*KNOW YOUR **S**T**A**T**E** MOTTO*
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Alabama*
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.* **
Alaska*
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!*
Arizona*
But It's A Dry Heat. *
Arkansas*
Literacy Ain't Everything.*
California*>
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.*
Colorado*
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.* **
Connecticut*
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.*
Delaware*
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.*
Florida*
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.* **
Georgia*
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.*
Hawaii*
Haka Tike Mou Sha! 'ami Lee ki Toru */
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)/**
Idaho*
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good* **
Illinois*
Please, Don't pr0nounce the "S"* **
Indiana*
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free*
Iowa*
We Do Amazing Things with Corn*
Kansas*
First of the Rectangle States*
Kentucky*
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names*
Louisiana*
Wet All Drunk Cajun Wackos
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.* *
*Maine*
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster*
Maryland*
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It*
Massachusetts*
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's*
Michigan*
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians*
Minnesota*
10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes*
Mississippi*
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State*
Missouri*
Your Federal Relief Dollars At Work.* *
*Montana*
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.* **
Nebraska*
Ask About Our State Motto Contest*
Nevada*
Hookers and Poker!*
New Hampshire*
Go Away and Leave Us Alone*
New Jersey*
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!*
New Mexico*
Li zards Make Excellent Pets*
New York*
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right
To An Attorney...*
North Carolina*
Tobacco Is A Vegetable*
North Dakota*
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!*
Ohio*
At Least We're Not Michigan* **
Ok! lahoma*
Like The Play, But No Singing*
Oregon*
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner*
Pennsylvania*
Cook Wi th Coal*
Rhode Island*
We're Not REALLY An Island*
South Carolina*
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender* Yet
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South Dakota*
Closer Than North Dakota*
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Tennessee*
The Edyoocashun State*
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Texas*
Se Hablo Ingles *
Utah*
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus*
Vermont*
Ay, Yep*
Virginia*
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?*
Washington*
We have more rain than you do*
West Virginia*
One Big Happy Family... Really!*
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Wisconsin*
Come Cut The Cheese!*
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Wyoming*
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
:giggle: If that isn't the truth I don't know what is. :giggle:
At Least We're Not Michigan
and proud
i'll give you a $%#@ motto!
I'll Drink to that!!!! :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:
North Carolina*
Tobacco Is A Vegetable*
(http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/gifs/lol.gif)
That one's pretty good! If it wasn't for tobacco this state would be flat broke.
"Send me yer Federal tax dollars, my car needs it, hahaha...
some wiseass here decided to petition the state govt a coupla years back to change the motto from the shw me state, to the cave state... :flame:
myself, I think we should be called the tornader state, but then again, we've had it easy this year from the things.
over 25 last may alone :bs:
:flip: OSU is better! Go Ohio!
Kentucky*
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names*
:hick: :giggle:
Utah*
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus as a mornman I find this alttile bit offensive, BUt I see that it is all in good fun.
Another one for Oregon,
The no-Sun state.
What you think im saying
UM can stuff it