Title: Sweet merciful , why didn't I think of this???
Post by: tc² on November 12, 2007, 11:12:33 PM
lol the guy's trying to hide his awesome invention so no one else will steal it
"How do I get the CFI aircleaner to fit in a way that hides this plumbing?"
Title: Sweet merciful , why didn't I think of this???
Post by: grutinator on November 12, 2007, 11:17:47 PM
There are still a few things I need to work out: 1) How do I get the CFI aircleaner to fit in a way that hides this plumbing? 2) Does anyone make a V-band clamp that will bolt an exhaust header to a CFI throttle body? 3) What pinion angle should I use in my rear-end? I’m sure there will be a noticeable difference in torque output.
1-hes wants to clean exhaust fumes huh? sound slike he needs a cat in between the header and the intake, lol. NEVER though i'd say that, EVER
2- you can buy those at any local parts store of course...they just keep those hidden in the super-secret back room.
3- i think he'll make more torque then those guys runnin them sweet electric turbo's. i'd be scared to have that much power. seriously, i would.
i cant belive someone like that had enough brains to know how to type that out. or breath for that matter. somebody deserves a cookie
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Post by: Thunder Chicken on November 12, 2007, 11:22:28 PM
What I'm guessing is that he actually tried it, but messed up the plumbing and connected the exhaust to the HVAC air intake. I mean, the guy's gotta be breathin' SOMETHING..
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Post by: thunderjet302 on November 12, 2007, 11:23:05 PM
Oh no.................:hick:
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Post by: HAVI on November 12, 2007, 11:27:03 PM
Brings a whole new definition to EGR.
On a side note, Germans are coming up with an engine that injects steam into the cylinders on every other stroke (opposite of a gas charged one) to create better fuel efficiency.
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Post by: billboehm on November 12, 2007, 11:34:47 PM
good god that is the dumbest thing i've EVER seen. where exactly is fresh air supposed to come from?
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Post by: daboss351 on November 12, 2007, 11:34:54 PM
I had a thing that explained this situation it had a picture of a ford symbol and said this is your brain then a chevy symbol and said this is your brain on drugs any question
that sums it all up, drugs are bad, makes you buy shiznitty chevys, and have stupid ideas for them.
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Post by: Beau on November 12, 2007, 11:39:38 PM
Quote from: daboss351;187352
that sums it all up, drugs are bad, makes you buy shiznitty chevys, and have stupid ideas for them.
It's the drugs that makes an idiot do that to a chevy (or any other vehicle) lol
his vette was probably decent till he took ownership of it... then again...why are such people even allowed to breed!?
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Post by: billboehm on November 13, 2007, 12:06:09 AM
he should be immediately castrated. give his balls a summary execution! where's my hedgeclippers?!
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Post by: Carl on November 13, 2007, 12:27:36 AM
This man probably eats his own when he's hungry too.
Unlimited food supply!!!!! AHAHAHHA
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Post by: Punisher on November 13, 2007, 12:33:57 AM
i was JUST about to link this, here is another one!!!
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Post by: Carpimp1987 on November 13, 2007, 12:43:04 AM
Omg i never have even laughed about a 25 pound bag of sand much less i can't stop laughing about it
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Post by: SSX on November 13, 2007, 01:09:03 AM
I saw this on Jalopnik earlier today and thought of posting it here. I'm thinking he just wants attention and isn't serious, but I could be wrong. Makes me proud to be a Nebraskan with profound thinkers like that (if he's serious)
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Post by: Beau on November 13, 2007, 01:22:18 AM
good thing the guy didn't get told to bore out his block with a drill bit...God only knows what he woulda effed up doing THAT.
On the other hand...at least it wasn't a :birdsmily: :evilgrin: Surely as hell below, someone CAN'T be stupid enough to pour sand into their engine!? I mean, I knew a kid that put WD-40 on his rear brake shoes 'cuz they squealed...but sand...c'mon...anybody that dumb wouldn't (or shouldn't) remember how to breathe (hopefully)
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Post by: cougrrr302 on November 13, 2007, 02:11:56 AM
And to think Keith, myself and a few other lucky board members live amongst these "geniouses".
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Post by: Carpimp1987 on November 13, 2007, 02:56:16 AM
Texas we only put Nos and Cement in a cheap chevy 350 and spray the hell out of it.
Maybe its a honda thing get your buddy to put sand in his ride so you can save gas and still some how be in 1st place at the end of a 1/4mile track.
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Post by: Innes on November 13, 2007, 07:12:42 AM
Which guy is dumb and who’s dumber It’s before 7am in my house and I’m reading these 2post and laughing out loud. I think I woke my wife and kid.
Thread #1 my man is serious he even made a picture and it sounds like his friend jay tried stopping him from embarrassing himself. What vette runs a 15.2?
