i pulled up today to get some gas for my bird i filled up and went inside to pay, well i came back out and theres a orange peel on the roof of my car!!! i look behind me and theres a kid fillin up his ricer eatin an orange and smilen. now had it just been him there i would have laid him out but he had 3 freinds in his car and i dont know how many of them it would have takin to woop my a$$.......... but i knew how many they was gonna use, you know that really is a handy peice of info to have anyway if you would like to complain about the any other experiences with the great human race i wouldnt mind hearin um'
(This smilly was in my head at the time :flame: )
you shoulda walked up, smiled, punched em in the throat, then when he's on the groud gasping for air, pull the gas nozzle out and pour gas all over em. then light em up. he won't throw any orange peels after that ;)
and good job rippin off Ron White :p
I agree. you should have gone over there, and ..... "Get er done" :hick: Didn't bring your truck witchyaditchya. :tg:
filling up the car and eating an orange only fits one sterotype.
and being kids to boot,, gezz.
thats y i keep an equalizer in the car with me just for such incedents
(http://members.tccoa.com/phyxius/equalizer.jpg)
Why only stop with battery and attempted murder..?
well i consedered stuffin that orange down his throat with my fist but this would have all been video taped by the gas station and then my baby would have gone to impound dont want that happenen
P.S. thanks for noticen the ripoff i try so hard.... :hick:
Meh. Orange peel didn't hurt your car. Yeah it was rude of the guy but what can you do? Throw away the peel, ignore the jerk, and get on with life.
Patience. Just wait. Sounds like the type of person who will just do something really stupid to himself or his car. You might even get to see it. I guess he lives close since you guys were getting gas at the same place. Wait till he eventually turns that car of his into a heaping wreck, take pictures of it, find out where he lives, and mail him a copy of the picture every day for like 50 days :D
LMAO! now that's revenge!
One word "Karma" what goes around comes around. Someday, he will get into a accident, or a fender bender, or someone will sleep with his girl friend, hopefully, at that moment, he will remember you.
Don't forget to include an orange peel in the envelope. :)
oh yes that put a smile on my face to think of that, i will remeber to include an orange peel to
Take orange peel, go up to guy, remove gas nozzle, shove peel in tank. If him and his friends get roudy I wouldve kicked their asses... but I dont think you're 6'6" and 375lbs...
I think that would've depended on my mood, but more than likely I wouldve crammed that peel down his throat, pulled out my knife and put into the sidewall of all the tires. I dont give a shyt, no lil pen 15sukr is gonna do some shiznit like that to me in front of his gay buddies to be cute. He would've never even thought about doin that shyt by himself!
Sorry to ruin all the macho tough-guy talk.. but in every "I'd have done this" story, the story is ruined if even one of those four guys has a gun. I don't care how big and bad-ass you might be.. if the other guy is armed and doesn't give a , it means nothing.
Frankly, unless I am similarly armed as my opponent(s) might be, (and I wouldn't be.. one of the reasons my only firearm is a *very* large rifle is that it prevents me from just tossing it in the car.. keeps me from possibly doing anything really stupid in response to someone else's stupid chit) I get in the car and keep on going. My life is worth more to me than a little chunk of my pride that no one else in the world would notice missing.
I agree with Bird351. I would be severely mad, but I would just mind my own business and leave. It's true that you never know what those in the car could be up to. It's just not worth it. Now if they did something to physically damage my car, I would have to have a talk with them.
and that is why little punk a$$ kids think they can get away with everything... live in fear and you'll always be walked on.
Part of me thinks that some of the people who would consider outrageous things like dousing the punk kids in gasoline and setting them on fire over something as stupid as an orange peel probably deserve what they'd get out of it. A stay at the Gray Bar Motel, anyone?
Oh boy.....It's getting HOT in here..... :flame: :flame: :hick:
I'm sure this kid and his idiot friends are not even worth a second thought. Obviously they have nothing better to do with the car that one had bought FOR him and not BY him. Like I said before he'll do something stupid. Just a matter of time ;)
No, you're wrong because about.com says so!
Sorry, I couldn't resist. :p
LOL! Guess I had THAT comin.... :rollin:
funny how some people can't take a sarcastic joke :disappoin
So, three or four acts of attempted murder is a joke? Sorry, I don't see the punchline. You shoulda stuck to hitting on Crystal over her pics.. stand-up comedy isn't your strong point.
yes, it is a joke, because it was meant in jest. god, you're worse than dominator :rolleyes:
there, I even modified my sig for you. , some people need to loosen up around here...
Did it ever occur to you that maybe it wasn't funny to begin with?
did it ever occur to you that it wasn't necessarily meant to be funny?
A joke, but not meant to be funny.. ok, lay off the crack, please.
Um, do we need to bring out this guy? :locked:
Yes! :locked: :locked: :locked: