif)[/IMG]
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss314/TTT_Savethemole/Food/Meals/baconandeggs.jpg)
paul blart FTW!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qab8k4AZP9Y/TDSQtWMvduI/AAAAAAAACPc/QblcpMtgxIs/s1600/paul-blart-mall-cop.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/St8WVzRFIuI/AAAAAAAACKg/_1ufOfa3Wwc/s800/old-guy-guitar-hero-fail.jpg)
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t317/illustrivia/Guitar%20Heroes/180px-kirk_hammett.jpg)
(http://www.knowhere.ch/images/headbang.gif)
We know how much beavis loves -
(http://www.soundproofmagazine.com/images/Art_on_our_sleeves_MANTHERS/Michael-bolton-album-cover-onething.jpg)
who looks like:
(http://www.fabioifc.com/Bookcover_plus/mousepad_shot_fabio.2.jpg)
and this thread went gay in 3......2........1......
.....you're the one who just reposted it......
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sOnKY2Xwog8/SjvKwYxz2MI/AAAAAAAABKM/rzv1Ni02i_Q/s320/homer_doh.jpg)
^ win lol kenny g and fabio on 1 page? the gay creeper factor just hit the roof!
(http://[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/Siggy1265/puppy.jpg)[/IMG]
i don't see any connection between homer and that :dunno:
I don;t see any connection between that and anything
(other than the aforementioned creepy factor)
maybe that's it.. lol or the lame factor hahah
(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll50/Betty_Hanawa/chihuahua/128933767509426664.jpg)