Thread #2 reason 1 you don’t lesson to Honda idiots, I can’t believe he got ½ of a 25 lb bag of sand in the car before he started having problems. He needs a :nutkick: . Oh wait he used sandblasters sand to make it smooth how bout I kick him and take his sand my neighbor can use it.
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Post by: cougarcragar on November 13, 2007, 07:26:43 AM
Quote from: SSX;187369
I'm thinking he just wants attention and isn't serious, but I could be wrong.
I agree. I saw this thread a few days ago from another forum. It just seems like a big joke, especially when you look at his replies in the thread.
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Post by: oldraven on November 13, 2007, 08:06:11 AM
Quote from: daboss351;187352
I had a thing that explained this situation it had a picture of a ford symbol and said this is your brain then a chevy symbol and said this is your brain on drugs any question
that sums it all up, drugs are bad, makes you buy shiznitty chevys, and have stupid ideas for them.
Yes, because Ford fanboys never make stupid decisions or come up with idiotic ideas. Except the ones ending with 'So I decided to buy the Mustang'. Have you ever been on Turboford?
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Post by: P71 on November 13, 2007, 02:03:21 PM
Amen oldraven, amen.
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Post by: daboss351 on November 13, 2007, 02:39:48 PM
Quote from: oldraven;187386
Yes, because Ford fanboys never make stupid decisions or come up with idiotic ideas. Except the ones ending with 'So I decided to buy the Mustang'. Have you ever been on Turboford?
EH true. And no I havn't.
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Post by: tbirdsps on November 13, 2007, 03:20:17 PM
Tha mistake was that he shooda only hook'd up jus 2 from ether side than he wooda left sum space for tha good aer. tha thang wont work with jus bad aer.
hes write tho. yer dont need one of thos terbo thangs nor a supper charger.
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Post by: billboehm on November 13, 2007, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: oldraven;187386
Yes, because Ford fanboys never make stupid decisions or come up with idiotic ideas. Except the ones ending with 'So I decided to buy the Mustang'. Have you ever been on Turboford?
Be nice now. they're our retarded cousins. would you make fun of your retarded cousin?
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Post by: Blown306Cougar on November 13, 2007, 09:13:58 PM
Quote from: Punisher;187365
i was JUST about to link this, here is another one!!!
well.. i guess he won't need to bore and hone the cylinder walls for the rebuild.. he allready did it... if their is any cylinder walls left..:rollin:
the guy with the vette is just a douche nozzle! on the other hand the guy with the 1.8 audi should get the rebuilder of the century award "the car won't make boost" LMFAO! y'a no kidding you just blasted all blades off the compressor! jack bag!:giggle:
Title: Sweet merciful , why didn't I think of this???
Post by: oldraven on November 13, 2007, 09:16:40 PM
Quote from: daboss351;187404
EH true. And no I havn't.
You're better off here, where the vultures don't bite as hard. ;)
I wouldn't make fun of them. They do such a good job of it on their own.
It really is a clown show over there.
Anyway, this guy is too stupid for words. It sounds like he's only seen a turbo from one angle, or on a stand. Freakin maroon.
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Post by: Punisher on November 13, 2007, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: tbirdsps;187407
Tha mistake was that he shooda only hook'd up jus 2 from ether side than he wooda left sum space for tha good aer. tha thang wont work with jus bad aer.
hes write tho. yer dont need one of thos terbo thangs nor a supper charger.
Can you please translate that into English for the rest of us??
Hooked on phonics, man. It works wonders.
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Post by: Beau on November 13, 2007, 09:36:22 PM
Quote from: Punisher;187443
Can you please translate that into English for the rest of us??
Hooked on phonics, man. It works wonders.
It's the current vernacular of this unholy phenomenon known as ricers....that's why we don't have any here...we killed all the s.o.b's. :hick:
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Post by: HAVI on November 13, 2007, 11:53:00 PM
What's a turbo??
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Post by: Beau on November 14, 2007, 01:23:32 AM
Quote from: HAVI;187468
What's a turbo??
Turbos blow! :fart: :hick:
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Post by: Carpimp1987 on November 14, 2007, 02:44:06 AM
look what i found on ebay everyone can now afford a fast and the furious car.
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Post by: Punisher on November 14, 2007, 04:04:02 AM
Quote from: FordTruckFreeek;187444
It's the current vernacular of this unholy phenomenon known as ricers....that's why we don't have any here...we killed all the s.o.b's. :hick:
HAHAH, I know ALL about ricers.......thats why my home-forum is http://www.ricekiller.com.
(the rice part in the name refers to said "ricers" not asian auto makes)
Yall should check it out sometime, awesome site. and i need some more cougar/thunderbird friends over there, Im the only one with a fox cougar on a 9000+ member site!
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Post by: V8Demon on November 14, 2007, 11:21:10 AM
The second one......I can't see that NOT being a joke.
