Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Alchemist on December 29, 2012, 01:21:23 AM
Post by: Alchemist on December 29, 2012, 01:21:23 AM
I was looking for ideas of things to do to my Cougar and came acrossthis. I know it's not a fox body, but still I had to share these with ya'll.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: MY83T on December 29, 2012, 01:32:28 AM
Post by: MY83T on December 29, 2012, 01:32:28 AM
How many Jigawatts are needed to make that abomination go?
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Alchemist on December 29, 2012, 01:43:03 AM
Post by: Alchemist on December 29, 2012, 01:43:03 AM
Quote from: MY83T;405673
How many Jigawatts are needed to make that abomination go?
I heard it's packing FOUR flux capacitors.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: beast50 on December 29, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
Post by: beast50 on December 29, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
Its a cougaloraprimarine!!
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Beau on December 29, 2012, 03:30:44 AM
Post by: Beau on December 29, 2012, 03:30:44 AM
Holy shiznit is that thing ever ugly.
Black paint.
Better wheels.
smooth the "top" and sculpt it to flow with the body lines (as much as THAT can be said about the hated MN12)
remove the lights from the 2 dollar bin at the flying J and what's that shiznit on the front end?
Looks like it was a project car built at a nursing home by a pack of old timers OD'ing on geritol and centrum silver...
Now excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out with something dull and rusted,
Black paint.
Better wheels.
smooth the "top" and sculpt it to flow with the body lines (as much as THAT can be said about the hated MN12)
remove the lights from the 2 dollar bin at the flying J and what's that shiznit on the front end?
Looks like it was a project car built at a nursing home by a pack of old timers OD'ing on geritol and centrum silver...
Now excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out with something dull and rusted,
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: TOM Renzo on December 29, 2012, 07:14:55 AM
Post by: TOM Renzo on December 29, 2012, 07:14:55 AM
Bet you had to throw away your cammera after taking that photo. If you look up the word ugly in the dictionary their is a photo of that THING. God offul ugly . Yuckie Duckie!!!
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Crazy88 on December 29, 2012, 09:31:57 AM
Post by: Crazy88 on December 29, 2012, 09:31:57 AM
I looks like the b*stard child of an MN12 and an Aztec with a little hill billy engineering thrown in for "flavor"
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: 88turbo on December 29, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
Post by: 88turbo on December 29, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
ou know guys... I think I might :barf: never mind....
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Alchemist on December 29, 2012, 01:50:32 PM
Post by: Alchemist on December 29, 2012, 01:50:32 PM
Lmao, I thought I'd get some nice comments on this one.
Can anyone tell if the "hatch back" was custom made or if that is off another car?
The sad thing is as ugly as this thing is, It has to take some sort of skill to put it together.
It looks like Superman using his power for evil instead of good.
Can anyone tell if the "hatch back" was custom made or if that is off another car?
The sad thing is as ugly as this thing is, It has to take some sort of skill to put it together.
It looks like Superman using his power for evil instead of good.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: MY83T on December 29, 2012, 01:52:21 PM
Post by: MY83T on December 29, 2012, 01:52:21 PM
It looks more like Bizarro world Superman's space vehicle.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: STANG8U on December 29, 2012, 04:16:41 PM
Post by: STANG8U on December 29, 2012, 04:16:41 PM
Wtf lmfao
I just puked a little
I just puked a little
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: thunderjet302 on December 30, 2012, 05:58:07 PM
Post by: thunderjet302 on December 30, 2012, 05:58:07 PM
Needs more chrome. Lots and lots of chrome.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Alchemist on December 30, 2012, 06:00:58 PM
Post by: Alchemist on December 30, 2012, 06:00:58 PM
I was thinking some NOS stickers would me an improvement.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Chrome on December 30, 2012, 10:52:50 PM
Post by: Chrome on December 30, 2012, 10:52:50 PM
Quote from: thunderjet302;405800
Needs more chrome. Lots and lots of chrome.
No.... I could not help that car.
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Big B on December 31, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Post by: Big B on December 31, 2012, 11:28:09 AM
Only the crusher could help that pig...
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: jcassity on December 31, 2012, 12:38:19 PM
Post by: jcassity on December 31, 2012, 12:38:19 PM
wtf is that on the hood,,
and did he really have to pick up a trailer package reflector kit at tractor supply?
pls dont tell me those headlamps flip up?????????
did this really happen, is this car really on this planet?
now he just needs a satalite dish mounted to the front bumper with an HID light on the LNB to project his ray gun
oh yeah, and he needs auto pop up nerf guns on each fender so he can defend the defender
and did he really have to pick up a trailer package reflector kit at tractor supply?
pls dont tell me those headlamps flip up?????????
did this really happen, is this car really on this planet?
now he just needs a satalite dish mounted to the front bumper with an HID light on the LNB to project his ray gun
oh yeah, and he needs auto pop up nerf guns on each fender so he can defend the defender
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Beau on December 31, 2012, 02:10:40 PM
Post by: Beau on December 31, 2012, 02:10:40 PM
I like the way you think. May I suggest a name....
the Miscellaneous F*ckwagon
(Not so much a thinly veiled Star Wars reference as my weak attempt at B humor)
the Miscellaneous F*ckwagon
(Not so much a thinly veiled Star Wars reference as my weak attempt at B humor)
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: hafnutz on December 31, 2012, 07:02:27 PM
Post by: hafnutz on December 31, 2012, 07:02:27 PM
Let me guess..It was parked in front of a Wal-Mart
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: 1BadBird on December 31, 2012, 10:34:42 PM
Post by: 1BadBird on December 31, 2012, 10:34:42 PM
Uhh, that's a (un)-Safeway store
Title: Has anyone seen this umm... Cougar??
Post by: Alchemist on January 04, 2013, 11:30:20 PM
Post by: Alchemist on January 04, 2013, 11:30:20 PM
I'm not the one that actually took the pictures. I found it online. I wouldn't have taken the chance of taking the pictures with my camera...it could have broken it.