Saw this on another forum (Ford VS Chevy) and had to share it with you guys. A fine lesson in how to ruin a perfectly good 350Z:
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I'm diging the side exit exhaust :giggle:
I just threw up a little in my mouth
god tuners. We should rally and ship all the rice burners back to puppiesan!
you mean the fake ones lol :hick:
I like the front bumper antennae :D
Meh, to be truly blingilicious it needs more vents. He should put those same hood vents on the roof and doors. And those side exhausts, doesn't he know they need to be located on the doors? I do like the like how he used rain gutter as an airdam.
CURB FEELERS? What is this 1956? The poorly attached 1/4 window louvers....the just-as-poorly attached corrugated warehouse siding steel side skirts....my jaw is still hanging open.
"F8FUL-1" huh? Yeah that car is fated alright, and not well. :rollin:
I suspect this person doesn't think these stick-ons look good. I wonder if they are wal-marting the hell out of this car for some strange purpose or statement - almost like a Family Guy approach to making a mockery of broke-ass ricers with no taste.
A 'normal' person has to be on mind-altering medication to think that actually looks remotely decent.
I thought it was until I saw the curb feelers,then,I knew the owner meant business.
im trading the bird for that, so be nice!
Well,you know,admitting you have a problem is the first step to overcoming it.
wasnt that the lead car in the gay pride parade last week?
It was probably the CAUSE of the gay parade.
I dunno, gays are all about style, and no self-respecting gay man would let something so monumentally ugly anywhere near a pride parade...
I think the "ground effects" are stick-on baseboard, like you'd see in a public shiznitter...
What, no home made sunroof. LOL
I got an old awning window I can donate
I thought the "ground effects" was the rubber from a worn tire ,painted in white....
Hilarious....
It looks like a bumper strip on a loading dock. Gaggable.
How's this one, guys? I saw this on another board this morning and this thread seemed like the best place to put it.
It starts off looking cheezy, but with redeeming qualities. It
starts that way.....
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[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]And now the good stuff![/SIZE][/COLOR]
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Holy mother of imposters batman. We should thank the guy who built that car by giving him a short piece of rope and leading him to a tall tree. I think if I look up the definition of wrong on wikipedia it should have a picture of that red car.
Well, now, I do believe I've just about seen everything. A back-halved FWD shiznitcan with a dummy rear axle. Bet dragging those 15-inch-wide tires around does wonders for trap speed and E/T. Good job he's got those wheelie bars on there...
OMG sums it up for me..:toilet:
I thought they ruined the 350Z by building it? This guy should have worked on that project...
Are there outlets on that flexible electrical conduit?
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I dont know whether to laugh, put my fist through the wall next to me, or cry as hard as possible. I want to do all at the same time. As soon as I saw the fatties....I suddenly had faith. I really did. I thought, WOW this is cooooooool. Possibly he didnt stuff a good ol V8 in there but this is a genuinely BUILT car, built RIGHT. This guy should be bought a beer.
Then I saw the axle. I'll revise my statement.....This guy should be bought a gigantic beer spiked with the strongest laxative possible. :mad:
That vehicle has pissed me off the most out of every abomination I've seen. Go sit in the corner.
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dude.
Wow, this thread keeps getting stranger by the post.
what's next, a hot air balloon with dual exhaust.
I thought my brother was strange, painting all his interior parts, neon green.
The Z car...wow...that POS should be shot...and so should the owner.
EPIC. Fail.
The Celica...pffft...
real cars are rear drive ;)
Courtesy of The Internet Archive...
http://web.archive.org/web/20060101050351/http://www.beaterz.com/
It's a shame this site isn't up anymore, it was a classic. Click on "One liners" for some funny stuff, then move on to "Reviews". Just classic.
Like this example of automotive genius: :rollin:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060504062223/www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/100022_chain_link_tiburon.htm
wow celica FTMFL.
Zonda, is there a website to generate these posters?
Actually, somebody did that years ago with a Tempo (that was still FWD). Guy took it on the power tour like every year. I never really got it, but whatever.
Oh, and- I really have to wonder if an old dude owns that 350Z? I've noticed that old guys seem to have an affinity for any stick on/bolt on parts they can buy out of catalogs. Not sure why though.
i remember that tempo! it was yellow and purple right?
it would have been cool with a 351 or something stuff the right way and not front wheel drive, but oh well.
and as for 350 z's these are just lame, i'd love to burn that rice with my bird.
350Z's are awesome. 305 horse from a n/a 3.5L V6. As a T-bird owner, you should know that's impressive, for a V6. How much horsepower does the average 3.8L make? 7?
I know what you mean with the old guys, red LX. Any older man with a shiny pickup and a few pension dollars to burn will buy anything that needs no more than wood screws or 3M to apply.
not enough. I saved a link to a RWD Probe somewhere that was done up really good.
Yep I made that one here http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php :D enjoy!
I'm still looking for the "redeeming qualities".
the bodykit looks to be made of toiletpaper and drywall mud
Tubbed rear, big fat rear D/R's, skinny's on the front, parachute, wheelie bars. From the right angle, those are redeeming qualities.
Maybe he just ain't got so far as to stick in a narrowed 9" and a real engine...? lol
Let's pray that that is the case, and someone took photos too early!
Perfect and good are not the words that come to my mind discussing a "Z". I hate ricers
....... yeah, that's kind of the point of posting it.
'That' Z is rice. Z's in and of themselves are the farthest thing from rice. They're sports cars and good ones, with the best V6 money can buy today.
Am I a moron, or is it just everyone else? I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days. :rolleyes:
couldnt have put it better myself :flip:
J/K
Z's are for single over the hill idiots that think they are still cool. we have an older guy in town with one that drives around like he is Mark Martin, triing to look cool.
as for the best rice? that aint it... try the Supra, or the Skyline.... you could order the skyline with a 1000Hp straight 6! :bowdown:
Here's one for you....
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I think it's hott.
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I personally know plenty of 20 somethings who drive 300ZX's and 350Z's. The car looks good and goes like stink.
Wait. Are you one of those people that thinks anything Asian is Rice? Stock Z's can't be rice... they're stock. Performance tuned Z's aren't either, unless the owner also has a horrible sense of style and ruins the looks.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rice
rice
Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. (R.I.C.E.)Parts put on cars to make them look fast, when they have no internal tuning, and are actually slow as hell. Parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake "coffee can" exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vynils. Sometimes parts are do-it-yourself installed and are basically duct taped to the car. Most commonly known for being done to Honda Civics, but can also be done to slow domestic vehicles, such as a Chevy Cavalier, etc.
"Yo dog, did you see the Civic that guy was rollin' in? it was so rice."
"This guy's got nothin' under the hood, it's just rice. Smoke him."
"What a riceboy, I bet he thinks his neon adds 50 bhp!"
So these two cars are as definitive of rice as Carpimp's original ride.:mullet:
Wow, now that's the best definition yet - I like how it leaves out the Asian aspect of it and puts it into proper perspective.
You know how much you would incur in importing charges, then someone has to tear everything apart in that car to make sure some foreign mold is not making its way into the united states. I have always loved the z series especially the Datsun 240 2+2 badass cars.
Importing RHD cars from puppiesan is actually cheaper than buying locally, even with the cost of transport (I don't know how long that will work, with fuel rising so fast). The laws over there for car ownership make it next to impossible to keep and drive an older car. They unload them on North Americans for next to nothing, because taxes are killing them, then buy something new. I bet the automakers love that.
That only applies to Canada, though. We can import anything 15 years or older with no problems, whether it meets Canadian regs or not. Americans don't have that luxury - anything they import has to meet US emissions and safety standards.
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