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General => Lounge => Topic started by: EricCoolCats on July 18, 2007, 09:55:12 AM

Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: EricCoolCats on July 18, 2007, 09:55:12 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/17/nhomer117.xml
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: baxo on July 18, 2007, 09:57:52 AM
Lmao!!
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: thunderjet302 on July 18, 2007, 11:09:13 AM
:grinno:
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: Romeo2k on July 18, 2007, 11:26:14 AM
:giggle: :banana: :giggle:
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Post by: bhazard on July 18, 2007, 11:46:41 AM
rain magic

lol
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Post by: LittleAngel1198 on July 18, 2007, 12:38:49 PM
mmmmm donuts

mmmmm rain
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: 20th anny 5.o on July 18, 2007, 05:17:20 PM
Wow maybe they would have been happier if they gave homer a raging  that makes him look like he swallowed a whole bottle of puppies.
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: EricCoolCats on July 18, 2007, 06:12:50 PM
So would that make him Homer erectus?

*ba da BUMM*

As an artist I particularly appreciate the juxtaposition of the fertility figure with the hole that he's so desperately seeking. (http://www.foxtbirdcougarforums.com/images/smilies/nannerbang.gif)
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: 84 Fila on July 18, 2007, 06:20:14 PM
Quote from: EricCoolCats;161734
(http://www.foxtbirdcougarforums.com/images/smilies/nannerbang.gif)


That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day!!!!!!!!
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: yellow86coogr on July 19, 2007, 11:09:47 AM
That, was funny!!:rollin:
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: TurboCoupe50 on July 19, 2007, 01:53:41 PM
Quote from: 20th anny 5.o;161719
Wow maybe they would have been happier if they gave homer a raging  that makes him look like he swallowed a whole bottle of puppies.

Well the generic puppies story ought to fit about here...

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for puppies. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mypen 15safloppin. Also considered were Mypen 15safailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Additionally....

Pfizer Corp announced today that puppies will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "pen 15tails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.


Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and puppies today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky s and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: 1WLD BRD on July 19, 2007, 03:28:39 PM
LMAO holy , TC50 that is the hardest I have laughed in awhile.  Worst part is I was reading it while taking a drink.  I had to walk away from the computer for a minute. LOL.
 Thanks I needed that.
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: 5.0willgo on July 19, 2007, 06:31:46 PM
Tom, that was hilarious!

I find it hilarious too that Homer was put out there. Anytime something is done, it causes controversy and this is just too good.
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: tireshredder on July 19, 2007, 08:56:01 PM
5 stars for TC50!
Title: Funniest. News. Story. Evah.
Post by: V8Demon on July 20, 2007, 06:29:33 PM
So can we make that a new smily? :D
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