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Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: oldraven on April 04, 2008, 03:33:15 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/27/wwombat127.xml

"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all."

Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: ZondaC12 on April 04, 2008, 04:13:06 PM

At first I thought this was one of those satirical "fake news" sites.

What said that to me was "guilty of wasting police time" which he DID but I didn't think there was a charge called that. :giggle: I gotta hand it to him he is funny. Still....*Redd Forman voice* "Dumbass!!!"

Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: cougarXLS on April 05, 2008, 11:13:26 AM

"Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.."
:laughing:

What a nice, pleasant way to say ALCOHOLIC! :hick:

:cheers:

Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: billboehm on April 05, 2008, 01:03:30 PM

hasn't anybody told the wombat that pulling out is not a valid method of contraception?

Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: Thunder Chicken on April 05, 2008, 05:44:46 PM

I wonder if that's how Brittney Spears ended up British...

Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: cougarXLS on April 06, 2008, 11:16:47 AM

:rollin: :giggle: :laughing: :laughing: :giggle: :rollin:

Title: Man said 'Wombat Rape' led to accent change
Post by: 20th anny 5.o on April 06, 2008, 08:12:55 PM

Quote from: oldraven

"I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out.

and thats the funniest thing i have heard.

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