Man, this week just sucks!
I was on a delivery, up this long as driveway. After delivering the pizza I deside to back into the yard to turn around. having no right sideview mirror and didn't wanna risk backing all the way down the drive way! Well, just my luck, I thought I was pulling on solid ground turned out to be ice! And the ice broke and I sank into the mud! So I get out leaving the car in drive. I can pick up the back of the car, but all the tire does is spin, and the front is sunk so bad I cant push it out. Thats when the guy who owns the house comes out to help. He pulls his Jimmy out and hooks onto my front swaybar. I walk around to the side to steer it. Now I assumed he was gonna pull me out of my rut and stop. He desides to pull me out and onto the driveway! A driveway that is at a 45 degree angle! So the car starts rolling, I try to reach in to put it into park! The ed car rolls over my foot! (I think I broke my toe!) But anyway, I open the car door real quick to get in and hit the brake, Well the guy in the Jimmy sees my car rolling toward him and doesn't wanna get his truck hit! So he hits the gas and keeps backing up! :rage: Next thing I know I'm holding onto the steering wheel geting drug threw the mud! almost fell under the car and got ran over! But I managed to pull myself in and hit the brake just in time to misshiznitting a tree! I realy wanted to get out and knock the shiznit out of the guy, But ****, Its not like he had to help me in the first place. So I just thanked him and got the hell out of dodge!
WTF else is gonna happen to me this week? Oh yeah, I come home to "Windows did not start up due to a software issue, please start in safemode"!
ouch!!! Sorry to hear that man.
my car almost ran my neck over once.
I was parked on a pretty steep parking lot, on the side of an am/pm. my tranny linkage had popped off for the bazillionth time, so I went under the car to pop it back on. the little grommet that holds the rod to the arm on the AOD was destroyed when i had replaced the tranny. anyways with the H-pipe there it was a pain in the ass to get to the linkage cuz i had been driving and the pipe was hot. so I'm sittin here on my back under the car trying to pop the rod back into the little hole in the arm and I accidentally push the arm sideways, and pop the car out of park! ****ing car started to roll backwards, almost rolled over my neck, but i got the hell out from under the car as fast as humanly possible. the car kept rolling after I got out from under it, and I ran to the door, opened it, and stomped my foot down.....right next to the brake pedal :bricks1: ended up backing into some dumbass old asian guy who was sitting in his truck where he shouldn't have been, he got out and was like "what happen?" and I'm standing there all dirty from the ground, my shoulder, neck and elbows scratched and bleeding, and I tell him it came out of gear. then he starts yelling at me to "don go anywhere! don go anywhere!" finally I yell at him "I'm not going anywhere it!" my rear bumper had ridden up on his, and there was barely any damage to his little truck. my tbird just got the lower rear 1/4 panel banged up, so now it matches the other side, which got banged up when my tire exploded at 75mph on the freeway :disappoin
but at least I didn' get hit by a deer, and attacked by a ceiling fan. dare, I think you should stay in bed for a good week or 2
My God, Dare, you're like the three stooges all wrapped up into one!
:brick: :crazy: :nutkick: :moon: :hick: :bricks1:
I'm speechless...
now thats useing your foot! good thing you were'nt useing your head that would have really hurt.. ;)
good thing you did'nt fall before that you would be pizza!!!
dare the stunt driver.. :slap:
your computer must have bin watching the whole car getting stuck thing...
the computer is just playing it "SAFE" because it must think your the software issue and it does'nt want you to hurt it allso..
where did the dodge come from? there was only a chevy"jimmy" and a ford "mustang"? oh thats right i forgot you live in the sticks"deep wooded area" i guess you where running from a RAM!!! :giggle:
just kidding hope you feel better kid next time be more carefull
Nick
I was walking up a steeply inclined street on the road side of the parked cars one day because the sidewalks were covered with snow. I slipped and instinctively threw my arm out to catch myself - just so happened a car was driving by at that moment. Blump, blump, my arm was run over at the elbow! I got up and hollered at the driver who kept going and never stopped - I'm glad it was snowy on the street - it softened the blow a bit. I'm glad my head wasn't run over :D. I was in the hospital for a few days for observation after that though nothing broke and I never felt a lot of pain - just some swelling...
daren...hope you dont rob banks or play with guns man...rx for disaster!
I was wondering what ever happened to the stooges... Now we know....