I'm security/electronics/sales assistant manager at a small store, and tonight was weird.
These two guys kicked the door open, ran in, and shouted:
"air in the hands, mother stickers! this is a shag up!"
it, i hate dyslexic burglars...
:rollin:
What was next? "Open the money! Give me all your drawers!" or "Put all the money in my face! Don't look at my sack!"
lmao, no kiddin'!