Winter Classes for Women
AT THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday January 28, 2010
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTINTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
F*cking Classic LMFAO
:rollin::rollin::rollin:
hahaha
It's funny because it's true
lmao it's more true than funny.. and it's pretty funny hahahahah
It's funny.... because it was made simple so men could understand it. :rolling:
pfft
Good enough for me to send to my wife. I like it!!
X2. This is "must read' material.
Angel,you KNOW,deep down,that a lot of that IS true. All you have to do is take the first step and admit it. Admitting it is the first step to recovery....c'mon,we're here for you.
Theirs no way this is fiction, It's to true.
just awesome lol
Hahaha! That's awsome! I wouldn't mind paying for my wife to take some of thoe courses! Especially the parking one! :D
Ahh Vinnie.... thanks.... and maybe someday you will realize that women only act this way because it makes you men feel superior... we do it for you really... to make you feel good. But deep down, we all know that women just aren't that stupid. ;)
One day a man asked God "Why did you make women so beautiful?"
God answered" So you will love them"
Then he asked God, "Why did you make them act so stupid?"
God answered, "So that they will love you."
:D ;)
haaaa.. not funny lol
theres an ounce of truth to that i have to admit,,
yeah.. but the bigger truth is some women still don't understand it :rollin: