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Title: So any one else see something wrong with this picture?
Post by: 20th anny 5.o on April 16, 2005, 08:18:13 PM
When did my car start to grow Fur????
Title: Re: So any one else see something wrong with this picture?
Post by: Bird351 on April 16, 2005, 08:20:06 PM
Kinda reminds me of the cat we lost a couple years back.. gray and black stripes.
Title: Re: So any one else see something wrong with this picture?
Post by: 20th anny 5.o on April 16, 2005, 08:27:37 PM
We have had him for a while now we saved him 10 years ago from freezing to death, he sat by the heater for 2 days straight.
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Post by: Bird351 on April 16, 2005, 08:30:36 PM
Yeah, ours wandered up one day, many years ago.. visited when he felt like it.. wandered off a couple years ago and never came back.
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Post by: Dare on April 16, 2005, 08:50:52 PM
Yeah,  I've "had" cats that used to climb up in the engine,  or sleep on top of the tires.
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Post by: Bird351 on April 16, 2005, 08:52:56 PM
I just get snakes poking their heads up into the front of my '86.

(completely harmless black garden snakes, that I allow to live.. if they were anything more serious, I'd kill 'em.. I hate snakes, especially poisonous ones.. but the garden snakes can stay for pest control)
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Post by: Thunder Chicken on April 16, 2005, 09:55:26 PM
One of my cats was a stray - she showed up on Christmas Eve as a kitten and there was a storm coming, so I got guilted into keeping her. She is a real weird one - she hates everybody except me (she hides as soon as she hears somebody at the door) and she actually sits in the window and "clucks" at birds in the tree outside. And she can't go to sleep unless I'm holding her tail. As soon as I turn out the bedroom light she jumps on the bed and backs her arse up to me, wagging her tail until I grab and hold it. She then lies down, starts purring,  and goes to sleep. Very, very strange cat :crazy:
 
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or sleep on top of the tires

That reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever did to my (ex) girlfriend. She was a serious cat lover, and as such she also seemed to have extremely bad luck running cats over with her car. They seemed to throw themselves at her.
 
So one day her Tempo started making strange noises in the rear when she went over bumps, so I took it to work and put it on the hoist. There, all tangled up in the rear suspension of the car, was an extremely dead cat. I sprayed it out with a pressure washer. I then called her at her sister's house and told her what i found and heard "OHMIGOD! I Killed Sid" (Sid being our neighbour's cat), then "CLICK". I went back out into the shop and didn;t even make it as far as my bay when I was paged back to the phone. It was her sister, asking what I had said to her. I told her about the cat and she burst out laughing, and told me that my ex had simply hung up the phone, burst into tears, and left without a word.
 
So I leave work for the day and go home. She's not there, and that's when the evil idea occured. A rabbit hunting friend had given us a few rabbits, and they were out in the shed awaiting skinning/cleaning. I went to the shed, got a dead rabbit, and carefully draped it over her rear tire with the head hidden so it looked like a dead cat. I then went inside and awaited the fireworks.
 
I won't go into details about what happened when she saw that rabbit in her wheelwell, but let's just say the silent treatment lasted about a week :evilgrin:
Title: Re: So any one else see something wrong with this picture?
Post by: 1986Tbird on April 17, 2005, 12:17:29 AM
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o
When did my car start to grow Fur????

It would have been funnier if you said "When did my cat start to grow fur????"
Title: Re: So any one else see something wrong with this picture?
Post by: Dare on April 17, 2005, 01:41:15 AM
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That reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever did to my (ex) girlfriend.



Thats pretty good!  I once had this evil costomer I used to deliver to.  (old woman could do nothing but bitch)  I backed over her cat while I was leaving.  Squished the poor things head.  Well,  normaly I would have just driven off.  but I desided to have some fun.  I picked up the cat,  put it on her front porch with his head (or what was left of it)  Under the chair.  I'd love to have seen her reaction when she found it!  hahaha!

One time when I was younger.  My dad had the old 74 dodge swinger.  Well it had a nice big hole rusted in the floor and the firewall.  One day one of our cats had gotten into the car.  Dad went to take off and go to work.  He gets about half way past the yard when the car screeches to a stop.  The cat had gotten scared and scratched the shiznit out of his back  trying to get out!
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Post by: MasterBlaster on April 17, 2005, 06:19:19 AM
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When did my car start to grow Fur????
Maybe he heard that I had a rat living up in there, and he went looking for dinner?
Title: Re: So any one else see something wrong with this picture?
Post by: 20th anny 5.o on April 17, 2005, 04:48:43 PM
LOL yeah he hangs around in the computer room quite a bit so he probably heard of your bumper fiasco you nuked that rat.