http://norfolk.craigslist.org/sys/1360078535.html
Since the ad will probably get deleted...
I am looking to trade my girlfriend, for your netbook. Any brand name is fine. She's generally a decent GF and hot as hell, I've just had her about a bajillion times and figured I could get more excitement out of a new netbook. She's kinda pissed at me right now, so she'd prolly not put up much of a fight. Drop a couple beers down her and you're golden. She really freaky and up for whatever, so you're guaranteed a great time (that is until you get tired of her). She's also outfitted with NuvaRing, so no pull-out needed! Shes loaded!
NOTE: Local trade ONLY! I will NOT ship her anywhere!
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Nice guy....
i was considering this since i have a netbook and currently sans girlfriend untill i read the part about the nuvaring.
oh well, maybe better luck with the next one
Gayle (my wife) wouldn't agree to that.I'm happy with my own girl.
This old fart had to look up what a NuvaRing was and as I see it, no different than a pill? What the deal? I bet after posting this that he is not getting any so he does not have ot worry about it.
Anyway I had the same women for 26 years and I'm more than happy with her. But if this one can cook and clean I would trade my notebook for her. But I would most likely end up paying for her to go to college like my other three kids.
TED