As far as the first one.....NOW HE'S INTERCOOLED!
Quote from: The Nemesis_ZR2 from Nebraska GM Modern Muscle
Alright, Since JAY thought it would be SO FUNNY ( to you JAY) to post my idea all over the web before I got a chance to tweak it, I figured I’d take another stab at it.
Since everyone seems to think that it will run TOO HOT to be safe, I added some charge cooling to the design.
I didn’t want to do this since I have no idea how to fit it in my C4, let alone get the Crossfire air cleaner to hide everything. BUT, since my car has FACTORY RAM AIR (DON’T START. YOU KNOW IT DOES JAY!), I think I can just route some ducting from the ram air to the intercoolers. The intercoolers will probably just lay flat on the upper motor like on a Subaru. It was hard to draw it that way, though.
Though it will now cost more (2 intercoolers and probably 3x the V-band clamps), it should make the system even more efficient since I’ll get much cooler air in the motor. If it helps on turbos than it should help with my DEI, right?
In response to the HATERS ( this means you, “totheretardedvetteowner”), I already said I was going to lean everything way out so as to keep extra O2 to in the exhaust. The intercooler setup should remedy the ONLY LEGITIMATE shortcoming (hot gas) to my original design.
If you don’t like this, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: PISS ON A ROPE!
BTW, how does he even think would that thing would even start? Let alone run? Here's the new version:
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Post by: thunderjet302 on November 14, 2007, 11:26:57 AM
Quote from: Carpimp1987;187480
Even better ever see the movie TAXI anyone got a crown vic laying around
Hey Paul you guys should get some of those for the *work cars*;)
Quote from: V8Demon;187541
The second one......I can't see that NOT being a joke.
As far as the first one.....NOW HE'S INTERCOOLED!
BTW, how does he even think would that thing would even start? Let alone run? Here's the new version:
:screwy:
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Post by: Beau on November 14, 2007, 11:50:13 AM
I've got 2 things on my mind about this guy with the Vette, lol: #1 I think we're no better than he is, to keep bringing it up lmao j/k #2 give the sumbitch a Darwin Award, and then a bullet in the head, hopefully before he reproduces!
And that poor Vette...hope he doesn't do anything more than drive it. :beatyoass:
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Post by: oldraven on November 14, 2007, 12:06:13 PM
Has anyone gone to the trouble of explaining that exhaust gasses aren't routed back into the intake by a turbo? That there are two sides to a turbo? After seeing his intercooled design, I'm starting to feel sorry for him. It can't be easy living life that stupid.
Title: Sweet merciful , why didn't I think of this???
Post by: Beau on November 14, 2007, 12:14:16 PM
Quote from: oldraven;187565
Has anyone gone to the trouble of explaining that exhaust gasses aren't routed back into the intake by a turbo? That there are two sides to a turbo? After seeing his intercooled design, I'm starting to feel sorry for him. It can't be easy living life that stupid.
That brings to mind the phrase: "If ignorance is bliss, you must feel good all the time." I think that applies to this guy with the Vette :hick:
I think that with a tiny amount even of research, one could easily deduce how a turbo is only driven by the exhaust, not...for lack of better term...jam the exhaust back inside the engine.
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Post by: grutinator on November 14, 2007, 12:29:09 PM
now he just needs some nitrous, but where to put it? how about you rig the injectors to spray right into the header, THATS RIGHT, THE RED HOT HEADER. you know, so the nitrous gets some velicty going into the intake.
KABLAMO!
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Post by: tbirdsps on November 14, 2007, 01:38:09 PM
Just think of the possibilities. No need for lers or air filters. Zero emissions. Once you get it running there's no need for spark plugs. It ought to just keep running.
kinda like a perpetual motion thing going on.
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Post by: Punisher on November 14, 2007, 02:35:44 PM
Its The All-spark!!!
Watch out, this is how the transformers came about.......
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Post by: Jim_Miller on November 14, 2007, 04:51:58 PM
I think we should all be supportive and urge him to "by all means continue! " I’m really curious as to the actual results he would have and the cost to do such a modification. With any luck he has a video recorder for his “First Start” video.
Experience is the best teacher!
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Post by: Joe_T on November 14, 2007, 05:17:18 PM
that is too much.
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Post by: shame302 on November 14, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
its got to be a joke. remindsme of the thread going arond where the kid installed his NOS nossile in the frickin gas tank....if someone hasnt mentioned that already...
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Post by: V8Demon on November 14, 2007, 07:27:20 PM
On a side note, this is one of THE funniest things I've seen in a while: http://kalecoauto.com/
Read the Johnson Rod reviews. Hilarious!
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Post by: Beau on November 14, 2007, 08:06:06 PM
I can promise I won't send the g/f to town for "chin nuts" ;)