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Title: Jesus wrecks his speedboat
Post by: Turbo 88 on December 22, 2008, 09:56:35 PM
After flipping his speedboat,
'Jesus'
quickly leaves the scene before his Father finds out!
Title: Jesus wrecks his speedboat
Post by: 20thanniver-ls on December 22, 2008, 10:39:10 PM
Looks like its gonna be a hard landing for that guy
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Post by: Cougar5.0 on December 22, 2008, 11:44:11 PM
His helmut seems to be in an "odd" place - did this guy survive this or is this a picture of someone dying?
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Post by: Beau on December 23, 2008, 11:18:14 AM
Looks like one of his shoes got knocked off, too...
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Post by: ZondaC12 on December 23, 2008, 11:42:59 AM
I'd like to know why a hydroplane is open and without the safety cell that usually comes out intact no matter how whipped around the boat actually gets...
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Post by: lakenheath24 on December 23, 2008, 01:02:25 PM
BAHAHAHA. that's freaking hilarious.  (the caption that is)
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Post by: Chuck W on December 23, 2008, 01:25:28 PM
Quote from: Cougar5.0;248566
His helmut seems to be in an "odd" place - did this guy survive this or is this a picture of someone dying?



http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23734068-2,00.html

He survived....after he washiznit by the other boat...
Title: Jesus wrecks his speedboat
Post by: Turbo 88 on December 23, 2008, 02:57:54 PM
Thanks for posting the link to the story. I really had no idea what happened to the guy. Just got the email and thought it was to funny to not pass along
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Post by: 50tbrd88 on December 23, 2008, 05:45:21 PM
thats one lucky s.o.b.
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Post by: Cougar5.0 on December 23, 2008, 10:07:15 PM
Quote from: Chuck W;248615
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23734068-2,00.html

He survived....after he washiznit by the other boat...


Wow, I thought it looked like the other boat was gonna clip him - holy friggin'  that dude is one lucky . Perhaps Jesus was with him - lol.
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Post by: Thunder Chicken on December 23, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
Getting ejected from a hydroplane would not fit my definition of "lucky"...
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Post by: ZondaC12 on December 23, 2008, 11:13:09 PM
Every time I see pictures or videos like that I can't believe people continue to race 'em....you wouldn't catch me DEAD in one of those at 150 mph or whatever they run...and I mean no humor by that statement....just can't think of any idiom besides that to use here lol...I dunno...think I've made my point.
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Post by: Cougar5.0 on December 23, 2008, 11:44:53 PM
Quote from: Thunder Chicken;248663
Getting ejected from a hydroplane would not fit my definition of "lucky"...


@ 100+ MPH, getting hit by another one moving at that speed and surviving? That's horseshoe up the a$$ lucky IMO...
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Post by: yellow86coogr on December 24, 2008, 11:34:04 AM
I do not believe in luck. That is plain wild. The caption was perfect and funny, and maybe Jesus was with him. You never know. I've been in a serious car accident myself, but that sure does not curtail me from wanting to race. You can die at 20 mph just as well as 150 mph.
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Post by: 50tbrd88 on December 24, 2008, 01:04:48 PM
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Getting ejected from a hydroplane would not fit my definition of "lucky"...


I'll bet if you ask him he'd tell you he was lucky.  There have been people killed in minor fender benders and this dude survives something like that...I'd say he shiznits 4 leaf clovers.
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Post by: Turbo 88 on December 24, 2008, 05:28:32 PM
I tend to agree. Being ejected from one hydro, then being slammed by another before crashing into water at (probably) 100 miles an hour and LIVING through it is being pretty lucky.
Title: Jesus wrecks his speedboat
Post by: Carpimp1987 on December 26, 2008, 12:15:58 AM
Jesus would just walked off on to the water and not Ran.