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Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: V8Demon on May 20, 2009, 12:14:23 PM
http://www.somalicruises.com/

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Welcome to Somali Cruises

It's like a safari, only better

"Safari" is the Swahili word for adventure and that's just what we have in store for you.

We sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. We encourage you to bring your 'High powered weapons' along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons of your own, you can rent them on the boat.

Don't miss the boat
limited time offer

The boat departs from Mombasa (Kenya) and docks at Djibouti harbor (in Djibouti).
Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 29 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice.

Itinerary
Our guarantee
We guarantee adventure

We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money back, including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur, we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed s side to attract attention.



:rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin::rollin:
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: baxo on May 20, 2009, 02:17:00 PM
LMAO that's awesome!!! Who wants to go? I'm in!
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: MexCougar on May 20, 2009, 04:51:17 PM
WOW! I´m speechless...I guess i would go with this for close range:(http://www.hk94.com/images/aa12shotgun.jpg)

And one of these for long range....yes, i want the one with the grenade launcher...

(http://www.equipamientomilitar.com/tienda_militar/images/steyr_aug.jpg)

Which gun will you carry guys?
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: Innes on May 20, 2009, 10:44:31 PM
BYOW
bwing your own weapons
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: tireshredder on May 21, 2009, 12:21:21 AM
Can't resist.

Rem 700 .270
Custom 6.8mm SPC AR-15
SA XD45 Compact

Either it's fake, or someone is one hell of an entrepreneur.
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: ipsd on May 21, 2009, 12:30:55 AM
Sounds like some fun. Even might get some target practice. Sounds Like Mack and Zak would be along for the ride. Poppin pirates sound like fun to them too!

Stuckman
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: 86XR7project on May 21, 2009, 08:52:27 AM
I'm in! I call the M-16 and Barret M-107!
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: tireshredder on May 21, 2009, 09:40:20 AM
Maybe we could get a group rate?  It'd be a good alternative to CatJam.
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: 85TBird5ltr on May 21, 2009, 10:30:29 AM
Well im in=]  sounds like one hell of a good time. How many do we get to shoot apiece?????
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: 86XR7project on May 21, 2009, 05:02:58 PM
God, we're sick......
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: DVP on May 24, 2009, 04:14:24 AM
Straight to hell
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: V8Demon on May 24, 2009, 07:30:55 AM
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Straight to hell


Looks like I'm drivin'  :hick:
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: 86XR7project on May 24, 2009, 08:07:21 AM
Quote from: V8Demon;274027
Looks like I'm drivin'  :hick:


I call shotgun! :rollin:
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: DVP on May 25, 2009, 04:59:05 AM
Ill wave when I pass you guys on the way there.
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: V8Demon on May 25, 2009, 07:25:17 AM
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Ill wave when I pass you guys on the way there.


Yes, prepare everything for my arrival young minion :evilgrin:
Title: Wanna go on a cruise?
Post by: 85TBird5ltr on May 25, 2009, 10:38:12 AM
Oh btw how long is this cruise gonna be?  i wanna make it back in time for ford carlisle. having one of those lil butt pirates drapped across my hood should give me some kinda points with the judging=]
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