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General => Lounge => Topic started by: oldraven on November 23, 2008, 08:51:09 AM

Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: oldraven on November 23, 2008, 08:51:09 AM
http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1976-Chevrolet-Corvette-W0QQAdIdZ75744367

This might be the worst thing I've ever seen.

(http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i19/08/k/000/7c/8c/a09f_20.JPG)

(http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i9/02/k/000/7c/8c/a0ec_20.JPG)

(http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i17/03/k/000/7c/8c/a126_20.JPG)

This is listed in Halifax. I thought this kind of thing only happened in Mexico.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: 50tbrd88 on November 23, 2008, 09:24:15 AM
Could they add any more scoops or vents to the hood area?  And whats with the roll bar thingy?  That looks like a product of the '80's and a forerunner to todays "ricer" scene.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: daboss351 on November 23, 2008, 10:54:13 AM
o come on you just made me puke up my breakfast
 stuff that ugly should come with a warning label
Im a hardcore ford guy, but why do that to a NICE YEAR VETTE!!
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Thunder Chicken on November 23, 2008, 11:29:45 AM
That kind of thing doesn't happen in Halifax, Oldraven - the ad is likely a fraud. Can't really see the plates, but they're not Nova Scotia plates (they look kinda like Ontario).

Sure is ugly tho...
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: daboss351 on November 23, 2008, 12:07:02 PM
ill give him my blue mark for it, then pull the drivetrain and burn the rest
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Turbo 88 on November 23, 2008, 01:03:39 PM
Oh

My

GAWD!
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: LumpyCheeseman on November 23, 2008, 01:22:18 PM
front dont look bad, other than the excess ventage, the back is where he f***ed up
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Beau on November 23, 2008, 01:55:39 PM
Here's hoping it has a monster under the hood, because i'll contend that all that plastic/urethane/whatever the shiznit is must add another thousand pounds to it.

Wouldn't matter though, nobody would want to race it because of it's hidiousness or else they'd be so busy laughing they couldn't drive in the first place...
Let's throw rotten goose eggs at it and see if it crawls away...?
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: mywifeskitty on November 23, 2008, 01:59:20 PM
reminds me of the movie corvette summer
with mark hamill.... that was an ugly vet too:punchballs:
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: 20th anny 5.o on November 23, 2008, 03:12:21 PM
we have some guy around toledo who has the same year corvette but he has wings all over it even on the hood:disappoin.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: 20thanniver-ls on November 23, 2008, 05:12:08 PM
it looks like a transformer im just waiting for it to sprout wings with rockets and fly away...
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: ZondaC12 on November 23, 2008, 06:19:20 PM
I saw the first picture and only really looked at the front end. I thought "oh jeez...well hmm not as bad as the one from Corvette Summer", scroll down...rear end....."oh GOD NO it IS!" :hick:
 
I really would like to know how these individuals come up with such ideas....
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Thunder Chicken on November 23, 2008, 07:36:32 PM
The first time I saw Corvette Summer I loved that car...

...of course, I was six...
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: 5.0 tbird on November 23, 2008, 08:03:20 PM
That's the car from 1980's Bingeing on Crack all Corvette Summer.

It's the sequel where the Corvette gets stolen again and repainted by thieves high on crack. But instead of wasting the whole summer looking for the Corvette, Ken takes the insurance money and buys a new 1983 Turbo Coupe. :hick:
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: FLSTCI71 on November 23, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
The only good thing is at least it was only a vette and he didn't do that to a nice car, like a Turbo Coupe!
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: bhazard on November 23, 2008, 09:13:09 PM
Uhhh those vettes had like, 150hp 350's. Nothing exciting there. Worst vettes ever. My festiva could hang with one.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Beau on November 23, 2008, 11:16:46 PM
it's like a car wreck, I just can't tear my eyes off of it...at least the first pic has some decent women to look at though...

I really can't get over the ass end of that car....if I saw that thing on the road, I'd probably call the FAA and report a downed jet or some such. looks hideous. probably has to have load-rated tires to cope with the downforce AND the weight of that unholy monstrosity.
And here i thought the majority of folks who stuck a 100 dollar pep boys wing on the back of mom's civic were overkill...words fail me from this point on. :toilet:
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Turbo 88 on November 23, 2008, 11:28:27 PM
Probably creates so much drag the top speed has been reduced to 50mph:rollin:
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: yellow86coogr on November 24, 2008, 12:42:06 AM
The whole car is a little overdone and to each his own. I liked it to a degree, but, uhm, when I saw the rear of the  car.........well.........um.........uh..........I like wings and stuff, but uh........well........uh........oh my. It just looks painful.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: ~AC on November 24, 2008, 03:34:41 AM
when he got the car, he as in the home made fiberglass guru, prolly didnt have a single part of that car that was straight.  3 wings?  LOVE the luggage rack.  ever seen one wreck?  they unpeal like an onion.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: Carpimp1987 on November 24, 2008, 04:24:58 AM
The paint job and wheels look great but rest of the Vett has gone to hell and been reshaped to be a ugly old school POS.

Almost makes me want the smart car with some custom black wheels i saw on the used car lot...........please tell me the motor has got some overkill mods to make the money go round.
Title: 1976 Corvette Custom kijiji
Post by: oldraven on November 24, 2008, 06:16:55 AM
Quote from: Carpimp1987;244526
..........please tell me the motor has got some overkill mods to make the money go round.


All I see is a chrome dress-up kit on an otherwise stock 350. He doesn't even mention the motor in the ad.

(http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i12/07/k/000/7c/8c/a321_20.JPG)