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Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Post by: the_intimidator03 on December 28, 2009, 12:18:26 AM
a little late but what the hey. enjoy


1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8 . Full Personality Disorder-- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13. Social Anxiety Disorder --- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Post by: jandmmustangs on December 28, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
LMFAO:rollin:
Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Post by: LittleAngel1198 on December 28, 2009, 09:02:28 AM
You forgot the other half of number 5...

Depression-Undeck the halls...the walls...the house...the lawn.......



(My son is Bipolar.... we;ve been through this. lol)
Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Post by: vinnietbird on December 28, 2009, 04:34:30 PM
THAT is funny stuff !!!
Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Post by: tbirdsps on December 28, 2009, 06:15:33 PM
:mad: You people are scaring me.  Are you watching me too?  Who was that?...Stop saying that!  Stop it!
Title: Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Post by: Cougar8775 on December 29, 2009, 11:16:23 AM
Hurry we all need to hide! The govt is watching us! I swear!  What was that.....